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TacoButtPlug , in As an owner of children, I approve this message
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Why not make an airline for people with kids and then they could deck the inside of the plane out to make it fun for kids complete with a flying tube sized playground, maybe a mini arcade, and definitely a ball pit. The pilots could even be those creepy ass animatronic creatures from Chuck-E-Cheese.

Si1versmith ,

That’s a great prompt for a movie. Where the kids cause chaos and overrun a plane.

TacoButtPlug ,
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I like where this is going. We just gotta wait for the Hollywood c-suit to start paying their writers again…

victron ,
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"I have had it with this motherfuckin kids in this motherfucking plane"

  • Samuel L. Jackson
atticus88th ,

That would make people happy which is the opposite of what the airline industry wants to have happen.

hackris ,

Care to elaborate? Genuinely curious

Krachsterben ,

Or it’s simply not economically viable to use half of the airplane as a playground, because parents will never be willing to spend 2x the amount on flight tickets because they’re perpetually broke

Malfeasant ,

Am a parent, I concur, am broke.

Venat0r ,

They could also make every second row smaller child’s seats and put them closer together to fit more people and children in the plane. Bonus: the parents can use the top of the kiddie seats as a footrest.

Samsy ,

“Five hours at freddys plane” revealed.

zifnab25 , in How though?

Its an optional illusion. Nothing exists and we are but the stuff of dreams.

saintClass ,

If the illusion is optional, how do I toggle it off?

btfod ,

It’s optional for the people on the other side of the mirror only

fox ,

Just close your eyes. Illusions don’t work if you can’t see them expert-shapiro

loaExMachina , in We'll begin again.

Why was my first thought upon reading “Duvet Cover” that someone had made another version of “Serial Experiment Lain”'s opening (-_-)

I don’t even watch that much anime any more, yet the weebness won’t evacuate my mind…

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

Ahahahahahah

some_guy , in How though?

That’s a cool trick. I didn’t know about it, but it also didn’t surprise me. I did test it to confirm first, though.

TheRealKuni , in Baroque on

“The Gregorian Dies Irae was the last good song. Baroque is way too pop.”

dessimbelackis , in How though?

Lights a funny thing, innit?

ArbitraryValue , in Don't let him see you cry.

One time I went to an Indian restaurant with my boss (from south India) and a Mexican coworker. I ordered my food mild, my boss ordered his medium, and the Mexican guy ordered his hot. My boss tried to warn him but he insisted that he could handle spicy food.

The food came out, the Mexican guy had no problem eating his, and he started gloating. Then my boss told him that he was actually eating my boss’s medium food. After they switched plates, the Mexican guy turned red, started sweating, and had to ask my boss to switch back.

(My boss had no problem eating the hot food; he just preferred the taste of medium.)

NoIWontPickaName ,

My brother is half white half Mexican and I am pretty much full white.

He decided to order his as hot as mine even though we all warned him not to.

His food tasted pretty good at about 3:30 the next morning

Schooner ,

This makes it sound like you ate his shit…

NoIWontPickaName ,

It's 2023 don't judge me. ;)

TheBat ,
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Yeah too much spice kills the flavour. You should be using spices to enhance the flavour, not smother it.

ProvokedGamer ,
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Yeah that’s true. If I wanted to drown in only tasting the spice, I’d eat a few peppers or something. Spice is good, but so is flavour.

NuPNuA ,

I took a mate out to an Indian place I regularly eat at and we had a few pints before. When I ordered the “devil potatoes” they warned me as they always do about the spice, I drunkenly bantered with the waiter that I’ve had them before and can hack it, then jokingly added “in fact make them extra spicy”. Anyway, they did cook them extra hot, probably thinking he could embarrass the cocky British bloke. I wolfed them down no problem, my mate had one and I just watched his face go red and start coughing. Felt so bad.

nsantoro73 , in The effects of aging
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I would like to think that the pic of the right is him prepping for his character in Man with Iron Fists. His character in there is… he’s something.

some_guy , in Poor kitty.

My little tuxedo was just harassing me (in a good way) for pets right before I found this. I hadn’t realized she had things so hard. I’m going to apologize for all the times I told her I have to work and didn’t drop everything. Poor kitty.

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

I need a picture of your apology. Perhaps a video.

THED4NIEL , in Don't let him see you cry.

Last time at the indian restaurant I specifically stated I want the (true) spicy variant.

Food was barely eatable.

Next time I’ll return it if they give me the bland version again.

FlexibleToast ,

As a white guy this is the hard part of ordering Thai or Indian. I want the spicy version, not the white guy spicy version. But, if I emphasize that, then they end up giving me beyond the spicy version to mess with me. So I just order the spicy version and sometimes it’s perfect while other times it’s too mild and disappointing.

ProvokedGamer ,
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Man that sucks. I hate when people assume that white people can’t handle spice. I’m brown, but I know some white friends that love spice.

FlexibleToast ,

It’s about the only racial discrimination I face, so in perspective it’s not a bad deal for me.

alienanimals , in As an owner of children, I approve this message

Adults without kids should bring speakers with crying noises blasting from it. When people understandably get upset tell them to deal with your bad decisions.

Dr_pepper_spray ,

Sounds like a good method for adults that like to get punched in the face a lot.

sanpedropeddler , in Don't let him see you cry.

I just ate at an Indian restaraunt about an hour ago and it was surprisingly manageable.

Knusper ,

If you’re in a Western country, it’s possible, they make it several magnitudes less spicy than it is traditionally. Just because they’d have no customers otherwise…

Tar_alcaran ,

“So when you say ‘very spicy’, do you mean for you or for me? Because I sure as hell can’t handle India-spicy, but I love European-spicy.”

AeroRake , in Don't let him see you cry.

Man. I absolutely cannot handle spicy food. But damn is it too good. Indian is certainly one of my favourites, and frankly, if it isn’t spicy, it’s not right. I will continue eating it regardless, cause it is top notch.

Thebazilly , in Don't let him see you cry.

The sweating means I’m enjoying it. I don’t want a curry unless it makes my nose start running.

CobblerScholar ,

I’m skinny as hell I need every reason to eat and an endorphin addiction is a hell of a way to do it lol

RoabeArt , in The effects of aging

Him at 59 looks like me at 33. 😞

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