ChaoticNeutralCzech , 3 months ago (edited 3 months ago)

TL;DR My country’s customs officers seem to have misappropriated 7 buttplugs, 8 Venus ball sets, 3 non-USB penis devices and 7 sets of BDSM straps.

We had a large shipment of illegal sex toys seized in the Czech Republic, and the customs office held an auction with publicly disclosed contents of the package. There were several suspicious amounts. I have a copy of the list:

Not auctioned individually, only as a complete set. 1 CZK ≈ 0.04 USD. Yes, we have words for sex toy but they specifically chose more formal wording.

Item	Description of the auctioned item	Qty	Unit price	CZK total
1	Erotic aid - anal jewel, 3 pcs/set	594	300 ($13)	178 200,00 ($7722)
2	Erotic aid case	300	210 ($9)	63 000,00 ($2700)
3	Erotic aid (penis)	40	600 ($25)	24 000,00 ($1000)
4	Electric pump	40	90 ($4)	3 600,00 ($160)
5	Sex aid - straps	193	300 ($13)	57 900,00 ($2509)
6	Erotic aid - anal jewel with tail	99	210 ($9)	20 790,00 ($891)
7	Erotic aid for penis without USB	77	300 ($13)	23 100,00 ($1001)
8	Venus balls	112	300 ($13)	33 600,00 ($1456)
9	Enema	210	120 ($5)	25 200,00 ($1050)
10	Enema with black pouch	30	150 ($7)	4 500,00 ($210)
	Total price (CZK)			433 890,00 ($18,315)
	Auction start at (CZK)			144 630,00 ($6105)

The goods have been legalized for resale in the EU even though some lack CE certification.

Auction notice including photos (Czech, PDF, 9,74 MiB) / Deep-L’s English translation of the document (view in browser) - gets interesting on page 5, or just click the hyperlinked items for extracted images (only 6 seems to have been published)

Above is translation of a Reddit comment I had made here but since overwritten with a power-delete tool.