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Anolutheos , in Sometimes I bring mine when traveling.

Yet somehow the hotel towels are several times better at actually drying than my thick luxurious towels at home

Kecessa ,

Don’t use softener

elscallr ,
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Are you using fabric softener? That makes your towel less absorbent. If you're using detergent with built in softener it'll do the same.

Wash your towels with a cup of vinegar to remove the softener.

uphillbothways ,
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And/or borax in the machine with the soap. Helps a lot.

WarmSoda ,

Should I shower with vinegar and then use my crappy home towel?

veroxii ,

Sure. Why not?

maxcharacterlimit , in Saviours of humanity

“I’m going to make an underwater elevator so people can freely explore th-”

xavier666 ,

C R O M C H !

Weirdbeardgame ,
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Stupid Logitech controller! Shakes fist angrily

Reverendender , in Sometimes I bring mine when traveling.
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I would love to know which god-tier cushiony towels you are using at home!

avenging_beatrice , in all of these elon bs I don't care about
eochaid , in The US of A
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Can’t believe you guys got baited by this boring low effort rage bait garbage. Come on Lemmy, you’re better than this.

jimmydoreisalefty ,

The news on RFK Jr. Zionist takes got me to see what is really happening in Israel-Palistine

This is a huge issue for the country

Israel has lobbists in a lot of our policies.

Sabby Sabs explains it: youtu.be/9DL67KDFrXU

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DragonTypeWyvern ,

Zionist anti-Semite RFK Jr

eochaid ,
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Also anti-vaxxer, Trump supporter, radical anti-medicalist, HIV/AIDS denialist, and notibly supported by Steve Bannon and conservative super-PACs as a “chaos candidate” against the dems. I listened to him back when he was on Air America decades ago. He has always been a wacked out nutjob.

jimmydoreisalefty ,

Who did you reply to? Looks like you replied to OP’s OG post.

jimmydoreisalefty ,

Anti-Semite was a smear, that politians and corp media use all the time, he is an ultra-zionist.

RFK Jr. Is Pro-Israel and Pro-Jewish(ones in er not the colored or pro-palistine jews).

This means he lied about being for peace.

Many people, myself included, have changed their views on RFK Jr. after we saw his views of the Palestinian people.

DragonTypeWyvern ,
jimmydoreisalefty ,

Thanks for the link.

The numbers do not make sense and he does not qualify for secret service this far from the race.

Briahna Joy Gray on Rising also talks about it: www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LHJo7hpRCY

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eochaid ,
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You’re better than this. Hatred of the straw man doesn’t suit you. And it sure won’t solve any of the issues in this country. All it does is grab your attention and distract you.

jimmydoreisalefty ,

What do you mean?

Hatred?

AnyProgressIsGood ,

Lemmy popular enough for state sponsored boting

rDrDr , in Sometimes I bring mine when traveling.

Growing up, all the towels we had at home were stolen from hotels.

uphillbothways ,
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Growing up we never went to hotels or anywhere, really. Mother stole our towels from grandma, who got them free from the grocery store on rewards points in the 70's.

saigot , in Sometimes I bring mine when traveling.
the_itsb ,

I’m turning 42 next summer and have been thinking about hosting a Towel Party; this image is going to be very helpful.

PeleSpirit ,

What’s a towel party, is it a theme and everyone just wears their best towel?

Duamerthrax ,

Half the people are going to think it’s an orgy and everyone will be disappointed.

c0mpufreak ,

It’s a reference to the book Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy where:

a) the number 42 plays a significant role b) the towel is hailed as the most useful thing a galaxy hitchhiker could possibly posses.

So Don’t Panic and don’t forget your towel :)

cloudy1999 ,

A stranger on the Internet approves of this plan. Please provide updates. Will there be a Vogon poetry recital?

the_itsb ,

I think the physical and psychological distress that tend to result from Vogon poetry would be problematic for the celebrational mood I’m hoping to achieve, but there will definitely be gorgeous sandwiches crafted by the loving hands of an artisan of intergalactic renown.

I’ve never seen a recipe for Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters that appealed to me, but I’m hoping to get that sorted as well.

SpaceNoodle , in You truly have nothing to hide, don't you

They left the seat up, so yeah they do

esadatari ,

“why did he sit down on it to shit even with the seat up?”

the person monitoring it hasn’t been able to sleep for ten days since the no seat incident.

zurohki , in Sometimes I bring mine when traveling.

That OP, he’s a really hoopy frood who knows where his towel is.

electriccars OP ,
DickFiasco ,

I was really hoping I’d find this here.

JackbyDev , in Saviours of humanity

But what about humans in the year 3000, hmm? You’re saying you don’t care about them?

db2 , in Sometimes I bring mine when traveling.

Stay at a better hotel then. This is like shopping at Walmart and complaining about how many people in there smell bad.

electriccars OP ,

If only my company allowed me to book my own hotels while traveling for work…

db2 ,

Oh, well then yours is probably the best solution then.

Neve8028 ,

Ah yes just “have more disposable income”. Simple advice, thanks.

db2 ,

You can go to a better place and pay less, but you go ahead and act superior since you clearly know what you’re talking about and aren’t just pulling shit out of your ass.

Neve8028 ,

Woah chill lmao

WtfEvenIsExistence ,

Dissatisfied with capitalism? Just have more money! Capitalism cant legally fuck you up if you’re rich.

/s

WarmSoda ,

Oh wow I totally had no idea you joking thank God you added that dumb /s

WtfEvenIsExistence ,

Believe it or not, I’ve had people called me a capitalist bootlicker when I make that joke without the /s

WarmSoda ,

So? If they can’t grasp humor it’s not your fault.

theodewere , in all of these elon bs I don't care about
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that bird is caught in the Matrix

BlinkerFluid , in You truly have nothing to hide, don't you
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“He’s just sitting there smiling at the camera…”

“Four hours, there’s a line. We have no idea what to do!”

BlinkerFluid , in Pleasing everyone
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GOOD BOI

FireRetardant , in You truly have nothing to hide, don't you

After my visit to the porcelain throne, it is they who will feel fear.

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