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H1jAcK , in Choices choices.

Sweet, what’s mine say?

maggio ,

Duuuuuuuude, what does mine say?

spicytuna62 ,
@spicytuna62@lemmy.world avatar

And theeeeeeeen?

ironhydroxide , in Choices choices.

Sweet Alabama home doesn’t sound right, so it’s gotta be sweet CAROLINE ^dah dah dah

FunderPants , in Choices choices.

Caroline, every time. Easy choice.

Sweet Home Alabama really grinds my gears. Neil Young sings about systemic racism in the south and Skynard retorts ‘yea some people here are racist ♪ but not all of us are ♪ frig off Neil Young♪ whoa now look at the sky’. Horse shit lyrics, sick composition.

jsomae , (edited )

Now Watergate does not bother me, uh-uh

Jesus Christ, my eyes are now open.

Where the skies are so blue (and the governor’s true)

I unironically had no idea.

harrys_balzac ,

But “Sweet Caroline” is problematic in a different way. From Wikipedia - “Diamond has provided different explanations for the song’s origins. In a 2007 interview, he stated the inspiration for the song was John F. Kennedy’s daughter, Caroline, who was 11 years old at the time it was released. Diamond sang the song for her at her 50th birthday celebration in 2007. On December 21, 2011, in an interview on CBS’s The Early Show, Diamond said that a magazine cover photo of Caroline as a young child on a horse with her parents created an image in his mind, and the rest of the song came together about five years after seeing the picture. However, in 2014, Diamond said the song was about his then-wife Marcia, but he needed a three-syllable name to fit the melody.”

He wrote lyrics about touching each other a few years after seeing her in a photo as a young child?

FunderPants , (edited )

Gross, classic rock /pop are full of gross stories like that.

JayDee ,

I’m the opposite. Any time I hear the ‘Caroline’ I get aliitle frustrated.

‘Home Alabama’ forever and always.

Oka , in Choices choices.

Emotions

obrenden ,

You talk about things that nobody cares

Shieldtoad , in Choices choices.
stardustsystem , in Choices choices.
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🎶Good times never skies so blue🎵

Frozzie , in Destroying friendship
@Frozzie@lemmy.world avatar

Hah. Try it on my version controlled project!

Zerush OP ,
@Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar

What? Remapping your keyboard? Well, there are worst jokes, I still remember that time when the first PCs appeared and you could try them in shopping centers. They quickly stopped doing this, because some went into the BIOS and disabled the keyboard or worse, the screen, Hail Satan. Good ol’ times 😏

Frozzie ,
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No I mean the code is on a git repository so you see unsaved changes

InternetPerson ,

When your keyboard is remapped, you commit those changes yourself.

sirico , in Choices choices.
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I’ll be comin home to ba da da!

BonesOfTheMoon , in Is he though

Why is someone going septic from renal stones still in his cell and not in a hospital? He should sue for not receiving medical care.

Trollception ,

Sounds like a prison hospital is all you get if you murder people. Seems fair to me tbh, not a big fan of murderers.

mriormro ,
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Withholding medical care or administrating poor or neglectful medical care certainly sounds cruel and unusual to me.

Trollception ,

And what does murder sound like to you

BigDanishGuy ,

Don’t engage with them, look at the username. I wish more trolls were this upfront about it.

Zelaf ,

I mean, at least they’re honest lol

anas , (edited )

Can you confirm beyond a shadow of a doubt that absolutely everyone in that prison is actually a murderer?

Trollception ,

No, but that’s how Japan does it and look at the crime rate over there.

Maddier1993 ,

If you kill all your prisoners there’s no hope for reform

Zerush ,
@Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar

Yes, but USA and medical care is almost an oximoron

JayDee , in they hurt you, didn't they

Bruh drafting up the evac plans is gonna be a nightmare. And you best memorize your floor’s plan or you’re gonna be running a maze for your life.

It’s gonna turn out this whole fucking thing’s just a bunch of open floor plans with my luck.

Tlaloc_Temporal ,

Probably a couple main hallways like a hotel, except the rooms aren’t all lined up.

Retrograde , in Do they still do this?
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TIL Mad Max is a documentary

dlok , in Destroying friendship

Wanted to use this to prank a colleague but SQL server accepts that as well lol

Hugh_Jeggs , in they hurt you, didn't they

As a tradesperson, I would fuckin love that challenge

Tar_alcaran , in they hurt you, didn't they

At least the windows are regular rectangles, and there’s really only one bend in most of the exterior walls.

Reddfugee42 , in bro and bear chillin in a hot tub... we don't need no hassle!

Incels have always been easy to spot

no_comment OP ,
Reddfugee42 ,

Every conservative accusation is a confession. I’m one of these pussies who sees how men like you treat women and don’t blame them for choosing the bear. I’m also raising daughters and I warn them about people like you and your sons.

Hope your sons like bears.

no_comment OP ,
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