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theangryseal , in Graffiti's quality of art and sentiment has fallen in the modern era

1998, bathroom wall.

PERFECTUS WAS HERE, DONE TURNED HIMSELF QUEER for a good time call 867-5309

jasondj , in Can't stop

Stupid sexy porkchop.

SpaceNoodle , in Nice rake

It’s a rake though

MorrisonMotel6 ,

Yeah, I think this was a poor attempt/forcing a joke.

I think they’re trying to use the words rake and hoe as synonyms (which they are; they can both mean “promiscuous woman”) but flubbed the execution.

I see the intent here, but I don’t think the image macro works for that joke. I have tried to make it work a few different ways, but I’m not coming up with anything that works well.

Famously, there is a Jeopardy! answer/question that highlighted the synonym which should be easily searchable with “rake hoe jeopardy”

essteeyou ,

Thanks for the detailed analysis. I think the joke was still funny because I didn’t look too closely at the picture and try to pick out problems with it.

Ajen ,

Agreed. Still funny, even if it’s a low-effort meme

essteeyou ,

I’m not proud of the amount of time I spent getting AI to generate this image.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/93574762-96ca-451d-8cb4-e8385172fa4c.jpeg

Or this one…

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/6eb13af8-5c7e-49be-a354-10a33590f8ed.jpeg

fahfahfahfah ,

Damn girl, nice hoe *rake Damn rake, nice hoe

Ubermeisters , in We've Been Duped

I’m not sure you really need to post this in multiple communities at the current number of users we have around here, showing up 2x in a row in my feed fwiw

iterable , in Can you Americans pass the test?
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Bay of Biscay

lea , in Such a small world

Remember GallowBoob? Now you do I’m sorry in advance.

whelk ,
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Coming out of lurker mode just to sigh at you for this.

Ubermeisters , in Lots Of Love

This definitely happened

Tetsuo ,

I just thought about the “Duh it’s fake” comments that were slowly inching me to insanity on reddit.

Please don’t bring this over to Lemmy. Please.

80% of popular posts had a popular comment saying something is staged or fake. It’s so uninteresting, unoriginal and beating a dead horse so to say. Even for litteral movie scenes we had popular comments saying it’s staged.

Sorry for the rant and it’s not particularly for your comment. It just was a massive trend I noticed on certain subreddits. Could probably farm karma just making a bot saying some variation of “it’s fake” to every posts.

Ubermeisters ,

Honestly, sure. You make a valid point.

mustardman ,

Fake text messages are like the laugh track of the internet. There are plenty of absurd things that actually happen on the Internet so having to create fake situations cheapens authentically funny situations.

Sites like 9gag are filled with these things because they are low effort ways to make an unfunny joke plausibly funny.

kurwa ,

Here’s the thing, how are you ever going to prove that a message is real or not? Maybe there’s a way to do it, but honestly that’s more effort than anyone is going to go through.

So you land at 2 situations, either you don’t post any messages ever, or stop complaining about it being fake in the comments because some people might find it entertaining, regardless of whether it’s real or not.

Ubermeisters ,

blockchain! haha kidding

Ubermeisters ,

its a sitcom for paragraphs

RaivoKulli ,

It’s just a joke, I don’t think you’re supposed to think it happened

Ubermeisters ,

i was trying to be ironic, but failed, its all good.

RaivoKulli ,

Oh. Sorry

Ubermeisters ,

no harm no foul

Gigasser ,

I thought it was a joke about future millennial/zoomer grandparents.

Ubermeisters ,

and in turn, by then nobody will believe anything their personal AI didn’t tell them.

Getawombatupya ,

Grandma is 28

LucidNightmare , in An all too common occurrence

Does nobody just increase their cursor size…? 😂

fer0n , (edited ) in Lots Of Love

I feel like there have to be real text exchanges similar to this, but I always assume they’re fake, because they’re just too easy to fabricate. I wonder how many of them were actually real and I just didn’t believe it. Would’ve made them way more funny (not saying it’s not funny if they’re not, but still)

ef9357 , in An all too common occurrence

And now you know why it’s called a curser.

AhismaMiasma , in But it takes 69 years to make one!

This is just an ad for their website… People always trying to profit off of memes

tagirijus , in The questions that keep you up at night

Maybe it depends where you would cut a human head of? In either way here is the skeleton of a Argentinosaurus:

Skeleton of an argentinosaurus

ciko22i3 ,
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That looks like a way too small heart for such a huge body. It looks only about 3-4 times bigger than human heart

some_guy ,

Oh, is that what that is? Thank you!

ciko22i3 ,
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I’m not sure either but it’s my best guess

peopleproblems ,

Wasn’t there a significantly higher concentration of oxygen 65 million years ago or something? That might make it easier for big things to get enough oxygen for aerobic processes.

I don’t know shit about fuck with chemistry and biology it just sounds right

Vengefu1Tuna ,

Alright! Now we can really start diving in. Would the gaps between vertebrae get larger at the base of the neck compared to the base of the skull? I’d imagine those thick bones could pose a problem for a guillotine blade.

WarmSoda ,

I’m not seeing a human head on the dinosaur tho

TransplantedSconie ,

I do believe that Argentinosaurus has cancer between the 23rd and 24th vertebrae. They might want a second opinion.

unnecessarygoat ,

https://i.imgur.com/50eyBQ1.jpg this is a much better skeleton of Argentinosaurus

runblack , in #blessed

Corn me up snake

explodicle , in We've Been Duped

I don’t even see these as equivalent.

They’re making a profit and don’t actually need to be doing this at all. Worst case scenario for them is they end up in your current scenario.

You’re struggling to pay rent and absolutely need a job.

Nobody asked your permission to scoop up all the valuable spots and natural resources before you were born. You don’t owe honesty to someone you can’t refuse.

Xelnoc , in #blessed
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Corn me up, snek

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