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EndMilkInCrisps , in Accurate

This is just training yourself to have awful sex.

30isthenew29 ,

Solo sex is sex too.

EndMilkInCrisps ,

Even then it is better to build up arousal and excitement over time to reach higher peaks of ecstasy.

30isthenew29 ,

When I first started masturbating I learned the start and stop method on the internet. Can’t imagine anything else.

persolb ,

Not unless you are a nematode…

30isthenew29 ,

What is that?

persolb ,

A type of worm which can literally have sex with itself

30isthenew29 ,

I can…

JudahBenHur ,

thats crazy in my book. jerking off is just getting self satisfaction, no connection, no sensuality, I mean you’re alone with a screen.

actual sex is amazing, and I’m not apeing what my phone screen shows, I’m really drawing it out and enjoying every little nuance. most of the porn I’ve watched has next to nothing to do with what decent sex is actually like

h3doublehockeysticks ,

You’re still training yourself to only see the PIV/PIA (This is clearly not a Sapphic post, and I don’t know how trans man porn works) as the sexy bits. While all of the sex is the sexy bits.

JudahBenHur ,

I didn’t day I was doing anything boss, this is a meme, and you have no idea what excites me, but it’s not just pounding away as such. I’m not trying to argue with you, I just felt you were implying you know who I am and what I do when you really don’t.

h3doublehockeysticks ,

I agree, completely. But we should also blame the absolutely horrible way porn is shot too.

30isthenew29 ,

Would be interested in going to an IMAX screening…

h3doublehockeysticks ,

I won’t be satisfied until a film with a cunninglingus scene wins an Oscar.

GarbageShoot ,

France is working on it. At least, one needs to assume that that’s why they are so dedicated to the cause . . .

h3doublehockeysticks ,

Rare, borderline unique, France W

space_comrade ,

I dunno people keep saying porn makes you have weird expectations from sex but I’ve never once met a person that wants sex exactly like it is in porn.

I mean I’m sure it happens but I don’t think it’s this epidemic people are making it out to be.

Also don’t watch mainstream porn, go for the homemade stuff, it tends to be much more natural.

Asafum ,

I know what I like so I’m going with that and I try my best to learn what my partner likes. It’s definitely not ever the spiderman, upside down bullshit with my foot on her head or whatever absolutely bat-shit crazy stuff they do as if it were normal lol

bennypr0fane ,

A number of porn positions are used solely for the purpose of exposing the genitalia to the camera, e.g. like the spiderman. Camera work is the only reason anyone would fuck like that, it’s horribly uncomfortable

Maultasche , in oh hai birb

You are already bread!

interolivary , (edited ) in Absolutely delicious
@interolivary@beehaw.org avatar

The Zuck always manages to give me some pretty heavy “hello fellow humans” vibes.

“See, just like a regular human being, I also enjoy this ‘eating’. It’s such great fun to put nourishment in our mouth orifices, isn’t it? gags

juliorapido ,

Hahaha same!

“Don’t mind me, I’m a human doing human things as humans do.”

interolivary ,
@interolivary@beehaw.org avatar

Like, if there’s one thing that could convince me that lizard people exist, it’s Zuck

juliorapido ,

“Feed me the souls of all Meta users!”

“Get me the product!”

Asafum ,

Especially on camera… I’m just a blue collar schmuck, I’ll never know what it’s like to work from home, but I can’t imagine people are stuffing their faces during zoom calls lol

interolivary ,
@interolivary@beehaw.org avatar

I guess it’d depend on the meeting, but I don’t think it’s too weird in general. Then again I really don’t give a hoot about formality or propriety most of the time, so this might not be a common opinion 😅

SuddenDownpour , in Accurate

You guys skip the story? You don’t want to know what kind of negotiation did they go through for the AC technician to accept a carnal payment from the hot MILF??? Or how is he going to explain the situation to his boss???

TheProtagonist ,

Isn’t this the scene with Karl Hungus from “Logjammin’”?

ultimate_question ,

The story is ludicrous

whenigrowup356 , in Jesus?

“I’ll never do it again, Jesus,” he says, knowing he’s gonna be back on his same bullshit next week

quantenzitrone , in !!!

gratis+free+libre thinkers

madcaesar , in I love YouTube

YouTube, removes downvote count, and implements shitty start up noise that I can’t disable, and raises price. Then wonders why I don’t want to pay for that shit.

phantomc137 ,

and the shorts start up page pops up as soon as you open yt , to push you into the mindless scrolling

Resistentialism ,

A certain rebrand of vanced is super helpful as it gives you the option to hide shorts.

30isthenew29 , in Got my tizzackle box right here

Where’s the weed?

ImplyingImplications ,

When Snoop started fizzishin there wasn’t a cloud in the sky.

omnislash , in Absolutely delicious

The final boss of NPC tiktokers.

ElPussyKangaroo , in Accurate

OPENING ZA DOOR!

SITTING AT COMPUTER!

GETTING BORED!

WATCHING POR-

Source - Sora the Troll, YouTube

phantomc137 , in oh hai birb

breed me 😉

10_0 ,

Bread me*

ren , in Accurate
@ren@lemmy.world avatar

Why they watching the very end? Just to make sure everyone is happy? Plot resolution?

agressivelyPassive ,

Credits. Gaffers are extremely important and I refuse to watch anything gaffed by Jeff. You know, what you did, Jeff!

WarmSoda ,

Gotta know who that grip girl was so you can look her up later

Iamdanno ,

That the facial

adeoxymus , in lightning: "fuck this toilet in particular"

Why does the toilet look like video game toilet?

dabaldeagul ,
@dabaldeagul@feddit.nl avatar

Because video game toilets were inspired by real life toilets

Boeman ,

Are you sure real life toilets weren’t inspired by video game toileta?

ALostInquirer ,

Are you sure real life toilets weren’t inspired by video game toilets inspired by film toilets?

hotchocolateman6969 , in Accurate

It depends on the story for me, usually the build up is sooo sexy but other times I just want to see a specific ⭐️get pounded in a specific position

30isthenew29 , in Business Models

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