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blindfisch , in math is hard

Shut up and take my upvote!

pleb_maximus , in Mom was a wild one

I like your mom.

Xantar ,

She sounds fun at parties. SM parties that is.

pleb_maximus ,

Works for me. :D

southsamurai , in Just no
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Only reason I’d say no is that it looks like shit sauce and shit crust. I’d still try it, but it wouldn’t be a good pizza in the first place, so I wouldn’t consider it to be a definitive example of what kiwi on pizza would be.

Vespair , in Choices choices.

Caroline, every time.

Sweet Home Alabama is just awful

Thcdenton ,

I hate it too, but in it’s defense I think it’s mostly just over played. That riff is kinda sick.

Vespair ,

Lol, when I describe the song to people what I say is almost verbatim: “it sounds like they stumbled upon one really solid guitar riff and were like, fuck it, play that shit for the next 4 minutes! Umm is that gonna be enough for a song? Who gives a shit!”

So yeah, the riff is pretty good

youngalfred , in math is hard

How many halves fit into a quarter? Half of them

DashboTreeFrog ,

That’s exactly how I think of it, so strange someone downvoted you

sushibowl , in math is hard

Intuitively speaking, how many times does half of a thing fit into a quarter of a thing? The answer is, exactly one half time.

ImplyingImplications , in math is hard

0.25 / 0.5 = 0.5
0.25 = 0.5 × 0.5
1/4 = 1/2 × 1/2

Scrath , in they hurt you, didn't they

Honestly I kind of like that building for its uniqueness. I would love to see it in some form of solarpunk style where it is mostly overgrown with plants

ChiefSinner , in Needle therapy
Zerush , in Check your email for the verification code we just sent you.
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I’m old school, if I want to buy something, I go to the store with the ability to essentially examine the item, pay for it in cash and go home. Crating an account and paying with the card, with which also the bank knows what I had bought? WTF, capitalism surveillance shit.

Midnitte , in Check your email for the verification code we just sent you.

Or just use a password manager

Lucidlethargy , in Check your email for the verification code we just sent you.

A check has your checking account number on it. Please don’t write checks. Use cash.

nexguy ,
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Cash has a globally unique identifiable number on it for tracing. Please use the barter system.

vonbaronhans ,

Cash has an identifier on it, but unlike a check that identifier doesn’t identify you.

dullbananas ,
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Your digestive system can remove the number

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3InUXuiTZk8

ghost_of_faso2 ,
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yeah hold on let me just barter with my convience store for some food

BorgDrone ,

Checks? Cash? What year is this?

PlantDadManGuy ,

Welcome to dystopia 2024 hellhole edition. We’ve got mail theft, check fraud, genocide and fascism. 🤠

I_Clean_Here , in Check your email for the verification code we just sent you.

Americans once again making shit more complicated than it needs to be. Most of the world has moved on from cheques to wire transfers, deposits, etc. all done through online banking.

Every transaction is tracked and accounted for. No need for this bullshit.

PlantDadManGuy ,

Because online bank accounts never get hacked, and old demented folks never fall for phishing emails… right?

neeeeDanke ,

Thats what the 2fa for most transfers is for.

CanadianCarl ,

Why is everyone calling them checks? Are we all talking about cheques? I am confused.

EvacuateSoul ,

It’s just the American spelling.

BruceLee ,

I am french, I use cheques , I also use wire transfers and many other bank option but I hope more place would accept my cheque. Also cheque transaction are tracjed and accounted just like others.

EvacuateSoul ,

I’m American, and all of this stuff happens automatically and digitally after I set up any new account. I’m not sure how writing a check would be easier.

Some banks still offer the transitional system I remember where they do it on your behalf, so once you have all your payees, you can go in every month and put in the amounts for each bill, and they mail a check from the bank to each place.

NigelFrobisher , in Check your email for the verification code we just sent you.

I think the last time I cashed a cheque my elderly mum wrote it. Had no idea before that people even still had cheque books after 2002 or something, but fortunately I didn’t have to find if there was a branch of my bank left within fifty miles because you can scan them in the app and pretend the other person sent you money in a normal way.

Valmond ,

In France it’s quite regular and quite useful IMO (I’m from sweden where you can’t pay a bus ticked with cash, nor a credit card… and checks were like abolished in the nineties) paying school stuff, sport inscriptions etc.

Additional bonus, you can split a payment and ask for it to be cashed in over time, without needing some nank taking a cut.

ansiz ,

I’m the same way. But since I’ve been having to handle my elderly relative’s estate I’ve had to write a ton of checks. The clerk of court requires the use of checks to pay bills for the estate. The estate account was issued a debit card but the bank said I couldn’t use it because of the same requirement.

wonderfulvoltaire , in some people on this platform
@wonderfulvoltaire@lemmy.world avatar

The healthcare system is just fraud anyway just finish the job and make it for everyone not the ultra rich.

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