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Otome-chan , in I'm loving it
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girls fantasy vs boys fantasy

c0mbatbag3l ,
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This just in, no women fantasize about getting railed from the back. Definitely no one at all lol

snek_boi , in Hmmmm

I don’t get it 😅

niartenyaw ,
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the farmer saying he treats the animals like family, which one might imply means he treats them well. but his family has to secretly run away from him due to abuse (insinuated by the wife quickly leaving with the kids). this mean he probably also abuses the animals, which is opposite of the implied meaning.

RiddleMeeWhy ,

Pretty sure it’s less about abuse, and more the fact that the animals are slaughtered. He says he treats the animals like family, that implies he will also kill and eat his family at some point…

ReakDuck , in Nothing to see here

My mom told me recently that I could go harvest Strawberries from a field and pay for each Kilo I harvest, but while I am harvesting I am allowed to eat as many strawberries as I want. I somehow still feel like this is not legit and there needs to be some sort of miscommunication.

usernamesAreTricky OP ,

Well, you are essentially paying extra in terms of the time involved, so I suppose it wouldn’t be too surprising that some places might allow you to do things like eat along the way since you can only eat so much in a sitting :)

ReakDuck ,

As a Linux user I forgot that time is something valuable. But now I believe more what I got told.

P00P_L0LE , in The woke left!
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downvoting it doesn’t make it any less true :)

flibbertigibbet ,

WFT is wrong with you?

P00P_L0LE ,
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I read books 😱😱

balerion ,
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i’ve read marx. at precisely no point does he say anything justifying the various atrocities state capitalist countries have committed. i think he’s wrong about some stuff, but even if you accept that his word is gospel, tankies are still just people who took leftist principles as an excuse for the imposing the kind of brutal authoritarianism that leftists are supposed to be against.

P00P_L0LE ,
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If you’ve read Marx, then you’ve surely read Engels as well?

On Authority - Marxists Internet Archive www.marxists.org/archive/marx/…/authority.htm

a_rational_llama , in Grind Culture

What action items are we taking away from this?

yogthos OP ,
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Always treat your job as a transactional arrangement between you and your employer. You’re not a family, you don’t owe the employer any loyalty. The arrangement is that you have skills the employer desires and they pay you a rate you’re willing to accept for the use of those skills. That’s the deal.

mrquantumoff , in userspace is a joke to some

Can you please explain what “userspace” means? Because my win11 install constantly tries to add new apps to the start menu

aMockTie ,

This is a fairly technical meme. Userspace is not the same as user preferences, and in this case refers to application compatibility. Applications written by third party developers (i.e. not the creators of the OS itself) are almost always in userspace and not kernelspace.

Windows and the Linux Kernel devs go to great lengths to ensure that they are backwards compatible, sometimes to a fault. For example, there are certain bugs that are left in place and not fixed because some applications have adapted to the bugs and now rely on that behavior. If the bugs were fixed, suddenly those apps would break and the developers of those apps would need to create an update. That’s complicated or even impossible if the app developer has been out of business since the 90s/dies/is locked up in legal limbo/etc.

You can still run games and other software from the 90s on Windows 11, but there is software from the 2010s that won’t run on the latest version of macOS because Apple doesn’t give a fuck about maintaining backwards compatibility (breaking userspace).

WhoRoger , in What's the area code?
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Like who the fuck calls people in 2023 anyway?

Dr_Duckless ,
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humans

kadu , in Literally poison
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My immune system when Influenza is attacking my cells: 😊

My immune system when a dust particle exists: 🤬

Dasnap OP ,
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My immune system when I hug a dog for symbiotic emotional support: https://i.imgflip.com/6kbb0d.jpg

davido , in Fear itself

Read on Leddit that Windows defender is good enough

Be me, download pirated games

Gets infected with adware

Dont realise for months

Then realise its kinda sus that 2 command prompts open on windows launch

Download malware bytes and find out I have 3 adware programs hidden in my pc.

Yeah boys Im not going nekked again. Im using an antivirus these days.

c0mbatbag3l ,
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I mean… It is good enough.

But the best antivirus in the world won’t stop a user from downloading malware in the same way that the best home security system can’t protect you if you leave your front door open.

You have to use your brain too.

Dee ,
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Exactly, I’ve been using Windows Defender for like ten years. Never had malware or viruses because I’m careful about my browsing and what I download.

c0mbatbag3l ,
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Seriously, I have no idea what goes through people’s heads. I have a firewall so it must mean I’m allowed to download LITERALLY ANYTHING NOW.

can , in trying to find my way on this new website

and I don’t want to be found

Edit: am I the only comment?

mar4e ,

Your comment isn’t alone anymore! Wow, my first comment on Lemmy

necrxfagivs , in current lemmy status

I created my account at sh.itjust.works but I don’t fully understand Lemmy yet. Finding communities seems confusing.

roomey ,

+1 for sh.itjust.works no wait for approval and a bit active. I tried to start a community but it didn’t work, but then I searched for the communit (audiobooks) and there was one already on lemmy.ml so all good in the end!

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OsrsNeedsF2P , in this happened

Is this a thing he said?

GuyDudeman ,

Not really. It’s been taken out of context.

animist ,

Not sure how the context would improve it

animist , in I once got 50 upvotes, it was unbelievable

It’s all good I’m still mostly getting 1 upvote, similar to reddit

Rentlar ,

You’re doing your best and that’s OK!

https://i.imgur.com/PQycekP.jpeg

simple , in [Everyone disliked that]
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You should probably answer those Discord notifications lol

Arystique OP ,
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Nahhhhh if I answer them ill forget I got them :p

Dasteredly ,

Bruh, how do you not get anxiety :D I have to clear those up instantly

Arystique OP ,
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The answer is living in constant fear of clearing my messages

ncrranger , in Content deleted by creator due to lemmy.ml tolerating brigades from hexbear
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Never played runescape but the time some people spend on it is just baffling to me.

LinkOpensChest_wav OP ,
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Content deleted by creator due to lemmy.ml tolerating brigades from hexbear

Baku ,

Huh

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