foggy , 1 year ago

From the makers of Cocaine Bear and Sharknado

In a world where sharks are already terrifying,

one drug lord decided to make them even worse.

[Cut to a shot of a drug cartel dumping a shipment of cocaine into the ocean.]

The cocaine is eaten by a school of sharks,

[Cut to a shot of the sharks swimming through the ocean, their bodies glowing with cocaine.]

and they become addicted.

[Cut to a shot of the sharks attacking a boat, their teeth dripping with blood.]

BWAAAAAA

Now, these bloodthirsty sharks are on the loose,

[Cut to a shot of the sharks swimming up the Hudson River, their fins cutting through the water.]

and they’re looking for their next fix.

[Cut to a shot of the sharks attacking a group of people on a pier, their jaws snapping shut.]

BWAAAAAA

There’s only one thing that can stop them:

[Cut to a shot of a team of shark hunters getting ready to board a boat.]

a team of elite shark hunters.

[Cut to a shot of the shark hunters fighting off the sharks, their guns blazing.]

BWAAAAAA

But even they may not be enough to save the world

[Cut to a shot of the sharks swimming towards the Statue of Liberty, their fins cutting through the water.]

from these COCAINE SHARKS.

[Cut to a shot of the sharks jumping out of the water and crashing into the Statue of Liberty, knocking it over.]

BWAAAAAA

BWAAAAAA

BWAAAAAA

Coming soon to a theater near you.

Rated R.