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Juice64 , in Numa
@Juice64@lemmy.world avatar

I’d pay to see this movie

Imgonnatrythis ,
ArtVandelay ,
@ArtVandelay@lemmy.world avatar

I think this meme is actually from the second movie

MonkderDritte ,

There was a second mummy?

Senseless ,

Could be a Scary move skit.

nucleative , in Fellas, find yourself a girl like Tonya Harding staring at Nancy Kerrigan 😍

This whole thing happened 30 years ago now. Wow. These two must be in their 50s now. It was such a media circus at the time.

joneskind , in Average i support Palestine vs i support Ukraine NPCs
@joneskind@lemmy.world avatar

Hey guys, French dude here.

I’ve seen a lot of these posts lately and I’m beginning to think it’s an orchestrated campaign to divide the US Dems.

I don’t have anything to say in the matter of the US elections, but I hope you won’t jump into that trap. Remember, Trump only wants to watch the world burn.

Fuck Netanyahou, Fuck Hamas, Fuck Putin and Slava Ukraini. For the people.

epicsninja ,

See, that makes sense, until you consider the size of Lemmy. Even if they were 100% successful, this will only be seen by a few thousand people max, which wouldn’t amount to much. My current hypothesis is that the people doing this are simply stupid.

XeroxCool ,

It worked to convince the most anti-communist conservatives to like Putin 15 years ago with tough guy shirtless memes about how you gotta respect his ability to lead people. Sure, why wouldn’t it work again?

HaroldHaarrison2 ,

Too much text to say you are just a boot licker

mononomi , in Average i support Palestine vs i support Ukraine NPCs

Can’t tell if this is sarcasm or not

TheOctonaut , in Union Strong

The fuck does “won their union” mean?

Zip2 ,

I think it’s colonial for “won the right to form a union” perhaps?

Faydaikin ,
@Faydaikin@beehaw.org avatar

And until OP answers, we’ll never know. (Given that OP actually knows how unions work)

OneOrTheOtherDontAskMe ,

Won the vote to organize a union, something that has to be done in the U.S.

TheOctonaut ,

“Please sir, may I resist?”

OneOrTheOtherDontAskMe ,

I think it’s more to do with that if the collective workers vote to become a union or not, and succeeds in that vote, then the owner/company must recognize them as the union and engage in negotiations as such.

If the vote of the workers fails to choose to unionize…well usually that means the people who tried to organize it get fired because there’s no union

FiskFisk33 ,

I don’t know of any country where that right was put into place by asking nicely…

reversebananimals , in Average i support Palestine vs i support Ukraine NPCs

Average “no one will listen to my under baked political opinios in real life so I’ll hold a meme community hostage” 17 year old

Juice64 ,
@Juice64@lemmy.world avatar

Does he also have a podcast?

son_named_bort , in Fellas, find yourself a girl like Tonya Harding staring at Nancy Kerrigan 😍

I went on vacation with a girl like that once. It was not a nice trip.

Psychodelic ,

Story?

juliebean , in The United States be like, "Who are you voting for?"

unfair comparison. both of these guys are far better public speakers than trump.

Nurse_Robot , in Average i support Palestine vs i support Ukraine NPCs

Imagine viewing fact checkers as the problem. Next level delusional

UnfortunateShort ,

Stupid fact checkers with their stupid facts disproving all my convenient lies

buzz86us , in Hey girl

Literally me every time I find someone bearable

thisNotMyName , in Average i support Palestine vs i support Ukraine NPCs

Whoah that is next level stupid… it wouldn’t need fact checkers if people weren’t too dumb to evaluate sources

Zerush , in Don't
@Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar
Fedizen , in Fellas, find yourself a girl like Tonya Harding staring at Nancy Kerrigan 😍

For some reason I thought nancy kerrigan was the zerg queen

KillerTofu ,

You’re thinking of her sister, Sarah Kerrigan.

AnUnusualRelic ,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

Wasn’t she the semifinallist from Highlander?

SkyezOpen , (edited )

You’re not entirely wrong.

From the wiki:

Initially based around the character Tanya Adams in the Command & Conquer: Red Alert series, Kerrigan was named after Nancy Kerrigan, who at the time was involved in a feud with Tonya Harding.

worldwidewave , in Fellas, find yourself a girl like Tonya Harding staring at Nancy Kerrigan 😍

“Break a leg”

-Tonya

MargotRobbie ,

“Oh yeah, it’s Harding time.”

– Tonya

elcanadiano , in Fellas, find yourself a girl like Tonya Harding staring at Nancy Kerrigan 😍

The second verse of “Weird Al” Yankovic’s song, Headline News, is about these two.

Once there was this girl who Swore that one day she would be a figure skating champion And when she finally made it She saw some other girl who was better And so she hired some guy to Club her in the knee cap

disguy_ovahea ,

Our society would be far better if we, as a whole, quoted Weird Al more often.

Nurse_Robot ,

Now you may find it inconceivable or rather very least a bit unlikely that The relative position of the planets and the stars Could have a special deep significance or meaning That exclusively applies to only you But, let me give you my assurance that These forecasts and predictions are all based on Solid, scientific, documented evidence So you would have to be some kind of moron Not to realize that every single one of them is absolutely true Where was I?

imPastaSyndrome ,

God damn I can’t not hear it

ColeSloth ,

Took me several tries back in the day to sing that all in one breath, but damn it, I was determined.

youtu.be/ZqUDguy4870?si=RbQRq-kF6N0S-AYd

Oka ,

Warrior!

You might incredible strength, and you can probably pwn somebody’s face.

But you are worthless without a priest, you are destined to raid for all your life.

Oka ,

They’ve got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters Paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors Tire guages, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers Soffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers

captain_aggravated ,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

sigh would you look at all that stuff…

MeatsOfRage ,

And, oh yeah, three of the airplane engines burned out

And we went into a tailspin and crashed into a hillside

And the plane exploded in a giant fireball and everybody died

Except for me

You know why?

'Cause I had my tray table up

And my seat back in the full upright position

Had my tray table up

And my seat back in the full upright position

Broken_Monitor ,

Wow that music video sure is something. Thanks for that one

INHALE_VEGETABLES ,

Hired some guy to do what

Edit: oh like in that movie

xavier666 ,

Wait, the events are real? 🤯

bstix ,
Lawnman23 ,

Yep, huge deal in the mid-90’s. Living through the 90’s was a wild ride for so many different reasons.

Rhynoplaz ,

Mmmm mmmm mmmm mmmmmm…

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