No it’s true. Bill Gates gave me $50, or put a chip in my COVID vaccine, or something and told me not to have kids and I was like, “oh, yeah cool.” Don’t pay any attention to the many, many gay and lesbian couples who have children, and the many straight couples that don’t. Me and Kanye know the real truth.
Seriously though, I wish that man would stay on his meds. I feel bad for his kids. They deserve a dad who’s stable and not super into Hitler.