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slazer2au , (edited ) in Jeff's magic money machine

Create a serverless function on AWS that calls a serverless function on Azure, which calls a serverless function on gcp which calls a serverless function on Oracle cloud which loops it back to AWS.

Now stick CloudFlare in between each step of that.

shalafi , in lul

I seriously thought about selling that shit and scamming the idiots. Why not? It’s like Christian books or music, a license to print money.

programmer_belch , in Jeff's magic money machine

Crash the dollar by entering the whole amount in the stock market? Or are stocks also considered gambling?

mvirts , in Jeff's magic money machine

What do you know, my brother just opened up an art auction house.

Cowbee , in POV: it's almost end of the month and you ran out of money
@Cowbee@lemmy.ml avatar

Oof

Atrichum , in same for menstrual cramps

Who’s out there not taking medicine for a headache or cramps? I’ll take two Advil liquigels at even the hint of a headache.

supertrucker , in Never tire of winning

The leftists should just stop pretending, write a Bible, and start worshipping whoever tells them they are special

Hackworth ,

On a scale of 1-10, with 1 being Inconsequential and 10 being Paramount, how important is hierarchy to the healthy functioning of a group?

velox_vulnus , in If humans died off, some dog breeds would as well

Next time, get a mixed, and not a pedigree.

EnderMB , in Jeff's magic money machine

I would’ve thought that this could be quite simple.

  • A few flights in a private jet, or long-term purchasing for the whole month to take you wherever you want.
  • Several $250k-500k cars in each location to take you wherever you want
  • A private show from a famous band can set you back a few million. Do this each day.
  • Go to Vegas and get in a pissing content with some rich cunt where you send expensive drinks to each others table, until one folds. That’ll be a few million each night.
  • Trump spent a ton on sex, so high class hookers?
  • A few ads across multiple providers to promote something
  • Prize fights can be set up quickly, and have the best in combat sports ready in 30 days. Offer $1m per division for the winner, and do it across maybe 4-5 sports, pay for TV and streaming, set up a venue, and you’ll probably blow through it all.
Armand1 , in lul

Who is Brandon?

Ephera ,
MapleEngineer , in Bacon tho
@MapleEngineer@lemmy.world avatar

The first time we harvested one of our pigs we had a wake for him. We ate all kinds of delicious cuts and raised a toasted to him.

To Biggun. He was a nice pig and he is a tasty pig.

TO BIGGUN!

<om no nom>

Angry_Autist ,

We are part of the cycle too, our body nutrients will help grow the grass that feed’s Biggun’s great great grandchildren.

MapleEngineer ,
@MapleEngineer@lemmy.world avatar

I want to come back as bacon.

pythonoob ,

Nah. You’ll be pumped full of preservatives so that your funeral and viewing can be held 2 weeks later to give your relatives time to travel. Then you’ll be buried in a plastic coffin in a hole filled with cement.

You’re nutrients ain’t doing shit.

Angry_Autist ,

Assumptions all around, my funeral arrangements are a quick trip to the crematorium and a quick sprinkle in a forest.

I’m not paying to have my corpse mummified or put in a box, seems wasteful.

Sterile_Technique , in If humans died off, some dog breeds would as well
@Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world avatar

“Yay I get to run around outside for a few minutes! I hope I can breathe well enough to keep up with thi–” dies

— Pugs

Hackworth , in Gen Alpha will elect MrBeast president and there's nothing you can do to stop it
TheObviousSolution , in Bacon tho

The trick is not to kill them yourself, but have factories and animal farms do it while deluding yourself into believing that there is a humane way to killing a living being when the reality is there are only less painful ways. Also, from the other side of the aisle, the trick is to delude yourself into thinking that animals would have any problems eating and preying on you. If cattle had no place in human society, their numbers would significantly decrease. What does that say about human societies with large socioeconomic disparity who are treated by cattle by the rich as they get increasingly automated?

There’s no point to this comment, it has been released into the wild so that it may be free.

Angry_Autist ,

wait… are you suggesting everyone just slaughter their own food? Because the specialization of labor and labor of scale was to blame, not the desire to distance oneself from slaughter. That may be the case nowadays but 150 years ago it was nothing for most families to slaughter their own chickens.

Hackworth ,

I honestly don’t know why more people aren’t excited about A.I. succeeding us.

SnotFlickerman , in Gen Alpha will elect MrBeast president and there's nothing you can do to stop it

We missed our chance to put Myspace Tom into office.

You gotta go with the people who don’t want the job. Should have forced him in before he took the money and ran.

expatriado ,

for a little while he was my only friend

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