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Ioughttamow ,

That’s XCOM, baby!

ShareMySims ,

Would also work with

Glasses off: 85%* of customers agree!

Glasses on: *of 56 customers surveyed

SkybreakerEngineer ,

Nothing in human history has ever been 100% effective

abfarid ,
@abfarid@startrek.website avatar

Death?

MrJameGumb ,
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

“up to 100% effective” just means it’s almost guaranteed not to be 100% effective except by accident in very rare cases lol

UlyssesT ,

Sex Panther marketing there. morshupls

abfarid ,
@abfarid@startrek.website avatar

I knew you were a hexbear user because:
a. you used an inline image in your comment
b. you used that image

What the heck is it, what’s the origin, and what is it supposed to mean? Looks like some Philips CD-i game.

Leon_Grotsky ,

What the heck is it, what’s the origin, and what is it supposed to mean? Looks like some Philips CD-i game.

  • it is “morshupls”
  • Morshu is a shopkeeper character from Link: The Faces of Evil
  • It’s generally used to convey someone giving an overly verbose and possibly asinine explanation “Morshu Explains” see also :pronouns:
UlyssesT ,

It’s usually used to convey elaborate bullshittery, but here’s the original CDi game clip.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=en5Kgc9Be3g

xia OP ,

ELI5: “Up to 100” means “<=100”. So 0% still falls in that range. Could even be negative (counter-productive).

SubArcticTundra ,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

At least you know it will never over-work. (What ever does?)

xia OP ,

I guess if it over-performs you could always return it as defective.

nondescripthandle ,

As long as you have the ability to speak, the phrase ‘Im up to 100% dead’ will be true.

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