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dactylotheca , in I'm still worthy
@dactylotheca@suppo.fi avatar

Joke’s on you, I was never good in the first place

TexasDrunk ,

I picked Elden Ring back up today (why no, it has nothing to do with the DLC). I’m still garbage.

dactylotheca ,
@dactylotheca@suppo.fi avatar

Souls-likes are pretty much the antithesis of what I personally enjoy in games. They seem stressful as fuck and my capacity for handling more stress is currently somewhere near zero

SorryQuick ,

They don’t have to be, I feel like their reputation might be what stresses newcomers to the genre more than the game itself.

dactylotheca ,
@dactylotheca@suppo.fi avatar

Oh trust me, I know myself. I really haven’t had the energy to play challenging games in a while now, so games like Cloudpunk, Sable, Lightyear Frontier, The Invincible, etc etc have been right up my alley. Anything I don’t have to grind, I have enough of that in my life as it is

SorryQuick ,

That’s fair, it’s personal preference I suppose. If ever you’re interested, remember that there are always cheats/mods that can make the game easier if you want to experience the world and story.

dactylotheca ,
@dactylotheca@suppo.fi avatar

That’s a good tip. I keep hearing lots of positive things about the story and the world, so it’d be fun to check it out for myself

Mothra , in Happy Kia Summer Sale!!
@Mothra@mander.xyz avatar

I don’t get it

Marduk73 ,
@Marduk73@sh.itjust.works avatar

I popped in to say the same.

punkcoder ,
@punkcoder@lemmy.world avatar

I think it’s somebody trying to be passive, aggressive, but the fact that I have to say, I think proves the level of thought that went into it.

NoIWontPickAName ,

Y’all must not be from the US, or must have really good ad blockers.

AnUnusualRelic ,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

The number of people not from the US is actually surprisingly large.

Maven OP ,

Nah

Mothra ,
@Mothra@mander.xyz avatar

I’m not from the US, correct, and am very happy with my ad blockers, correct. I’m still hoping I can make sense of this post eventually

NoIWontPickAName ,

Kia pushes a huge ad campaign every summer

Marduk73 ,
@Marduk73@sh.itjust.works avatar

US here, but yes really good ad blockers. Degoogled phone, ublock, …

stebo02 ,
@stebo02@sopuli.xyz avatar

Degoogled phone

is it a pixel? or is this also somehow possible with other phones?

Marduk73 ,
@Marduk73@sh.itjust.works avatar

Ironically, Google Pixels are great for degoogling. Yeah this is a Pixel 7. Also did this to a Pixel 4A5G.

Mine has CalyxOS installed, but you can also try Graphene or Lineage. Each choice will let you know the supported phones on their site.

stebo02 ,
@stebo02@sopuli.xyz avatar

yeah so I’m going to need a new phone in the near future and was considering a degooglable one but it feels conflicting to buy one from google

Marduk73 ,
@Marduk73@sh.itjust.works avatar

I hear that. Felt the same.

Marduk73 ,
@Marduk73@sh.itjust.works avatar

Calyxos supports fairphone and some others. Dunno about the other os’

Maven OP ,

This is a very US centric joke.

altima_neo ,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

I get the feeling its a failed attempt to be funny by referencing the Christmas sales events that car dealerships always have.

https://lemmy.zip/pictrs/image/9bc87276-a97d-4455-a3fc-3250d8b89a70.webp

thejml ,

I guess they don’t celebrate Truck Month or the Sign Then Drive event? Losers!

BreadOven ,

I prefer Trarch to Trucktober.

fuckwit_mcbumcrumble ,

Don’t forget Truckuary.

BreadOven ,

Don’t worry. That’s when I got my Ferd F-teenthousand.

Mothra ,
@Mothra@mander.xyz avatar

Okay I get that there are a lot of car sales seasons or something but I don’t get the relationship between the heterosexuality and Kia. Does Kia have a reputation for being super heterosexual or something? Or against lgbt/pride movement?

FeelThePower ,
@FeelThePower@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

instead of pride month, it’s the kia summer sales event. I guess it’s supposed to be a joke implying it’s the only thing straight people have to celebrate this month.

fuckwit_mcbumcrumble ,

No it doesn’t. Kia just has a sales event that overlaps with gay month.

JackbyDev ,

failed attempt

WRONGO!

altima_neo ,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

I mean everyone’s scratching their heads and not finding it funny or anything, so I’d say yeah, failed attempt.

JackbyDev ,

everyone

No, not everyone.

can ,

Car dealership sale season

Sotuanduso , in Shortest license agreement ever.

The terms are that you have to insert your license agreement text? Man.

Steamymoomilk ,

BYOLA

Bring Your Own Liscence Agreement

blindbunny , in Just not his thing.

Would trade for dirt bike parts

A bean after my heart

pingveno , in The struggle is real

Then there are the rotting watermelons over in corner, expensive books that a professor in college required and then almost never used. And now they sit, unlovable and difficult to resell because a new edition has come out with the problems at the back of the chapter rearranged.

lugal , in They said the 19th!

It’s almost a month until the 19th!

hellfire103 OP ,

19th June

lugal ,

That’s almost a year…

hellfire103 OP ,

It was two days ago.

lugal ,

Maybe they live in a different time zone?

hellfire103 OP , (edited )

Europe/London, BST, UTC+01:00

Do you use a different calendar system, by any chance?

lugal ,

I use the French Republican calendar from 1793 because I’m so anti American, I use nothing except for metric systems. You?

hellfire103 OP , (edited )

I like the Gormanian and Holocene calendars; but I use the Gregorian for compatibility with the rest of humanity.

Also, as I live in Britain, I use an unholy mixture of metric, imperial, and archaic measurements.

Length of an object? Centimetres. Height of a human? Feet and inches. Mass of flour? Grams. Mass of a human? Stones, pounds, and ounces. Distance by car? Miles. Distance on foot? Kilometres. Volume of a soft drink? Litres or millilitres. Volume of beer or milk? Pints. Volume of non-dairy milk? Also litres and millilitres.

lugal ,

So I guess you used the Gregorian calendar in your last comments, I see. Call me old school but I prefer the Julian calendar.

But I see your point now. The 19th is over and will never come back. A new 19th will come and claim their place but it won’t be the same ever again. Your package will never arrive but you will keep up hoping until the end. Hope for the sake of hoping. I honestly admire that attitude. It’s almost absurdist.

hellfire103 OP ,

The letter arrived yesterday.

lugal ,

Don’t open it! It’s a trap!

Reddfugee42 ,

Didn’t say what year

hellfire103 OP ,

Yes, but one would assume I meant the 19th of the current month of the current year.

Also “They said the 19th June 2024” doesn’t work so great as a title.

meekah ,
@meekah@lemmy.world avatar

Do you seriously not realize that those commenters were joking?

hellfire103 OP ,

Honestly no

DakRalter ,
@DakRalter@thelemmy.club avatar

Strangely, I got my letter saying my “postal vote forms will arrive soon” two days after I received the postal vote forms. I got confused for a moment there!

SGGeorwell , in I'm still worthy

*you’re

dactylotheca ,
@dactylotheca@suppo.fi avatar
Pacmanlives ,

Heil Grammer!!!

shiftymccool ,
MossyFeathers , in Just not his thing.

one slice is missing

That looks more like 2~3 slices dude.

dan1101 , in Just not his thing.

My son has asthma and it’s his birthday, can you do it for $10? Also can you bring it to Springfield Heights?

OozingPositron , in The struggle is real

Me looking at 100 GB of EYNTKE taking up space.

Imgonnatrythis , in Just not his thing.

My mom is in the hospital and I have the keys to her boyfriends car but my phone is going to die, can you bring it to my mom or print out a map quest map and fax that to the hospital and I can pick it up tomorrow? Please hold it for me.

lets_get_off_lemmy ,

😤😮‍💨 Everytime I try to sell something on OfferUp

TexasDrunk ,

Considering some of the sellers, they deserve each other. I have cash, don’t want to haggle, and can pick it up whenever it’s convenient. Three weeks later I’m either told it’s gone or asked what time I can be there.

I could have been there weeks ago. I already purchased one elsewhere. No need to get pissy when it’s been so long.

scrubbles ,
@scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech avatar

I don’t get it, it’s sus as hell, what’s the scam?

rainerloeten , in theoretical feline
@rainerloeten@lemmy.world avatar

It’s funny how my brain makes the cat look huge whenever I focus on the CAT logo.

As it probably has internalized the size of things with this logo

ineffable , in Request: Mini truck or van racing toward a concrete pole, but never arrives.
socphoenix ,

That is a wonderfully destructive ending!

Veedem ,
@Veedem@lemmy.world avatar

Have to be honest…

I thought you were going to fool us with the “with ending” link.

NataliePortland ,
@NataliePortland@lemmy.ca avatar

Same! And then it even started the same way. I was already laughing at a good prank

Rolando ,

Make sure you listen to Eye of the Tiger: 30 minute intro while watching that.

EchoCT ,

I don’t know what I clicked on that. It was exactly what it says.

eightpix OP ,
@eightpix@lemmy.world avatar

That’s the one. I’m holding off on watching the ending. After I see it, this meme will be broken for me.

I’ll finish watching the dishes, and then I’ll view the ending.

HonkTonkWoman ,

Don’t forget to track down the sequel. It’s pretty good too.

eightpix OP ,
@eightpix@lemmy.world avatar

Viewed. Thought it’d be even more catastrophic.

Etterra , in Shortest license agreement ever.

Ooh, can I write my own? Okay, let’s see…

huf , in The struggle is real

oh no, i’m not falling for this. you’re not a cat. i’ve met cats, i’ve talked to them, i’ve seen cats use the computer. you’re not a cat.

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