some dudebro will make an app for crowdsourced “Health Experts” who look you over briefly and then prescribe opiates.
“Well, don’t want to sound like a dick or nothin’, but, ah… it says on your chart that you’re fucked up. Ah, you talk like a fag, and your shit’s all retarded. What I’d do, is just like… like… you know, like, you know” what I mean, like…