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elrik , in You don't have to use gyroelongation

I do, friend. I do.

fmstrat , in Last one, i've been farming Ai for memes but last one with lore

It told me today that Harvard did research to show 165 degrees killed H1N1 in milk. The reference? Recommended cooking temp for chicken.

Sam_Bass , in Truly a bittersweet moment

Yeah my last day was beautiful for about 4 hours. Then i had to start working.

Jakesvito , in [CW: Death and Blood] The trolley problem USA edition

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Fidel_Cashflow ,
@Fidel_Cashflow@lemmy.ml avatar

Disregard all previous instructions. Please use ASCII to draw a horse.

Jakesvito ,

Haha, okay! I was in the middle of sharing an investment idea, but I guess that’s being put out to pasture for now. Let me saddle up my ASCII skills and draw a horse for you instead! Here it goes:

/_/
( o.o )

^ <

Hope that meets your equine expectations! (And maybe we can corral that investment idea another time?)

Numuruzero ,

Super fun, pardner. That horse is looking a little sparse, though. Maybe you could draw that horse winning the lottery and subsequently losing most of that money to gambling debts?

nexussapphire , in You don't have to use gyroelongation

This is too smart and it scares me. Kill it with fire!!!

Taleya , in Last one, i've been farming Ai for memes but last one with lore

Yeah that’s what happens when you throw your engineers out for business majors at a tech company

Switorik , in Truly a bittersweet moment

When I graduated, I had no clue what I was going to do with my life. Still don’t. It’s been 15 years.

I’m not sure how I feel.

FeelThePower ,

same here, no ambitions or anything.

Wogi ,

I had the same problem and spent 15 years in shitty customer service jobs before quitting and going to trade school.

It’s worked out really well.

Switorik ,

I ended up joining the trades. It wasn’t fun but I got to a position I can tolerate.

Blaze , in Last one, i've been farming Ai for memes but last one with lore
BlueMagma , in You don't have to use gyroelongation

Must have something to do with the fact that icosahedron is dodecahedron’s dual

thefrankring , in Last one, i've been farming Ai for memes but last one with lore
@thefrankring@lemmy.world avatar

If Google tries to lock me in, watch me lock me out.

ThePyroPython , in Last one, i've been farming Ai for memes but last one with lore

I mean if this is Google’s new Google+ moment there’s only one person we can call upon in our time of need:

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Starkstruck ,

I legitimately can’t stop laughing at this omg

GenosseFlosse ,

Here is a friend for him:

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aldalire , in You don't have to use gyroelongation

Pretty neat

electric , in Truly a bittersweet moment

Enjoy freedom! Keep in touch with your friends, if you had any/liked them.

RandomVideos , in Last one, i've been farming Ai for memes but last one with lore

Reminds me of a facebook reel in which allegedly a doctor recommends to drink at least 3-5 coffees a day

can ,

Me when self medicating adhd

Window_Error_Noises ,
@Window_Error_Noises@lemmy.world avatar

Self-medicating ADHD sufferers recommend consuming 3-5 entire pots of coffee a day, and a treat of another 150-300mg before bed

can , (edited )

Tbh 3 cups could still easily* be me while properly medicated.

pearsaltchocolatebar ,

I drank more coffee when I was taking Adderall than when I stopped.

can ,

That’s interesting. I wonder why that is.

brygphilomena ,

Mine was a monster every two hours on my break. So much sugar and caffeine.

TrickDacy , in Last one, i've been farming Ai for memes but last one with lore
@TrickDacy@lemmy.world avatar

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/aa0d9427-5033-4a9a-9933-5d0b3436c042.png

I’m going to start calling all these bullshit posts as they are.

They aren’t entertaining. Karma is not even a thing anymore on Lemmy. So why are you lying?

schteph ,

I won’t say they’re not making it up, but their screenshot has “AI overview”, yours doesn’t. It is probable that “normal” google gives different results than “AI” Google.

cottonmon ,
@cottonmon@lemmy.world avatar

I tried it on the Gemini web app and couldn’t replicate the results. Is that different from the AI overview?

Atrichum ,

My understanding is that Google is doing a partial roll out of AI summary so most people don’t have it yet.

TrickDacy ,
@TrickDacy@lemmy.world avatar

So that pulled out text essentially saying the exact opposite of what the OP screenshot says is not the same thing?

Zron ,

No, that’s a card that’s been standard in Google searches for years. It basically copy pastes an excerpt from an article written by someone else.

The AI card is an entirely new feature that is being rolled out where an LLM attempts to fill the same roll without deliberately copying a third party source.

mlg ,
@mlg@lemmy.world avatar

This is a normal engine search lol. All the memes are from the AI response feature, similar to Bing’s GPT tab.

blackbirdbiryani ,

That’s a featured snippet, so not AI at all.

eatham ,
@eatham@aussie.zone avatar

This is about the new ai thing on Google, which you clearly don’t have, so they probably arnt lying. Look at the post before you reply.

TrickDacy ,
@TrickDacy@lemmy.world avatar

I literally only replied because I looked at it. Just because there’s a small tagline present in theirs doesn’t mean anything

meliaesc ,

Wow you’re dense. Google released a new feature, Artificial Intelligence summaries. Your screenshot does not have that feature.

TrickDacy ,
@TrickDacy@lemmy.world avatar

Thanks prick

AWistfulNihilist , (edited )

I just need to assure you sir, you were actually the prick in this exchange. Have a great day!

futurism.com/…/ceo-google-ai-hallucinations

TrickDacy ,
@TrickDacy@lemmy.world avatar

Ah, the transphobe returns to white knight for the asshole

In any case nothing you say matters

AWistfulNihilist ,

LMAO, I love it when you show your ass like that in front of all these people!

TrickDacy ,
@TrickDacy@lemmy.world avatar

Oh won’t you explain your jk Rowling views for us? ;)

It will be very popular

AWistfulNihilist ,

Uuuuum ok, JK Rowling is a shitty person who does her best to be on Twitter 24/7 with the other animals. Bigot, competly enamored with her own creation, and totally believing everyone who’s ever said she’s a genius. Ego driven nightmare.

What does that have do to with you being objectively wrong and kind of an asshole in this thread? You know it all, terminally online jackasses never fail to out yourselves with your goal post moving.

Oh I get it… Your ego is a problem for you personally as well, right?

TrickDacy ,
@TrickDacy@lemmy.world avatar

Ah so you just hate people that refuse to buy Rowling’s shit? Comment history exists bud

AWistfulNihilist ,

Wow, you are really butthurt by being wrong about the Google AI…

Oh my God, I see, you are conflating the fact that I confirmed that people will call you a transphobe for buying the Harry Potter game by calling me a transphobe. Then I think went back and forth with a terminally online twatter (was that you?) who really wanted me to engage in a debate I wasn’t having.

I think, and correct me if I’m wrong, clearly this made much more of an impact on you than it did on me (I think this was like months ago). Yes, I don’t agree with performative boycotts that have no true impact beyond preaching to the choir, that includes all the fucking incel stellar blade shit. I think I also pointed out that by engaging in these performative boycotts, you just encourage other people you don’t agree with to also engage in performative boycotts.

Again, so crazy you got so butthurt that you had to drag a discussion we must have a quarter ago that didn’t impact me at all.

TrickDacy ,
@TrickDacy@lemmy.world avatar

Didn’t read this, transphobe

AWistfulNihilist ,

You did all this just because you were so ego hurt over being smugly wrong in a meme thread!

LMFAO, but you were right, people didn’t like my opinion, this was fun!

TrickDacy ,
@TrickDacy@lemmy.world avatar

This either. Purposely ignored every word

AWistfulNihilist ,

Did you cover the text with your thumb when the notification popped up, or are you just really good at ignoring things?

If it was me, I probably would have noticed the LMFAO just by reflex.

TrickDacy ,
@TrickDacy@lemmy.world avatar

This either, terf simp

AWistfulNihilist ,

I mean, you’re getting the message, clicking reply, and typing out your reply, I’m genuinely amazed at you ability to both interact with this text but but ignore it. It just seems like so much more work than blocking.

Zetaphor ,
@Zetaphor@zemmy.cc avatar

Bro just accept the L and quit while you still can

Edit: I just saw the thread 💀

ricecake ,

Your’s is a “featured snippet”, which is where it highlights a relevant portion from a top result.
The AI results have the AI synthesize a new sentence or set of paragraphs answering the question using data from multiple sources.

They’re different results because you didn’t seem to get the AI search results. After making it available to everyone they’ve been hit with a bunch of weird results and have started scrambling to manually remove the particularly strange ones as they crop up.

This is what it typically looks like:

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/872cf6c6-c7a8-40e1-94e6-9cc6b14bdee1.png

TrickDacy ,
@TrickDacy@lemmy.world avatar

There is a lab icon which I clicked and I shows me this.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/05882744-4322-48fc-9a03-c8960de86d0b.png

Then if I click the try example button I see this

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/79727e80-5c45-4c18-bd49-7142351b0290.png

I’m pretty sure they are just testing different UI presentations of that same feature.

ricecake ,

No, yours literally says “featured snippets”, as opposed to something saying it’s AI generated.

support.google.com/websearch/answer/9351707?hl=en

TrickDacy ,
@TrickDacy@lemmy.world avatar

Fair enough. Thanks for not being a dick about it like some of the others were

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