“Dude, it’s not cool that you keep killing all of your neighbors’ pets. I know you and the owners have bad blood, but pets don’t even have a say in what’s happening. Plus, it kinda goes against the HOA regula-”
”WHY ARE YOU LITERALLY TRYING TO DESTROY MY HOUSE???!!!”
“What does murdering innocent pets have to do with your house?”
“OH MY GOD, IT’S JUST LITTLE OLD ME AGAINST THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD! WHY DO THEY HATE ME??? I’LL KILL YOUR DOG IF YOU DON’T SAY YOU LIKE ME RIGHT NOW!!!”
“Dude…”
Remaining pets: “We miss our friends…”
“THAT’S SO GODDAMN ANTISEMITIC THAT I CAN’T EVEN START TO EXPLAIN HOW IT’S ANTISEMITIC”