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B312 , in He's just a lil guy

Pet Grunt would be fire

hperrin , in ♪ YOU ARE DEAD, DEAD, DEAAAAAAAAD ♪

Is that picture from ReBoot?

SnotFlickerman ,
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Sure has that kind of vibe.

HotWheelsVroom OP ,
SnotFlickerman ,
@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Damn, that game sounds awesome.

hperrin ,

Haha, that looks awesome!

SlamWich ,

This is one of my core memory games that my family and I played a ton together. Such a weird one.

Davel23 ,

No, it's from a game called Total Distortion.

hperrin ,

Ah, ok. Thank you.

freijon , in ♪ YOU ARE DEAD, DEAD, DEAAAAAAAAD ♪

This game was so confusing.

Thcdenton , in He's just a lil guy

Steve cradling them balls

adespoton , in I hate the rich

I get 4 weeks, plus sick days, plus parental leave, various types of training days and charitable days, plus a 2 week carry-over and I’m neither American nor European.

Pofski ,

Parental leave, sick days (unlimited), 10 national holidays, and 52 vacation days for me. And I am European. Edit. And two days telework a week.

logir ,

I realized how I am biased when i thought “how can he be neither American nor European?”

MissJinx ,
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I was married to someone from a “third world” country and boy americans have so much worst than them. If I were american I would reather live there than in the US just to get all the benefits

Asafum ,

That’s almost exactly why our brainwashing elementary schooling is spent indoctrinating teaching us about how we’re The Best, Most Free, Country In The World™©® and that all “3rd world” countries are war torn shitholes with nothing but cartels and warlords.

Can’t let the peons learn it’s actually much better elsewhere…

walter_wiggles , in ♪ YOU ARE DEAD, DEAD, DEAAAAAAAAD ♪

WebMD: You have cancer.

Drunemeton ,
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“Let’s face it: If you’re over the age of 50 ‘Healthy’ is just a pre-cancerous condition.” — Drew Hastings, Comedian

ThirdWorldOrder ,

I was so convinced that I had cancer from WebMD that my doctor thinks I have an anxiety disorder now.

LoamImprovement , in ♪ YOU ARE DEAD, DEAD, DEAAAAAAAAD ♪

God I would love for Total Distortion to show up on GOG or Steam one day.

Raiderkev , in I hate the rich

I’m an American that had that, then we got bought by a German company that took it away. Shit’s fucked.

SubArcticTundra ,
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Wtf that goes against reason

JASN_DE ,

No, why? That’s capitalism for you. It’s still a US company/subsidiary, just with a German owner.

feedum_sneedson , in I hate the rich

Self-employed, and not very well. I don’t get any paid days off, unfortunately.

Nexz ,

Well, that should be part of your hourly rate. I’m also self-employed and sick and personal days-off are factored in (with a large margin too, just in case!).

feedum_sneedson ,

Yeah, I have no idea what I’m doing.

Nexz ,

Well, you kind of implied that saying you don’t have days off… if you factor it in you certainly have, you just choose to not spend them.

feedum_sneedson ,

I wasn’t being sarcastic, I literally have no idea what I’m doing.

TheHarpyEagle , in I hate the rich

The most heinous thing is lack of required sick time. And who is it that’s least likely to get paid sick time? Customer service, of course, the ones coughing and sneezing all over your clothes and food.

bloubz , in I hate the rich

France is more than 7. Only things good here are benefits earned over the years by the workers struggle

Courantdair ,

Nope, France is 5 minimum, each company can add as much as they want but the law is 5 minimum.

I agree on all the good work of previous generations to earn us these though.

bloubz ,

You have RTT as well (overtime transformed into paid leave)

Courantdair ,

Not everybody, usually RTTs depend on how much overtime is planned in your contract (eg. most engineers work 37.5h instead of 35h, so they get 1 RTT each 3 weeks). Many people don’t have any RTT

ODuffer , in I hate the rich
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28 days + 8 Bank Holidays. Easter is great, you can have 16 days not at work, and only use 8 days holiday. (Good Friday and Easter Monday are Bank holidays, and I don’t work weekends)

Venicon , in I hate the rich
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35 days hols per year, would be 27 or something but they give us the English bank holidays as part of our allocation (am Scottish but it’s UK company).

Dirk , in I hate the rich
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30 days paid vacation + bank holidays + regional holidays + 0.5 days of vacation each on Christmas and new years eve + generally not having to work on weekends + generally not having to work longer than 8 hours a day + public transport ticket paid by the company.

Cannot complain.

treasure ,
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Cannot complain.

Spotted the German.

Ross_audio ,

I’m going for UK, specifically Scotland.

Reverendender , in I hate the rich

American. I’m one of the lucky few who have unlimited PTO. I’m seriously underpaid though.

Courantdair , (edited )

Is that really a thing? I’ve seen it in a few job offers but I have trouble understanding how it works…

As I understand it you can take as many days as you want and it works on the company’s trust, but that system sounds really toxic to me, isn’t it?

Edit: I’m European with almost 7 weeks off a year for context

dwindling7373 ,

I’ve never experienced it but the somewhat obvious trick is that it turns into a race to the bottom, where if you want to outperform your peers (or even meet the expectations of the company), the number of days off you freely decided to take turns into a KPI.

So, people take even less days off when they are made free to take any amount.

It’s why in Italy, for example, you can not refuse to go to holiday.

orca ,
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I have unlimited and I’ve seen a few people take 2 weeks off consecutively. So it seems like the company is pretty flexible and doesn’t put artificial limitations on it. That said, I’m pretty sure even a month off wouldn’t fix the damage that’s been done to my brain from years stacked upon years of redlining it to write code and solve problems. I find as I get older I need more time off to truly disconnect.

dgmib ,

It’s a lie.

By making it “unlimited” they don’t need to pay you out of you don’t use all of PTO days.

If you use it more than they think you’ve earned you get terminated.

Employees end up afraid of taking their PTO days and typically end up taking even less time off than if they knew there was a expectation of 3 weeks or whatever.

Reverendender ,

I don’t think payout is a factor for salaried positions

dgmib ,

It depends on the jurisdiction, but in most cases if you have a salaried position with say 3 weeks of PTO but you only take 2 weeks of it. The employer is usually required to pay you over and above your salary for working during your “vacation time”.

If there’s an unlimited PTO policy, they don’t have an obligation to pay you extra for working during vacation time.

ff0000 ,
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So how many days do you take a year? As the other comments also touch upon, it becomes an outperform thing with co- workers, to take the least amount to “perform better”. Also how easy and often do managers then deny requests?

With a fixed set it has an actual value, at the company they can’t deny PTO’s as they are yours. Of course planning comes into play a little bit, but if you let the company know that 2 months from now you take 4 weeks off for a good long summer holiday, that is what you will be doing then in those 2 months.

ps. I have 25 personal paid days, a bunch of public holidays. Doctor’s appointments are on the ‘please try to schedule them outside working hours if possible, otherwise, well, that’s life, you need to visit that doctor’. Full travel reimbursement (fixed amount per month, can spend however i want), A lot of secondary items in my contract as well dealing with having to take care of partner / children if they become sick (is paid time off), etc etc.

Reverendender ,

I do not take as much as I should. 5 weeks last year? For doctor’s appointments and stuff like that though, no one cares. You just let your boss and your team know. I am on salary, not contract.

pupbiru ,

i think that’s really the point - unlimited isn’t actually unlimited. unlimited means unspoken, and often variable limits based on the mood of managers

5 weeks is… pretty minimal

Reverendender ,

I have never been turned down for PTO in 7 years at this company, for what it’s worth. I just don’t take enough vacation. It’s my own fault.

pupbiru , (edited )

okay but that’s kinda the point… unlimited leave isn’t really that because nobody ever takes that leave… it’s not your fault: it’s literally designed to make you think it’s your fault… if you decided to take 2mo PTO i guarantee your “unlimited” PTO would suddenly not be unlimited

Asafum ,

5 weeks is… pretty minimal

15 days is the limit at my job that you only get after 7 years working here. Seeing comments like this make me sad… Happy for you for sure, but sad for me cuz Murica’…

pupbiru ,

i guess the point is not to brag - it’s to rattle the cage and yell “THIS IS NOT NORMAL” and “IT DOESNT HAVE TO BE LIKE THIS”

… there are lots of americans that just consider what they experience as normal, and that’s absolutely not normal for similarly privileged countries

… then you unionise and this forms part of your demands ;)

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