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tatterdemalion , (edited ) in some people on this platform
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DPRK

You’ve immediately lost credibility.

BachenBenno ,

What’s wrong with the DPRK? The only source that life there is terrible are defector’s testimonies, which contradict each other on a daily basis and where the worst, most emotional stories are rewarded with fame and money. Often it’s the only way to make ends meats for them. If you come to the south from the north you are a nobody.

Furthermore, the DPRK has never threatened anyone. They have a 100% literacy rate (literally on the CIA website) and every citizen is guaranteed free healthcare, free education and a place to live. They use all of their arible land for food production but because of the sanctions and their mountainous terrain sometimes they have scarcities, but no one is starving. Their constitution is full of human and political rights and social gurantees.

And to proof that I don’t shill for any country calling itself socialist, I don’t like China at all (while still thinking that they are at least better for the world than the US).

And of course there are things to criticize the DPRK for, like the lack of LGBT rights and their weapons exports and hackergroups. But considering the sanctions (that even China upholds) they are in very dier need of foreign currency.

I would also encourage everybody to study the history of Korea.

imnotfromkaliningrad OP ,

thank you, comrade!

one thing i might add is the fact that most if not all of the propagated lies about the dprk are projection. sexual slavery was a thing the american occupation forces engaged in massively and south korean dictator pak chong-hui was killed during a dinner party with a underage concubine present. later, haircut policing was a thing in the south during the 1980s under chon tu-hwan. the most prominent korean defector, pak yon-mi is a white supremacist btw.

i believe that the whole hacking thing is massively exaggerated by western media as part of their whole “the enemy is both weak and strong”-strategy. it is both a way to engineer further fear mongering against korea, as well as to mask their own incompetence. but even if im wrong and they are indeed from the dprk, i still find them quite based and funny tbh.

do you happen to have any resources on the lgbt situation within the county? i would love to educate myself on the topic.

i also slightly disagree with you on china. they never seized being a socialist state, but have sadly become revisionist since deng. that doesnt make them any less worthy of critical support though.

BachenBenno ,

Hello comrade.

China meets all criteria of Lenin’s definition of an imperialist power, Marxism Today made a good explanation of it here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=oc-3aE8mAlATheir loans might be a good alternative for third world nations to get away from the IMF but are still to further Chinese business interests.

I read/heard somewhere that homosexuality is forbidden in the DPRK but I am sorry to tell you I don’t know where. I would have to look into it freshly too. I mentioned it more to make clear that I don’t simp for any country and that it is possible to have a rational discussion with me.

imnotfromkaliningrad OP ,

hey, idk why you got removed, you were talking about an interesting topic.

i obviously didnt watch the stream, since i dont have so much free time on my hands, but having read the comments i believe to have more or less gotten the gist of what they are saying. its the usual talking points.

this old r/genzedong thread does imho a great job on providing evidence that china does in fact not fit lenins criteria for a imperialist nation, even if one were to assume that it has a capitalist economy. (cw coarse language though)

Rivalarrival ,

The only source that life there is terrible are defector’s testimonies, which contradict each other on a daily basis and where the worst, most emotional stories are rewarded with fame and money.

There are other sources.

For example:

https://lemmy.today/pictrs/image/1602dad4-4264-4e5a-a933-4dcab518a0b4.jpeg

BachenBenno ,

They turn most of their lights off at night to preserve power. They don’t really have energy resources themselves and it is very difficult for them to get foreign currencies. They are still a poor country but considering that they are the most sanctioned country in the history of sanctions they are doing about at well as they can.

Rivalarrival , (edited )

That might be their real problem. I mean, everywhere else on the planet, the value of menial labor greatly exceeds the cost of the lighting a human needs to be able to work. If they are, indeed, only providing lighting during daylight hours, they are only utilizing 1/3 to 1/2 of the industrial capacity they have invested in. They bought a tractor plant, but because they won’t turn on the lights, it’s production is far short of its capacity.

For want of a lightbulb, the production was lost. For want of production, farming equipment was lost. For want of farming equipment, the harvest was lost. For want of a harvest, the people were lost.

If the value of electricity to run a lightbulb so greatly exceeds the value of human labor, I would expect that they would have human powered generators to convert low-value human labor into high-value lighting, so that other laborers would have the light they need to produce.

BachenBenno ,

First, factory lights only account for a small fraction of the power consumed and second people sleep at night. And third, it doesn’t matter what the electricity costs if you don’t have enough coal/oil/gas.

Rivalarrival , (edited )

The DPRK has no shortage of coal. It’s one of their export products. They currently produce 35 million tons a year, and only burn 10 million.

While not commonly used in the rest of the world due to abundant oil and gas supplies, coal liquefaction and gasification are relatively simple and proven technologies. Having coal provides a (somewhat dirty) source of gas and liquid fuels, if utilized for that purpose.

Apparently, electricity is considerably more valuable in DPRK than the opportunity cost of shutting down the entire country overnight. I would think that the factories producing tractors and equipment for converting non-arable land into cropland would be a sufficiently high enough priority to justify burning some excess coal, but apparently not.

GreyEyedGhost ,

Their average height is much lower than people from South Korea. The most likely cause is malnutrition. When malnutrition affects even the military, your civilians aren’t doing well.

If you’re looking for sources, there are plenty of links should you search for “north korean vs south korean height”. The difference is pretty dramatic for 75 years of isolation.

CyberEgg ,

They started by calling China socialistic. What more do you need lol

tatterdemalion ,
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Wow. I would love to here from the mods how my comment was breaking the rules of a memes community.

Norgur , in Inspirational
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Uhm ackchually he became deaf long after becoming a renowned musician.

danc4498 ,

I don’t think this warrants the ackchually since the meme is pretty pointless when considering that fact.

Also, did anybody really tell him he couldn’t be a musician?

ignotum ,

I’m starting to think this meme might not be 100% historically accurate 🤔

Sam_Bass , in The signs are aligned.
A_Union_of_Kobolds , in Bloody nose

…so they remembered a Twitter post in their dream, and posted that as if it was their joke?

Zehzin ,
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Source: It was revealed to me in a dream

drolex ,

Strangely enough, it’s the same user. Makes it even weirder in a way https://sopuli.xyz/pictrs/image/aac3dc5e-da13-44c0-8c1f-001b21c10de3.webp

UnrepententProcrastinator ,

Voldemort: 😢

A_Union_of_Kobolds ,

Wtf

Hupf , in WWIII

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sukhmel ,

you’re hastily watching the video while having a missile on your tail

the video only covers what a missile is, the rest is actually in the follow-up video

follow up video is scheduled for publication tomorrow

UnRelatedBurner ,

hastily watching

“It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.”

Steamymoomilk , (edited )

Mullvad vpn, are there people attacking you on the internet? Well you need a good defense! Like these tomahawk cruise missles! (plane gets hit) It has all ram servers! And uh (plane begins to death spiral) it stops companys from spying on your web traffic and safe gaurds your data! Like a parachute (looks for parachute) F%@! S¥℅~ thanks mulvad vpn for the sponser ship! (fades to black)

-disclaimer i am not sponserd by any vpn service and just wanted to shitpost,

redcalcium ,

Mullvad is going to sell subscriptions to both sides, right? Assuming Sweden is going to be neutral again during WW3.

Or perhaps not because Sweden just joined NATO last month.

damnthefilibuster , in Thank you Raymond Hill

Never knew the name of the guy behind it. Nice! This is why Everybody Loves Raymond!

lemmyreader ,

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If you ever want to contribute something, think about the people working hard to maintain the filter lists you are using, which are available to use by all for free.

damnthefilibuster ,

That is some commit history!!

idk837384 , in This is not REAL capitalism!

Meme still works if you substitute capitalism for communism

Imgonnatrythis ,

Going out on a limb here, but I’m guessing that’s the original cartoon and this is a play on the irony of the post-modern revelation of many of capitalism’s failures.

Grandwolf319 ,

Not only that, this isn’t real X is just a bad road to go down in. You need to define what system you want and judge if you met the plan, not some ideal.

yogthos OP ,
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except that it doesn’t as anybody who’s minimally literate would know

praise_idleness ,

I wish I had the same brainless high hope for something.

yogthos OP ,
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Your capacity to ignore the real world is the only thing that’s brainless here.

unique_hemp ,

Ah yes, the suffering of my (great)grandparents is surely imaginary.

yogthos OP ,
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Aww, I’m sorry your (great)grandparents had their serfs taken away and were forced to become productive members of society.

unique_hemp , (edited )

Dude, all you needed to be defined a “kulak” was to own your own homestead, they worked on their farms themselves. Serfdom had been over for more than a hundred years at that point.

yogthos OP , (edited )
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Kulaks were literal exploiters. Maybe learn some history, you’ll find out why the term means a fist.

unique_hemp ,

Maybe you should do some reading too.

There were no serfs in the 20th century: …wikipedia.org/…/Abolition_of_serfdom_in_Livonia

And the people considered kulaks by Stalin were often the same peasants, who got pieces of land taken from the actual nobility in the interwar land reform: en.m.wikipedia.org/…/Latvian_Land_Reform_of_1920

yogthos OP ,
@yogthos@lemmy.ml avatar

Tell us, why were they called kulaks little buddy?

unique_hemp ,

During the first five-year plan, Joseph Stalin’s all-out campaign to take land ownership and organisation away from the peasantry meant that, according to historian Robert Conquest, “peasants with a couple of cows or five or six acres [~2 ha] more than their neighbors” were labeled kulaks.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kulak

So owning marginally more than your neighbours. Wow, what a horrible crime.

yogthos OP ,
@yogthos@lemmy.ml avatar

You make it sound so wholesome using your sanitized history from natopedia, meanwhile here’s the reality, your grand grandparents were exploiting scumbags

https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/6f4b438e-20ec-4f75-bf09-ae5a9168dc99.png

sci-hub.se/https://www.jstor.org/stable/149521

unique_hemp ,

Some 72% of deportees were women and children under the age of 16.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Priboi

Ah yes, getting skinned alive so hard by women and children.

yogthos OP ,
@yogthos@lemmy.ml avatar

Getting skinned alive by the men who ran these scumbag exploiter families. I love how even when presented with actual research proving how full of shit you are, you keep digging. I guess runs in the family.

unique_hemp ,

Showing a paragraph with a nasty description does not really prove anything, I could find you endless paragraphs that say nasty things about communists.

Here’s some other research:

https://discuss.tchncs.de/pictrs/image/e3229522-437e-4ce7-be45-f40eb5e8c7da.png

Available here, page 126

Do you fathom, how little land 5ha actually is for farming? Especially considering, that even the Western Soviet Union is generally not densely populated.

yogthos OP ,
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Again, these were the people who exploited others in brutal conditions. Hence why they were called fists. The minimal size of the property these fucks had isn’t really the counter point you seem to think it is. Keep digging buddy.

unique_hemp ,

Notice the weight-bearing words “at first” in your own cited research? Etymology is not a valid argument when the definition of a term drastically changes, in this case becoming much broader. My point is, most “kulaks” deported by Stalin from the Baltics were new landowners with not a lot of land and at most a few paid workers. At least in the case of Latvia, these workers were commonly seasonal labourers from Poland (that came here willingly).

yogthos OP ,
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you keep on digging there buddy

unique_hemp ,

And you keep on rehabilitating genocidal maniacs 👍

yogthos OP ,
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I’m not the one trying to rehabilitate the fucking kulaks here.

bennieandthez , (edited )
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Do you even know how people farmed during that time? 😂 A 5ha operation needed dozens of people, they farmed by hand and horse.

5ha is 50,000 square meters. The average city block in the US is 2ha (200mx100m), to put into perspective.

AnarchoBolshevik ,
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I really doubt that Moscow deported women and children out of either collective punishment or misidentification. It’s more reasonable that it was simply Soviet policy to keep families together as much as possible.

Of course, if Moscow did separate the relatives, then antisocialists would go from griping about ‘collective punishment’ to griping about ‘separating loved ones’ instead. In any case, antisocialists rarely attempt to understand their opponents’ motives, especially in detail. All that you need to know is that the Soviets committed atrocities against innocents and that’s it. They did it just ’cause.

yogthos OP ,
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Also a very good point.

Xavienth ,

No but it sure was based

highalectical ,
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ryathal ,

You need more skulls for communism.

yogthos OP ,
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Capitalism kills more people each decade than even the wildest numbers capitalist chuds have ascribed to communism, and yet here you are. A stable genius.

linkhidalgogato ,

think of a number that u think communism killed between 1920 and 2020 just whatever u can imagine just add up all the made up numbers u have seen in all ur favorite propaganda and keep that number in mind and open the spoiler below.

spoilerlast year more than 20 million people died in capitalist countries from perfectly preventable causes such as starvation and disease and thats without even counting how many people were murdered by imperialist countries and their puppet around the world to maintain capitalism. idk what number u came up with but i grantee u it was less than 2 billion. and ur number is an exaggeration while mine in an under estimation.

bennieandthez ,
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The trick is that when people die under capitalism, the blame falls on a “corrupt” individual so the system is never accountable.

CableMonster ,

The issue is what is defined as capitalism and communism. If by capitalism you mean the most powerful countries with the best weapons and foreign policy that kills people, then I guess capitalism kills lots of people. The caveat is that if a communist governmnet ever got that same amount of power, they would kill even more people. The issue with communism is that you cant disagree with it, whereas you can be as communist as you want in a capitalist country, typically.

brain_in_a_box ,

The caveat is that if a communist governmnet ever got that same amount of power, they would kill even more people.

Vibes based political analysis.

yogthos OP ,
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That’s only an issue if you’re illiterate. Capitalism is defined as a dictatorship of the capital owning class, and communism is defined as a dictatorship of the working class. It’s not complicated. Meanwhile, disagreements that can’t translate into tangible action are worthless. Capitalist countries regularly assassinate communists who actually gain political power. See Fred Hampton and MLK as primary examples of this.

highalectical ,
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Either that or it’s the fault of the person that died for not practicing enough personal responsibility.

mexicancartel ,

2 billion? Or 20Million?

linkhidalgogato ,

20 million times 100 years is 2000 million or 2 American billions

mexicancartel ,

Hmm “last year” data might be very different over 100 years. It tends to increase towards later dates so its weird to assume its constant

linkhidalgogato ,

true, i wast trying to say that capitalism killed that many people in that specific period of time just that over a period of a 100 years at the current rate of murder it would be way more than the ridiculous number of death attributed to communism during that time. but i totally see how it could be misunderstood

REEEEvolution ,

Considering the brits alone managed to kill 100 million people in India alone over a span of 30 years, I think you are mistaken. Capitalism is a mass murder machine.

umbrella ,
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nah not really

Cowbee ,
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How?

highalectical ,
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Moxvallix , in Dead?
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Unrealistic. Gameboys never die.

MsPenguinette ,

The number of batteries in the ghost realm killed by Gameboys must be the ghost version of the great garbage patch

SternburgExport ,

For real tho. Still got my GBC I got 22 years ago. Only problem it had was the little headphone jack contact that got stuck once so no audio was coming from the speaker.

EdibleFriend ,
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eatham ,
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“This Game Boy’s physical condition is less than perfect.”

ours ,

In hot/humid climate their screens sure do die. I’ll have a few to share for sure when the time comes.

TimeSquirrel ,
@TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

Yeah this should be a Game Gear in the comic.

Imgonnatrythis ,

Exactly, but on the plus side think of how many McDonald’s ice cream machines this guy is going to have access to.

Wilzax ,

Batteries in it die pretty often though, so maybe ghost rules count that?

Mango ,

I used to have a box of nearly dead batteries to say you’re wrong.

PhobosAnomaly , in mine is waterproof too

Casio F-91W - the undisputed ruler of functional wristwatches.

b000rg ,

I’m wearing one right now!

ElJefe ,

Terrorist!

redcalcium ,

You better watch your back, you might already be in a CIA list now.

watchesofespionage.com/…/casio-f-91w-the-preferre…

Ashen ,

That was an interesting read. Thank you!

(They never did explain how the wartch was used as a timer though. Like was it only this mass produced watch that could be used or can any watch be used?)

redcalcium ,

I think it’s because how simple and ubiquitous it is. Just open the backplate and stick it to your detonator to use the speaker terminal as a source signal.

This page has more info: …wordpress.com/…/hacking-like-a-terrorist-the-cas…

CodingCarpenter ,

I’m partial to the GA-2100 myself.

SternburgExport ,

I was too, but now I swear on my GBD-200

BigDaddySlim ,
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Casio gang ⌚

hungrythirstyhorny ,
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f91w gang

Beetschnapps ,

Hell yes!

Does your wristwatch carry a history of use in terrorism? Did it once raise flags at the border if you had more than one? I’ll wait…

FrostyTrichs , in "Cancel Culture"
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See also: man gets shot, how could he do this.meme

Wait until they go broke buying trump bibles only to bemoan the lack of social welfare and health programs they continually try to kill.

BolexForSoup ,
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If there’s anything Suzerain taught me over the last few days it’s that sometimes you have to pull an Urdnot Wrex and drag the ignorant forward before their own short sighted self interest gets everyone killed.

Yes I really enjoyed making two video game references lol

MagnyusG , in Nickelodeon

Zim and Plankton is perfect.

Maven OP ,
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Zinkton or Plim

the_dopamine_fiend , (edited )
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Plim sounds like a real Irken name.

ouRKaoS ,

Plim…

… You will be assigned to Blortch, home of the slaughtering rat people.

the_dopamine_fiend ,
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shuddering, tearful …why would you draw that?

Classy ,

Zim × anything is honestly gold, they’re all very cute

vzq , in I'm so glad this criminal is gone

Clearly an unrepentant recidivist. Life in prison for him!

ummthatguy ,
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FQQD , in In a multiverse....
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I was PLAYED like a FOOL god damn it

Imgonnatrythis , in How capitalism works

Shit guys, turns out nothing is getting done without Dave here. I found Stan, but he will only do the job for twice Dave’s old salary. Let’s change our business model to a subscription service since it seems like everyone enjoys those anyway and give ourselves bonuses and negotiate Stan down to 130 percent of Daves salary!

lolcatnip , in Religious Nationalism is brainrot.

All nationalism is brain rot.

pingveno ,

At its best, nationalism in some forms can help unify people from disparate backgrounds into an imagined national identity. Unfortunately, most nationalism rots into division instead. Christian nationalism in the US, Hindu nationalism in India, Nazis in Germany. These all reject members of the physical nation in favor of their crazed fantasy version.

OurToothbrush ,

Anti-colonial nationalism is fine actually. Not ideal but it is basically “everyone here regardless of more local culture should unite in a combined struggle to overthrow the oppressors” as opposed to colonial nationalism.

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