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brbposting ,

What service?

K1nsey6 ,
@K1nsey6@lemmy.world avatar

That’s the bullshit I had to go through when I forgot my password on Twitter And had to reset it.

hddsx ,

Yeah Google doesn’t think I know what a traffic light is… or a motorcycle

possiblylinux127 ,

1000003904

Showroom7561 OP ,

“Just to prove you are a member of MENSA…”

marcos ,

It’s quite easy after you learn engineering-level math. It would still require some paper and patience, but it’s not hard.

Only something around 5% of the people go there, but it’s a matter of going there, not being a genius.

Jackthelad ,

Anytime a website throws this nonsense at me, I immediately go elsewhere.

Cyberflunk ,

Most infuriating things I’ve encountered in gatekeeping.

DeathbringerThoctar ,

Are you doing Azure training too? I cursed these out to my boss when I encountered them. I’ve seen a lot of bad captcha but these are hands down the worst.

TheTechnician27 ,
@TheTechnician27@lemmy.world avatar

This image isn’t reCAPTCHA, but since it’s still relevant, here you go:

addons.mozilla.org/…/buster-captcha-solver/

radix ,
@radix@lemmy.world avatar

The thing is, there will come a day when only bots will be able to get these right. The only way into a site will be to answer incorrectly, to prove you’re human.

Lost_My_Mind ,

“Prove that you’re inferior.”

“I…what?..What even IS this puzzle? There’s a glowstick, and a porcupine, a pez dispenser in the shape of ray romano, and the board game battleship? I don’t get it…I don’t even get whats being asked…”

“Correct!”

“…I still don’t get it.”

“Buddy, we know your human. Stop proving your inferiority.”

“WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON???”

“Now you’re just showing off…”

possiblylinux127 ,

The system is broken

stoy ,

I see a future where you will need to have a philosophical argument together with a blood test to logon to the internet.

Boozilla ,
@Boozilla@lemmy.world avatar

Someone with water spray bottle should have been in the dystopian design meeting that came up with this horror.

“No! Bad! No!”

spritz

Fuzzy_Red_Panda ,

Yeah, the person who thought this up should be forced to do it for 24 hours straight, with only 10 seconds for each guess, and for every one he gets wrong, five minutes gets added to his time.

jordanlund ,
@jordanlund@lemmy.world avatar

Top left? I mean, two of the things are literally inverse from each other, but that looks closest…

Showroom7561 OP ,

Yeah, inverse, but not identical.

Check this one out!

https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/0dc93e6d-1018-44a8-9337-675a4b64159e.jpeg

(hint: it’s the top right… totally different size/shape, but considered “identical”. FML

I had 15 of these goddamn things, and if you get one wrong they start you off again from #1, but after you’ve done the entire series!

EDIT: Also, wtf is the object? A wired personal vibrator?

Twitches ,

I would have never been able to get into this site

user224 ,
@user224@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

There’s already Yandex captcha for those situations.

metaStatic ,

bottom right has multiple identical 8 pointed stars ... but yeah the 2 different coloured vibrators are a better choice

NOT_RICK ,
@NOT_RICK@lemmy.world avatar

I think it’s a sperm wearing a beanie

wreckedcarzz ,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

Why are we going into a glass of ice

afk_strats ,

Ew. Tim Pool

jballs ,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

Hitachi Magic Wand?

Rai ,

I always click on the sound option for accessibility—I refuse to do the visual ones. If the sound doesn’t work, I’m out.

Showroom7561 OP ,

Just tried it, and it gave me 10 audio puzzles with three sounds per puzzle! These assholes are pure evil.

Rai ,

Insanity!

Sir_Kevin ,
@Sir_Kevin@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Time to bail. Fuck that shit.

jordanlund ,
@jordanlund@lemmy.world avatar

If you look at the cord, those are inverted too, not just color, but left to right.

Sundial ,

Nice try bot.

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