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thorbot , in He looks very polite

This image is 100% real and not fake at all, 100% Totally A Real Thing That Happened

lowleveldata ,

200%. Ya.

RIP_Cheems ,
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270% can confirm, this is a real cat.

lugal ,

360% I’m also a real cat.

samus12345 ,
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gravitas_deficiency ,

Meow% meow meow.

DoucheBagMcSwag ,

%9000$ definitely real

todayisthegreatest ,

It’s doubly fake. The original has a frog.

www.reddit.com/r/…/polite_frog_is_much_cute/

What kind of loser Photoshops a repost?

PrettyFlyForAFatGuy , in me irl

i worked in tech support and we were told off for eating crisps (chips for the americans) while on the phone to clients.

i will help resolve your tech issues with my dorito fingers

pineapplelover ,

Related IT Crowd scene

www.youtube.com/watch?v=rksCTVFtjM4

PipedLinkBot ,

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

piped.video/watch?v=rksCTVFtjM4

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I’m open-source, check me out at GitHub.

FlaminGoku , in Redd's really going to put his foot up Hyde's ass for this one

Aged like wine.

HotDogFingies , in Today's electrical tip to stop unwanted questions about the living room ceiling hook.
@HotDogFingies@kbin.social avatar

What do you disguise the actual fire alarm as?

Lober ,

The sex swing mount of course

PM_ME_FEET_PICS ,

Fire alarms should be mounted outside of bedrooms.

HotDogFingies ,
@HotDogFingies@kbin.social avatar

This one was located in the living room, no?

I'm going to put mine on the porch.

xusontha , in It's time to come clean

I know what I have to do, I just don’t know if I have the strength to do it

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

Let me introduce you to the magic of… levers!

Gormadt , in StEvEN cROWdER doES Not dESERvE a MEME foRmat
@Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Please share the template

I’d love to use it

Dangdoggo ,
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I mean the image is staunch black and white it would be so easy to just white out the text...

mexicancartel ,
OberonSwanson OP ,
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Here you go, enjoy: https://i.imgur.com/kpAxx1j.jpg

Gormadt ,
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Thank you

OberonSwanson OP ,
@OberonSwanson@sh.itjust.works avatar

No problem, I passed out and just got the message.

Gormadt ,
@Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

No worries, so did I

snrkl ,

What font did you use?

SpaceNoodle , in Socrates the shitposter

You can say “shit” on the Internet.

killeronthecorner ,
@killeronthecorner@lemmy.world avatar

Is that what it says? I couldn’t tell because of the expert censoring

VikingHippie , (edited ) in You get a tax break! You get a tax break! You all get a tax break!

Not just multimillionaire, hectomillionaire 8 times over! There’s a world of difference between, for example, $5m and $800m!

Edit: corrected prefix from one meaning the opposite

Malgas ,

Not just multimillionaire, centimillionaire 8 times over

Just because I spent entirely too long trying to figure out which one you were saying only had $80k: I think you meant hectomillionaire.

DragonTypeWyvern , (edited )

This is why people just call them “mega” millionaires, because there’s a big difference between $2 million and $80 million too.

VikingHippie ,

Except there’s still the obvious problem: using the same word for things that are different by a factor of 10 or more. Plus there’s no consensus on the lower boundary of “mega” either.

Much better to be at least a LITTLE precise when you’re talking about the unethical nature of perverse abundance…

VikingHippie ,

Well, dammit! It’s bad enough that I used the wrong prefix, but to actually use the wrong prefix that FORBES use? That’s just humiliating! 😬😂

Thanks for letting me know, though 🙂

HawlSera , in Ban dihydrogen monoxide

Many drowning victims were found to have copious amount of dihydrogen monoxide in their lungs

HumbertTetere ,

Not just drowning victims. Many freshly dead persons will have Dihydrogen Monoxide in their system, including but not limited to their lungs. They try to keep it a secret. Doctors will usually not write it down outside of the mentioned drowning.

If the body decays, that’s a strong sign the person had the substance inside it at the time of death.

hackris ,

Why do they keep it a secret?

InputZero ,

Big dihydrogen monoxide. Private dihydrogen monoxide companies made approx. $303 billion globally in 2022. This number doesn’t include governments selling this stuff too. No one tells you that on the low end this stuff kills 300,000 + people a year globally. Look-up in Google “HOH chemical”, and you’ll learn everything you need to know about dihydrogen monoxide.

hackris ,

Damn, sounds like an incredibly dangerous chemical

CosmicTurtle ,

I don’t need to Google anything because you used some big words to make me feel scared! I can now confidently say to people I did my research!

lobut , in Oh no…

native American? new mother?

candybrie ,
psycho_driver ,

I was going to go with normal human being

Ghostalmedia , in Already cracked
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

Meanwhile, I’m just happy to see quality content on GamePass again.

StimpyMGS ,

You misspelled cash cow content

MeatsOfRage ,

Right? Looks like their Bethesda purchase was the best investment for new content. Starfield, Hi Fi Rush, the Quake II remaster (we don’t talk about Redfall).

drew_belloc , in I don't know why I love it so much, but I do.
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Change the OS cursor, i don’t know about mac but you can do that on windows and linux

WarmSoda ,

Yeah you could save a picture of whatever you want in the right size and format for a custom pointer. Idk what those are off the top of my head though.

The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

I think I might actually do this

yukichigai ,
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On windows it’s Settings > Themes, then click the “Mouse pointers” item. That should bring up the Pointers tab of the Mouse Properties window. Then it’s just a matter of getting .ani or .cur versions of the pointers you want.

The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

Sweet!

Kerandir ,

I’m using the Wow cursors at work

Wootz ,

Am I misremembering, but did Baldur’s Gate, Warcraft 2, or something ship with a cursor package for windows?

I didn’t have Internet back then, but I recall finding out that you could change the cursor to a gauntlet from one of those games, much to the chagrin of my parents.

drew_belloc ,
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It is possible, some games like to have some extras like wallpapers, custom icons, etc, specially back them. I would love to see more of that, the last time i’ve seem was with yakuza kiwami with some avatars, wallpapers and animated arts to use on steam.

solberg ,

I’ve been using MouseCape on macOS for years and it’s worked flawlessly

hardware26 , in Friends in need

“You were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy the Bears, not join them!”

MorrisonMotel6 , in (Left)

This is a meme?

atocci ,
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Viking_Hippie ,

What happened to lemmyshitpost?

MammyWhammy ,

They took it down. The Mod team said people were spamming it with CP. Fucking assholes.

Viking_Hippie ,

Fucking hell 🤦🤬

haych ,
Viking_Hippie ,

For crying out loud! 🤦🤬

Thanks for the link though, much appreciated 🙂

NotSpez ,

meme

/miːm/ noun

an image, video, piece of text, etc., typically humorous in nature, that is copied and spread rapidly by internet users, often with slight variations.

Geek_King , in Wow, this snow looks so real!

I also believe the Scarecrow’s costume was woven asbestos, as was the bristle part of the wicked witches broom.

GrammatonCleric ,
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Lead paint on Tin Man, too.

JusticeForPorygon ,
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IDK about this, but the Tin Man that’s in the movie was the second choice for actor. The first one almost died from the aluminum powder that was in the paint. The Wicked witch’s paint was copper based, so she was on a liquid diet the whole time. She also burned the shit out of herself during that first scene with the smoke and fire. Then of course Judy Garland was given all sorts of shit to fuck her up.

GrammatonCleric ,
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Thank you! This is what I was trying to remember!

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