I don’t look very Jewish, or so the girl at the table said, so guess I’m lucky there?
Later on (years later) had a fundamentalist Christian at work tell me it was good I’m Jewish because we need to go to Israel to finish the book. (This was awhile ago and exact wording didn’t stick as I was busy working)
She didn’t like it when I said I’m never moving there. Guess it fucks with gods plans if my stupid ass stays in America my entire life.