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catloaf ,

Technically aren’t we all dying?

return2ozma OP ,
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Well. You ain’t wrong…

NOT_RICK ,
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Reminds me of the South Park Christmas Album. Pretty topical too since today is Christmas in July.

The minute we’re born we start dying

We die a little more every day

Young or old, rich or poor

There’s nothing you can do to stop it

So look long at that Christmas tree

It may be the last one that you see

Decorate your house with green and red

Cause some day you’ll be dead

Samvega ,

Christmas in July at HH Gregg! youtu.be/QJzt8L_i7_U

Samvega ,

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countsickness ,

This song is on my Christmas playlist since like 20 years… dead dead dead

NineMileTower ,

That’s technically incorrect. The human body remains busy at all times. Either the body is to get busy livin’ or it is to get busy dyin’.

ccunning ,

In the Tibetan philosophy, Sylvia Plath sense of the word, we’re all dying. But you’re not dying the way X is dying.

FlyingSquid ,
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I don’t know why they think this helps them at all. If he’s dead, there will be a massive wave of sympathy which will propel Harris into office.

dogsnest ,
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The Rapist picking CouchFucker Vance as vp will propel her as much as Dead Brandon.

FlyingSquid ,
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Nowhere near as much. Not even close. Johnson only got elected because of sympathy about Kennedy. He got 61% of the popular vote. You don’t get that high a popular vote just for taking over for Kennedy for a year unless people feel really bad about the loss of Kennedy.

dogsnest ,
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I sorta forgot the /s

But it was more hyperbolic…perhaps “/h” ?

SirDerpy ,

It’s definitely not elliptic. IMO it’s more parabolic than hyperbolic. /p

toasteecup ,

I don’t want a couch fucker as my veep

unmagical ,

If he’s dead she’ll already be president, the incumbent, and Trump will have to reprint anything that says 47.

billiam0202 ,

Trump will have to reprint anything that says 47.

Honestly, Biden should step down for this reason alone. The whinging would be glorious!

some_guy ,

But Bobo is all worked up about it, so it must be true.

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