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Olhonestjim ,

Godspeed.

werefreeatlast ,

Hey. me too! I started tests using rocks. I figure, if a rock attached with a string can reach the bottom, then I should be able to go inside a larger rock and reach the bottom too!

werefreeatlast ,

With a string around the rock, ofcourse. I’m not crazy!

AnUnusualRelic ,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

Fine, just hold tight to this here anchor and jump. You’ll be on site in no time.

arc ,

This guy seems to be taking safety slightly more seriously with his sub plans than the last guy. Which is unfortunate for people looking forward to more billionaires transforming themselves into paste.

cypherpunks , (edited )
@cypherpunks@lemmy.ml avatar

gif animation of Jack Nicholson smiling and nodding.

cley_faye ,

Good. Can we get more billionaire onto this trend of offing themselves?

Hugh_Jeggs ,

https://lemm.ee/pictrs/image/8ab89f88-4e22-47ea-b644-3b6eeec35673.webp

HootinNHollerin ,

The Titanic is hungry. It must be fed. The spice must flow

njm1314 ,

Please please please please…

Railing5132 ,

All right, get into the idiot squisher.

captainlezbian ,

Damn, not Wexner

Marduk73 ,
@Marduk73@sh.itjust.works avatar

Tf? This is the new Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.

massacre ,

then shalt thou count to three…

proton_lynx ,

Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three!

cmbabul ,

Right. One, Two, Five

drunkpostdisaster ,

I mean, if he uses a different model of sub he and his passengers would probably be alright.

FuglyDuck ,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

Depends on the sub.

But like, anybody else perfectly okay if he doesn’t come back up?

fuckingkangaroos ,

I’ll be immeasurably disappointed if he doesn’t at least come back with emotional trauma

FuglyDuck ,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

Maybe we can get a Humboldt Squid to harass them?

fuckingkangaroos ,

I’ll donate my fish to this worthy cause

FuglyDuck , (edited )
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

Is it that giant parrot fish that literally chews rocks and coral? Can imagine one of those dumbasses swimming beside you chomping down.

And you thought Aunt Edna chewed loudly…

Possibly a drum dish doing its mating call thing?

fuckingkangaroos ,

chews on rocks

We might not need Mr Humboldt after all

JustCopyingOthers ,

This billionaire, rather than trying to wing-it and design his own submarine, is enlisting the services of a company that has already designed, built, and used a number of record setting deep-sea manned submarines.

Duke_Nukem_1990 ,

Please take the muskrat with you.

raspberriesareyummy ,

seconded! Mr. Musk, if you read this, you would be the greatest of all time if he regularly took new submarine constructions down to the Titanic!

masquenox ,

Let him.

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