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shalafi , in You dare challenge me?!

Funny story: My sister was bitching about the shit TP at college and that they had just bought a 20-year supply. Guess what I was wiping my ass with 13-years later.

Alexstarfire ,

I’m gonna guess tp. Otherwise your school is really fucked up.

CyberEgg ,

With your sister? No kinkshaming, but that’s something different

jaybone ,

So she was stealing toilet paper from her school and bringing it to you?

Bluefalcon , in You dare challenge me?!

Some how both the thinnest and roughest thing ever made. Like wiping your ass with silk glass

rockSlayer , in You dare challenge me?!

Trust me, the tp doesn’t get better after school. Best tp I’ve ever used from an institution was my college, which was basically 3 ply Scott’s

FlyingSquid , in Bacon
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I once got rear-ended by a lady (my car was totaled) who told me two things as we were waiting for the cops that I will never forget:

“I just got my new glasses prescription, but I’m not wearing them today.”

“I wasn’t supposed to be driving my husband’s truck. We don’t have to let the cops know it’s my husband’s truck, right?”

The cops got informed. I got a new car.

Alexstarfire ,

I might have kept the second thing to myself depending on why she wasn’t supposed to be driving it. Though, it’s not like she can keep what happened from her husband.

Timecircleline ,

Some insurance won’t insure on certain vehicles unless people within the household sign an affidavit saying they will not be the ones driving it, usually based on their previous history. Seeing as she didn’t want the cops to know, I’d guess it’s something along those lines.

redisdead ,

Insurance fraud.

mineralfellow ,

Reminds me of the time I was rear ended and the guy told me it was because he was playing candy crush.

designatedhacker , in You dare challenge me?!

John Wayne toilet paper. Rough, tough, and doesn’t take shit off of anyone.

goferking0 , in You dare challenge me?!

Or office tp

MewtwoLikesMemes , in it makes me irrationally mad
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Eww, there’s like hardly any trees. 🤮

ILikeBoobies , in Private Capital vs Central Planning

Ontario did the same thing

ipkpjersi , in Bacon

How have people not heard of toaster ovens?

With that said… I don’t have one, maybe I should get one lol

hanrahan , in it makes me irrationally mad
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That doest look like Singapore at all?

Ahh yes, its the thrown sandwich wrapper thats the problem not the 2 tonnes of metal and plastics belching pollutants that kill millions and are a massive ci tributir to global warming out the back whike driving down a concrete and asphlat road.

I remember long ago reading something where an enviromentalist who was driving home with a friend along the highway and the friend opined how their enviromwntalist friend must be disappointed with humanity seeing all this litter along the road edge and the environmentalist replied that the litter wasn’t the problem, the road was.

Looks litter free /s

https://slrpnk.net/pictrs/image/79d66b38-263d-4a6f-86d1-7d0f742dfcec.jpeg

MattWalsh OP ,
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frankly cars and roads also make me irrationally mad

besides tire spikes, we ought to consider the death penalty for driving a car too /hj

https://kottke.org/plus/misc/images/xkcd-urban-planning.jpg

NigelFrobisher , in it makes me irrationally mad

I’m sure that weird little pod thing in the middle is actually next to the ring road in Manchester.

threeduck , in it makes me irrationally mad
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Please Litter Tsar, add tagging to your death penalty list.

Rubisco , in This looks like an awesome prequel
grahamja , in it makes me irrationally mad

Singapore is also beautiful, they slap you with a cane for littering.

Mothra , in When History Repeats Itself... On a New Platform
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You’re getting boring my dude

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