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vane ,

Just buy some commercial property, island, luxury house that is worth 100M, it can be done in less then a week. 3 weeks left to think and organize how to spend 1 billion in 1 day.

Mataresian ,

No you’re getting somewhere. Buy 1B in property put it in a company. Then use that as a mortgage to get a higher loan to buy some more. This way you can in addition avoid paying taxes.

YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH ,

Surely the answer to this is to buy really short term options. Bad case is you lose all the money and get a billion. Good case is that you make even more money.

offspec ,

They said no gambling

YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH ,

Wouldn’t that be classified as “investing” at least according to the government.

Mango ,

Well if everyone has a price, I’m gonna get that girl!

JackbyDev ,

Just buy like every house lol. Actually just put in an offer for any house for a 100 mil.

BigBananaDealer ,
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sorry no, credit score is bad so we refuse to sell to you

ApplyingAutomation ,
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I would guess they accept cash offers regardless of credit score?

AndrasKrigare ,

The Brewster’s Millions genie

garbagebagel ,

Can I do the lobbying thing to get a nice human rights or climate law passed or is 100M still too poor for that

ryannathans ,

That sounds like gifting

trslim ,

I think it would officially be lobbying, or, in laymans terms, bribery.

DigiDemiFiend ,

Does a Gacha count as gambling? I’m still missing some ZZZ Agents and some Nikkes

Mr_Fish ,

Does it need to be net spending, or can I just buy and sell things really fast?

supertrucker ,

Quickie marriage with a $100 million prenup

GreyEyedGhost ,

Then rail the maid of honor on the wedding cake table. Time’s a wasting!

halloween_spookster ,

Can I buy 100MM in gold?

Underwaterbob ,

Sleep with pornstar. Excessive hush money. Boom!

Frozengyro ,

I think most of us would get paid to keep things quiet. I’m not important enough for hush money.

Underwaterbob ,

Ahh, but with a billion, you would be important enough.

EnderMB ,

I would’ve thought that this could be quite simple.

  • A few flights in a private jet, or long-term purchasing for the whole month to take you wherever you want.
  • Several $250k-500k cars in each location to take you wherever you want
  • A private show from a famous band can set you back a few million. Do this each day.
  • Go to Vegas and get in a pissing content with some rich cunt where you send expensive drinks to each others table, until one folds. That’ll be a few million each night.
  • Trump spent a ton on sex, so high class hookers?
  • A few ads across multiple providers to promote something
  • Prize fights can be set up quickly, and have the best in combat sports ready in 30 days. Offer $1m per division for the winner, and do it across maybe 4-5 sports, pay for TV and streaming, set up a venue, and you’ll probably blow through it all.
KrankyKong ,

Single use luxury cars is my favorite one

garbagebagel ,

I would spend all 100M to get ads put up all over the country of people who have wronged me and my loved ones. They’ll just be like really awful pictures of them with really petty captions like “doesn’t help carry suitcases”, “laughed at a disabled person”, “sneezed too loud that one time”. That’ll show them.

mvirts ,

What do you know, my brother just opened up an art auction house.

programmer_belch ,

Crash the dollar by entering the whole amount in the stock market? Or are stocks also considered gambling?

slazer2au , (edited )

Create a serverless function on AWS that calls a serverless function on Azure, which calls a serverless function on gcp which calls a serverless function on Oracle cloud which loops it back to AWS.

Now stick CloudFlare in between each step of that.

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