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queermunist ,
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Not “a hitler”?

He’s doing genocide!

meekah ,
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But only reluctantly… Well kinda I guess

queermunist ,
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Yes actually. Our bombs, our guns, our fucking jets. If you do everything you can to facilitate another country’s genocide and the genocide would be impossible without your help, you are absolutely an accomplice to genocide. He’s a hitler.

meekah ,
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I’m referencing the image.

queermunist ,
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The image exists in the context of all that came before it, it didn’t fall out of a coconut tree.

meekah ,
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I didn’t think joke would be criticized this much in a meme community. I agree that Biden doesn’t ‘reluctantly’ do genocide.

queermunist ,
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Critical meme theory. 🧐

andrewrgross OP ,

Yeah, but you can tell his heart isn’t really in it.

He’s weak sauce even when he’s trying to hitler.

queermunist ,
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If there’s anything his heart is in, it’s Zionism. It’s his one true political belief.

Rivalarrival , (edited )

Mark Kelly.

Navy Pilot, Navy Captain, Astronaut, Senator, husband of Gabby Giffords, twin brother of Scott Kelly with similar resumé, and he’s only 60. He and his brother can each win two terms and still be younger than Trump is now.

He also flips red states blue: he’s pretty much the only Democrat who has won anything in Arizona in decades.

De_Narm ,

“only 60” - the depressing state of politics. There’s a good amount of places where you’d retire before completing a single term at that age.

Rivalarrival ,

Agreed. I’m rather tired of the nation being run by workaholics. I want to retire someday. I want a candidate who shares that value, and builds a nation where I can do that.

Ideally, I think the oldest a candidate should be is 57 at the beginning of their first term, so that they retire from professional politics by 65.

That being said, no candidate is ever going to be perfect, and, he’s still 24 years better than the current option.

supertrucker ,

Good thing China has a number of honey trap spies. I’m sure Schiff will be eager to tell them all the dirty, dirty secrets of a US President

solidgrue ,
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And the reality is modern medical science has made 60 the new 50.

Which kinda works. because modern education has made 20 the new 14.

/s
//class wars are awesome!

ramenshaman ,

Or Adam Schiff

Rivalarrival ,

Adam Schiff is a lawyer and California Democrat. He would easily win the blue states, but so would about 30 million other Democrats.

The red states will hate him, and he’s opposed by BLM, so he won’t be competitive in the swing states either.

There’s nothing special about him.

ramenshaman ,

That’s fair. I’d vote for him, but then again I’d vote for a soggy roll of single-ply toilet paper over Trump.

TheDoozer ,

Seriously, try being the candidate talking shit about an astronaut and decorated servicemember. “I like people who stay on Earth.” Well I don’t!

solidgrue ,
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“I like people who obey the law of gravity.”

YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH ,

He could retort by saying that he was obeying gravity, but falling continuously towards the earth while traveling at a speed that kept him from hitting the ground.

solidgrue , (edited )
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That implies the earth is round which might alienate some voters from that base.

Although… It might attract the “I’m a sekrit alean” bloc…

We should shop this, maybe do a tabletop…

andrewrgross OP ,

I’ve actually been casting him as VP in my head for like four weeks now.

I think it’s more likely than Biden being president next year, so fingers crossed.

Rivalarrival ,

Harris will get steamrolled by either Trump or Vance; Kelly wipes the floor with both of them. I think Kelly needs to be on the top of the ticket, and Harris needs to step down as well.

andrewrgross OP ,

Did you not read the graph? She’s a lock.

I mean, Kelly is a lock too. Anyone who can fog a mirror and doesn’t get an erection watching Starship Troopers will win this election. But Harris is kind of right there already, so that works for me. She could probably keep using the same email address and business cards. That’s a nice plus.

Resonosity ,

Unfortunately I think casting away Kamala as the pick would do more harm than good. She is the likely candidate. Joe can even make the transition smooth by entrusting the rest of his legacy with her, which is the reason he chose her as a VP in the first place.

People also know the name Kamala Harris, and they’ve known it for years now. It’ll be a huge turn to bring in a new candidate on top and do all of the rallying needed to get votes.

I think Kamala’s success will spend on the VP choice, her administration, and her campaign team more than her herself.

Rivalarrival ,

She doesn’t have a significant enough presence to challenge Trump. People may know her name, but they couldn’t pick her out of a lineup.

Kelly just has to stand there while being introduced as “Astronaut” or “Fighter Pilot” to remind everyone that Trump hasn’t actually done anything with his life.

Kalothar ,

100% has my vote

Resonosity ,

Mark Kelly as Kamala’s VP? Having that balance of ethnicity would help her get the votes. It’s exactly why Obama picked Biden

Rivalarrival ,

Kelly’s “blue” credentials are sound, and his history will appeal to many otherwise “red” voters. He is a real threat to poach votes from Trump’s base in red and swing states.

Harris can’t do that. She’s a lawyer, and everyone hates lawyers.

But nobody votes for the bottom of the ticket. Harris/Kelly loses; Kelly/Harris wins.

rand_alpha19 ,

I am really enjoying the idea of using the phrase "original Hitler" in much the same way as someone might refer to original sin.

pleb_maximus ,

and also (thanfully) very dead.

No, no. Don’t you know that he works as a foreman in an Argentinian VW plant?

dubyakay ,

I thought he had that base on the moon now. That’s why we never went back.

LordGimp ,

Kamala is definitely a Hitler in a woman costume. Bitch openly laughs about forced labor and prison slavery. Fuck her in every orifice with sandpaper.

marcos ,

I imagine Trump has only a partial check there. He’s not any young, just seems to be hiding that fact better.

andrewrgross OP ,

I didn’t say young. I said he is “somehow alive”.

_stranger_ ,

There’s a slurry of drugs keeping the Jonestown dreamsicle on his feet, I don’t know if he’s any more alive than an LLM at this point. He’s certainty less cogent than one.

At least Biden is still just running in “old human” mode.

TunaCowboy ,

Somehow manages to be less likeable than a corpse and hrc.

Thcdenton ,

This could have been a truth table

salmoura ,

If and only if.

andrewrgross OP ,

I thought about something like that, but the flow here felt easier.

Feel free to make another version. If it’s more popular, I won’t be mad.

gibmiser ,

Perfect.

electric ,

Hate her because she was prosecutor but at least she’s not the undead monster that is Bo Jiden.

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