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expatriado , in Italy!? You must mean Pizza

Turkish gonna love it

ipkpjersi , in Fediverse users be like

The blackjack and hookers here are pretty great!

Mudkipology , in A dollar saved is a dollar earned
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They also taste way better than store-bought ones.

BedSharkPal ,

Seriously. They barely taste like the same ‘fruit’.

moody ,

And they stay fresh pretty much as long as you want them to.

HiddenLayer5 ,

Also one of the easier garden vegetables (yes, vegetable, fight me) to plant. Great for beginners.

mexicancartel ,

Fruiitt fruiittt

Cover_czar ,
@Cover_czar@lemmy.ml avatar

F u fruit

C_Leviathan ,

It’s a fruit, you donut.

SkepticalButOpenMinded ,

Serious question: do people on team fruit also call other “culinary vegetables” fruits, such as cucumbers, zucchini, corn, eggplants, bell peppers, green beans, etc.?

famousringo ,

I’ve been told that beans are an especially magical fruit.

TheBat ,
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Especially if you know how to flick it

zer0nix ,

Flick it to stick it!

queermunist ,
@queermunist@lemmy.ml avatar

Depends on context? If I’m talking about the fruit on the plant, yes. If it’s in my kitchen, no, that’d be silly 🙄

C_Leviathan ,

I don’t mind calling all of those things fruit. It seems people get really weird about making savoury meals out of fruit. Like I know a tomato is a fruit, I put tomato on pizza, I never once while making pizza have a thought about whether a vegetable or a fruit is going on my pizza. It’s just a tomato, it can swing both ways.

SkepticalButOpenMinded ,

I prefer polysemy. There is a very useful category of “edible plants typically used in savory dishes”. Imagine someone being upset with you because you brought green beans when they asked for a side of vegetables.

I don’t see the point in taking the botanical definition of fruit and pretending it’s useful in the culinary world.

toxicbubble ,

fruits are a vegetable

C_Leviathan ,

Not botanically or culinary, but don’t let that get in the way of how you feel.

Squirrel ,
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Fruits come from the flowering part of the plant and contain seeds, whereas vegetables are other parts of the plant (leaves, stems, roots, bulbs). They’re fruit.

NotSpez ,

They say knowledge is knowing that tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Default_Defect ,
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Yes yes. Salsa, tomato based fruit salad, we know.

HiddenLayer5 ,

But that’s not mutually exclusive with vegetables. Vegetable is not a botanical designation. Whether it’s a vegetable or not depends on how it’s typically used in cooking. Cucumbers, zuccini, and green beans all fall into the same category of being both.

mister_newbie , in What do you choose?

Toys r Us is still in business… in Canada. Went there yesterday, in fact.

ipha , in Italy!? You must mean Pizza
@ipha@lemmy.world avatar

As a Michigander I am greatly offended.

Infynis ,
@Infynis@midwest.social avatar

I’m honestly astounded anyone outside of the US thinks about Ohio at all

Alto ,
@Alto@kbin.social avatar

Honestly it's probably 95% because Ohio has become a meme over the last few years

expatriado ,

always has been

UnverifiedAPK ,

🌎👨‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀

Guy_Fieris_Hair ,

I live in the US and digit Ohio existed

Flughoernchen ,

European here: We don’t. No idea where most of that map is supposed to come from.

normal_user ,

Different breed of European here: We do. No idea why but everyone i know seems to know basic ones + Ohio for some reason.

Ioughttamow ,

Better than Indiana at least..

VikingHippie ,

As a European with an American girlfriend who’s originally from Cheeseland and now lives in Best Carolina, I’m not thrilled either…

whatisallthis , in Italy!? You must mean Pizza

Damn is Ohio really that popular

name_NULL111653 ,

Only in Ohio…

MrBusinessII ,

Calling all those states Ohio is a high end insult

UnverifiedAPK ,

7th largest state by population, behind CA, TX, FL, NY, PA, and IL. Might be popular for Europeans because a lot of immigrants go to Ohio.

fred ,

🌎👨‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀

abbadon420 ,

Not really

TheOctonaut ,

No. An American made both sides of this map, and it shows.

reversebananimals , in Shit is lit

Deep fried meme

rockerface , in *smiles politely*

silently pulls out earbuds

CCatMan , in What do you choose?

I would prefer Microcenter make smaller versions of their stores. Like Micro-Microcenters.

Lt_Worf OP ,

And open up a branch that just sells microbiology lab supplies. Like Micro-Micro-Microcenters.

dingus , in Shit is lit
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needs more jpeg compression

MasterNerd , in bit trite, innit guvnah?
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Well at least they don’t call it Hydrox 💀

PP_BOY_ ,
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Hydrox supremacy 😤😤

DrPop , in They got me

Lol, as an actual IRS employee, people say more then they have to. You won’t believe how many taxpayers tell me they made money, “under the table”.

CookieJarObserver ,

When you tell the tax officer its not under the table anymore…

Andrew15_5 , in I have insomnia, work in Japan, and most of ya'll are active when I should be sleeping.
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These are rookie numbers

rockerface , in Italy!? You must mean Pizza

I would appreciate if you could move “russia” to the right a bit, thank you very much

Maddison OP , (edited )

can’t help, the map was drawn by Comrade Putin

Scrof ,

It’s “how USA sees” not “how it is irl”.

UnverifiedAPK ,

Nah, we know where Ukraine is right now. But I would not have any clue where Georgia was if OP didn’t label it…

VikingHippie ,

So you would say that it usually ISN’T on your mind even though the devil went down there?

Uvine_Umbra ,
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Yeah, but ppl i know still place it as ex-ussr fighting for freedom tbh

VikingHippie ,

That’s what Putin did and look how THAT turned out!

TimeSquirrel , in I made a bomb and that was used for killing people.
@TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

Alternate timeline: Denmark invents the bomb first, becomes world superpower, global universal healthcare soon follows along with basic income, and the longest period of happiness and peace humanity has ever known begins.

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