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Anonymousllama , in A moment of appreciation for a man who is undoubtedly the world's most successful promoter of Lemmy and the fediverse

Never forget that this cunt took the best parts of Reddit from us, cheers for that mate

MargotRobbie , in Would that be a.....snail trail?

“Oh, that? That’s just my buddy, Escargot Robbie. What do you mean that’s weird?”

helixdaunting ,

Escargot Robbie

Bwaahahhahahaaahahhaa!

ivanafterall , in My new ssd didn't fit so i fixed it.
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This is a great way to divide a larger hard drive (say 1 TB) into two smaller (500 GB) drives.

zyratoxx ,
@zyratoxx@lemm.ee avatar

Ahh, yes. Physical partitioning

hemmes ,
@hemmes@lemmy.world avatar

The only thing better than logical partitioning

stranger ,

Metaphysical partitioning

Norgur , (edited ) in Pls help its been on for 5 miles now

Is it blinking? If so, you made a grave error in the handling of your BMW.

FuckyWucky , in Not sure how the girl's skin tone is relevant, but apart from that...
pjhenry1216 ,

Income share isn't actually a good indicator of anything on its own. One would at the very least need to provide some sort of inflation chart and some sort of equivalent to a consumer price index. Like, it wouldn't mean much if they all had the same income if that income couldn't buy bread for example. not saying that was or was not the case, just using an example of how the given charts are meaningless on their own. That you provided them without even trying to provide context means you're unaware of this and are ignorant to the issue or you're actively misleading people.

Fixbeat , in Change your strategy

Become homeless…become homeless?

Cabrio OP ,

Thankfully I live in a country with social safety nets and universal healthcare.

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted ,
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

As someone who lives in the US, CHERISH THIS.

cyclohexane ,

Which country is this that has no homeless?

pazzeda ,

Finland

Flumsy ,

There are people that choose to be homeless but there are countries where you have the right not to be homeless. In the country I live in (in central Europe) you can literally go to a facility that will give you a place to sleep and some food.

Also, to become homeless as a person that once worked is not that easy, you would have to deny multiple job offers (the state will go job hunting for you and present you with a few options). During that time you would still get unemployment money.

cyclohexane ,

I mean many US States or regions are not that much different. There’s homeless shelters, and the state helps you find a job.

Cabrio OP , (edited )

I currently live in Australia where with a 2 year trade cert your minimum wage goes up from $16 to $28, and I receive a fortnightly payment from the government that has just gone up to $917 with rent assistance while I’m looking for work, my only obligations are regular meetings with an employment services provider and recorded proof that I’m applying for 20 appropriate jobs a month. For comparison a full time job here can be expected to pay a minimum of about 52k a year.

While unemployed I also receive concession on public health services, discounts for pharmaceuticals, and various other social services.

Once I start work I can continue claiming payments up to the value of $1000 to assist with transitional costs, as well as being provided a stipend for new uniforms or equipment costs.

Fixbeat ,

Good, don’t let conservatives and corporations take that away from you.

uis ,
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

In some countries cough post-Soviet cough being pro-social is conservative. Sadly, most of those countries got their Putin.

Cabrio OP ,
Icalasari , in Who would have expected

There is definitely something funky with the orange fur gene and how it interacts with intelligence

darcy ,
@darcy@sh.itjust.works avatar

keep in mind that this theory is NOT transferrable to humans

SolarNialamide ,

I think it’s just confirmation bias that stems from the meme. I’ve had four cats in my life: an orange tabby tomcat, a black tomcat, a white and orange girl and a grey tabby girl. The orange tabby tomcat was the smartest by a mile out of all of them and the grey tabby girl was the dumbest by a 100 miles. Orange and white girl is the second dumbest and the black tomcat second smartest.

But people aren’t gonna post their average or smart orange cats or their dumb non-orange cats on the internet because it doesn’t fit into a specific meme/sub/community. So now it seems like there’s heavy correlation, but there really isn’t.

TopShelfVanilla ,

Sounds like your orange was hogging the braincell.

cokeslutgarbage ,

My orange boy was also the smartest cat I’ve ever had. I do love the “one orange braincell” meme, but I’ve always heard the… idk, rumor? Wives tale?.. that orange cats were the best hunters, and that was true for my guy.

ProxyTheAwesome , in Don't ask

One of these is not like the other

Gorilladrums ,

You’re right, asking a woman her age is not an atrocity

ZILtoid1991 , in Be different!
@ZILtoid1991@kbin.social avatar

This is pretty common in Hungary. One old homeowner doesn't want to pay the reconstruction fees, because they either won't live for so long, or doesn't think it would help and/or a good idea. One such case ended up in having to call the cops on an old man after he got so angry at the others for wanting to replace his beloved gas convectors with central heating instead, that he attacked the others and screamed constantly while being pinned down until the cops arrived. Others just really surprised why this is needed as "Viktor Orbán is getting cheap gas for us" (only in propaganda, but since Orbán's best friends own 80-90% of the media, none of them hear about it).

stefanyas ,

In my building, some apartments just couldn’t afford to do this. At the time, I was able to chip in, but lately I’ve been pretty broke so I wouldn’t be able to afford it right now.

FYI, this is not just painted, this is paint over insulation for the apartment. Should keep things warmer in winter and colder in summer.

expatriado , in Please join me.

me: lays down

tomatoes: “im gonna head out”

Fiivemacs ,

Never put tomatoes and cheese together. Always seperate them with like onion or something.

MrSangrief , in I'm sorry :')
@MrSangrief@lemmy.world avatar

I hope your grandad and father recognise that this is what they have fought for. A world where their children DON’T have to join the army.

collegefurtrader ,

This meme is how society is supposed to work

Feirdro ,

I feel like everyone should have to do a couple years of military service.

But only if leaders could be prevented from starting wars of conquest.

Which they can’t. So fuck the military.

DeveloperKai ,

I had a buddy who did 4 years of service (air Force I think) and came back with hearing damage. Personally, I’d rather not risk that for no real reason.

Piemanding ,

Heard many people from the army come back with hearing damage from operating a mortar. Who would have guessed that large explosions right next to your head would damage your ears? Also they aren’t covering hearing damage in their benefits plans because it’s too expensive.

Starshader ,

Or a world where their children have to join the army for economic reasons to fight in an economic war for oil.

notnotmike , in The good old days
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Just so we’re clear, the majority of methane comes from the cow’s burps, not their farts, since most of the methane is produced in the first chamber of their four-chambered stomachs.

clear.ucdavis.edu/…/how-do-cows-produce-methane

Spliffman1 OP ,
@Spliffman1@lemmy.world avatar

I could have said “cow methane” or “cow burps”, but c’mon man when have memes had to be scientifically correct? Farts work in memeland

notnotmike ,
@notnotmike@programming.dev avatar

No you’re totally right, they don’t have to be! I just saw an opportunity to spread some information and took the chance!

Spliffman1 OP ,
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And really let’s think about it, the milking farmer was not at the burping end of the cow 😂

Ilovethebomb , in You can't just do this

Holy shit, a meme that isn’t a shitty political take!

A7thStone ,

Not wanting a hot take

ilovethebomb

Pick one

Ilovethebomb ,

It’s a Dr Strangelove reference.

TimeNaan ,

A movie well known for its lack of politics…

So_zetta_slowpoke ,

Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here, this is the war room

Gadg8eer ,
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I know, right? God I am so done with arguing about how (or who gets) to decide what kind of society we live in. I just want to talk about OpenTTD, Star Citizen and pics of Lego builds.

TeddE ,
@TeddE@lemmy.world avatar

Finally. A meme campaign I can get behind. Show your support by contributing $5 to the Lego/Tycoon 2024 campaign.

TimeSquirrel , in Labor rule
@TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

Phone call with the boss that takes longer than 2 minutes? It's going on my timesheet.

Picking up supplies for the next day's job on the way home? Timesheet. Being forced to make a new password for for my email so I can log in again on a Saturday because of security requirements? Timesheet, timesheet, timesheet.

bdonvr ,

You answer your phone when work calls? /s

Fried_out_Kombi , in reactor bad.jpg
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Clarke311 OP ,

The title of this post is sarcasm

Fried_out_Kombi ,
@Fried_out_Kombi@lemmy.world avatar

Oh yeah, I understood this is a pro nuclear meme. I agree with your meme.

Clarke311 OP ,

The number of people who told me that they were against nuclear and wanted to shut down nuclear plants yesterday but can’t comprehend that they will be replaced by coal fire… Inspired this meme. www.cnn.com/2023/04/15/europe/…/index.html

tryptaminev ,

That is bullshit. They are not replaced by coal plants. They are replaced by renewables as can be seen by the percentage of renewable energy in the German grid increasing since. ise.fraunhofer.de/…/german-net-power-generation-i…

Stop lying to peddle your agenda against renewables.

Clarke311 OP ,

Show the rest of the chart. images.app.goo.gl/Dt1xAeP87Bjy6xxV6

tryptaminev ,

how is the chart ranging until 2022 relevant for 2023?

Germany needs to do a lot more to go fully renewable, like all countries need to do. And the conservative government under Merkel has been desastrous for the expansion of renewables.

But claiming that the remaining nuclear power that was shut off now as sheduled would have been replaced by coal is a lie.

Also Merkel didnt decide to exit nuclear in 2022. The decision was made in 2002 with the plan to ramp up renewables.Then Merkel throttled renewables and exited the exit from nuclear power only to exit the exit from the exit two years later. As a result 6 Billion Euros in “compensation” was thrown at the nuclear industry and renewables were not put back on track but left at a low burn.

If we went with the original plan wed be mostly renewable and much cheapr now, but well conservatives and “liberals” always need to fuck things over in favor of fossil industries like nuclear.

JohnDClay ,
Clarke311 OP ,

Thank you John

JohnDClay ,

You’re welcome. To do the same, you can click open image in new tap, copy the address, then link the address in Lemmy with an extra exclamation point in front. The link format is [description](link here).

JohnDClay ,

Could they have replaced coal with those renewables instead of nuclear?

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