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ChihuahuaOfDoom , in Oklahoma, Alabama Now Have AI-Powered Vending Machines That Sell Bullets

“You don’t need to be a better shot, you just need to shoot more bullets”

frunch ,

Spray and pray 🙏

warbond ,

Nothing so pedestrian as that! That suggests indiscriminate fire, so I prefer “accuracy by volume.”

termain ,

Thanks, Marcus. Hope you make it into the movie.

TheBigBrother , in Oklahoma, Alabama Now Have AI-Powered Vending Machines That Sell Bullets

LMAO…

Kolrami , in Airport security missed live ammo in tourists’ hand luggage. The TSA doesn’t know how

And yet I’ve had to throw out a whole bottle of St. Ives lotion. Which country is threatened by me having silky smooth skin?

someguy3 ,

You ever try to take down a greased up deaf guy?

tatterdemalion , in Coffee, eggs and white rice linked to higher levels of PFAS in human body
@tatterdemalion@programming.dev avatar

Got PDFs in my bones. Adobe pls.

cmbabul , in Airport security missed live ammo in tourists’ hand luggage. The TSA doesn’t know how

I put a 5 inch blade in a bag I used for work that I totally forgot about, for 2 full years and flew all over the US without anyone calling me on it. I’m glad that TSA provides employment for so many people but they are in fact a joke

Dempf ,

I would probably be fine with TSA as a jobs program, except I really don’t like being yelled at by power tripping agents just for taking my laptop out, or for leaving it in my bag. Because no airport is the same and they all seem to make things up when it comes to policy. To be fair most agents are pretty chill, but some out there definitely enjoy the power trip.

AncientFutureNow , in Biden says he 'screwed up' debate but vows to stay in election

Ok, so I’ll just vote for the proven pedophile, traitor, racist, transphobe and convicted felon. /s

Get this garbage outta here. Fuck Trump.

Blaster_M , in Oklahoma, Alabama Now Have AI-Powered Vending Machines That Sell Bullets

“¡Bienvenido al Ammo Bandito!”

Chozo ,

The Alabama Ammo Bandito?!

AncientFutureNow , in Donald Trump's chances of winning New Jersey are growing

Ok, so I’ll just vote for the proven pedophile, traitor, racist, transphobe and convicted felon. /s

Get this garbage outta here. Fuck Trump.

bblkargonaut , in South Carolina Man Dies After Firework Explodes On His Head

Someone in my group chat poster the picture and I can’t unsee it. It’s horrible.

LaunchesKayaks ,
@LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world avatar

Sounds like you need a group chat without that person in it jfc

ShadowRam , in Airport security missed live ammo in tourists’ hand luggage. The TSA doesn’t know how

There's a higher chance Boeing will kill me than anything people bring on board.

KillingTimeItself , in Coffee, eggs and white rice linked to higher levels of PFAS in human body

its a good thing i don’t drink coffee.

Now i can pretend i don’t consume the other things listed here instead!

phoneymouse , in These queer farmers and ranchers are boycotting Tractor Supply and want you to join them

Easy, lol.

MrPoopyButthole , in Trump asks judge to gut classified documents case after immunity ruling

m.youtube.com/watch?v=ywrEB2DA2P0

11111one11111 , in Airport security missed live ammo in tourists’ hand luggage. The TSA doesn’t know how

They’re 0-12 for finding the weed cookies I take on vacation lol.

OsaErisXero ,

At least in this case, most TSAs are intentionally trying not to see those

MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown ,

And yet they made me open my tea tin and wiped some sort of test strip on it.

TexasDrunk ,

That’s to make sure you don’t have Twinnings brand tannerite.

fuckwit_mcbumcrumble ,

The TSA rarely cares about drugs. I’ve never tried but I have friends who bring them through all the time.

TexasDrunk ,

They’re looking for explosives and weapons (kind of, badly). They absolutely do not give a shit about drugs unless you’re carrying cocaine that has been shaped into a weapon.

Evil_Shrubbery ,

Tripping on absolute power the TSA bestows to one & with that being able to steal anything from travelers I would most definitely absolutely care a lot about any drugs.
Who says no to free drugs?!

FlyingSquid ,
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How would they know there was cannabis in the cookies? You’re not transporting flower.

Evil_Shrubbery ,

No, cannabis is just a coincidence - the TSA just eats all the cookies they find on any traveler. That’s why op hides them. Probably in a gun, so they don’t suspect cookies.

lolcatnip , in Lauren Boebert called "racist" for saying Karine Jean-Pierre is a "DEI hire"

No shit she’s racist. She’s a prominent member of the Racist Party.

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