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Zerush , in Check your email for the verification code we just sent you.
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vsis ,
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🔒Verified secure ✅

ours ,

I had doubts until I saw that. Very reassuring!

thmnwlf , in Check your email for the verification code we just sent you.

a check? ok bye, ive never understood what the fuck that shit should do… like what about cash or just a simple transfer? why do people use checks?

ours ,

I’ve never used a check in my life. I can’t imagine who would accept one in my country.

OldWoodFrame , in Check your email for the verification code we just sent you.

What does it even mean “one less account to track?” The money is still coming from a bank account, if you track the money in your account you would still have to account for a check, and it would be even worse if the check isn’t cashed right away.

Is it that you don’t have the monthly credit card bill if you send a check? But you’re spending the same amount of money regardless, checks are more like one-off credit card transactions, that don’t confirm payment like a credit card does. Checks are worse for the payment-neurotic. That’s maybe an argument for debit cards, it’s not an argument for checks.

Diurnambule , in take it easy now, we don't need any rush hour rambos!

I never knew you could do that with shoes… This change my entire point of vue about cowboy shoes. From ridiculous it went for “amazing their is pockets inside”

Mr_Fish , in Jurassic Park

Everyone has run like captain Jack Sparrow at some point

Rhynoplaz , in boardgameme.png

I mean, isn’t the game there to fill in the awkward silences and hopefully prompt interaction between players?

RiderExMachina ,

Probably. I’m too autistic to recognize when those prompts happen, so I usually play all my board games in silence.

Sombyr ,
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Meanwhile I’m too autistic to tell when they AREN’T happening, and just keep talking until somebody respectfully tells me to shut up an take my turn.

TheDarksteel94 ,

No no. It’s there to crush your enemies, see them driven before you and hear the lamentations of their women, of course. You know, like Monopoly?

danny801 , in We were in a discussion about preffered standard salt (Sea Salt) when..
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  • idiomaddict ,

    It’s not a bad thing to allow members to all communicate with everyone. If I joined a discord server and didn’t have permission to participate immediately (or after filling out the survey/age verification/etc.), I’d leave. If I was that shameless a streamer, I’d lie on the survey.

    LwL ,

    Allowing everyone to ping @everyone is asking for it though.

    knorke3 ,

    Depends on the server size and the people usually on it tbh.

    LwL ,

    If it’s a public server (which the op would imply) then it’s a problem because any idiot could join. Of course for some small server with friends it’s fine. Though I have it off on mine anyway because people assume they don’t have perms and will just write @everyone anyway

    knorke3 , in Here's Proof that Earth is flat

    If you look very closely, you will be able to see that they actually curve with a radius of 6.371km - might want to get your eyes checked if you can’t see that…

    Lucidlethargy , in Check your email for the verification code we just sent you.

    A check has your checking account number on it. Please don’t write checks. Use cash.

    nexguy ,
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    Cash has a globally unique identifiable number on it for tracing. Please use the barter system.

    vonbaronhans ,

    Cash has an identifier on it, but unlike a check that identifier doesn’t identify you.

    dullbananas ,
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    Your digestive system can remove the number

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=3InUXuiTZk8

    ghost_of_faso2 ,
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    yeah hold on let me just barter with my convience store for some food

    BorgDrone ,

    Checks? Cash? What year is this?

    PlantDadManGuy ,

    Welcome to dystopia 2024 hellhole edition. We’ve got mail theft, check fraud, genocide and fascism. 🤠

    corsicanguppy , in math is hard

    I worry that people who can get onto the internet find fractions a challenge.

    southsamurai ,
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    It’s why my favorite way to troll the usual “why isn’t everyone on metric” goombahs is to tell them they’re just too lazy and/or dumb to do math with fractions.

    ASeriesOfPoorChoices ,

    I mean, I’m too lazy, but really - why make life harder than it has to be?

    southsamurai ,
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    It isn’t actually harder. At all. People just think it is because them funny / signs is different from regular math. So they get put off by it even if they’re actually good at it because they’ve built the idea of hating fractions even though it’s a very intuitive thing.

    You take a string, fold it in half, you’ve got a fraction in front of you. The rest follows from that basic principle. But when you put it on paper, the only thing that isn’t obvious is dividing fractions. Even then, you could figure it out on your own with a bit of thought.

    Unfortunately, you jam a bunch of kids in a room and make them do boring things, often being taught by someone that isn’t actually good at math, and may have no desire to teach math in the first place, and you get droves of kids that hate math. Someone that likes math, and has spent time playing with it, they’ll have a way of translating it into different terms. Instead, you go by the book regardless of if the book works for kids of a given age.

    Fractions are just as easy as decimal. You can’t imagine how many kids struggle with division in decimals, or even just keeping the number line in mind when dealing with them.

    The one belt benefit decimal has over fractions is the ability to write things out by line and do most problems (other than division) in a simple box. That goes away once you’re dividing though. Dividing fractions is easier for some.

    Also, fractions are easier to estimate with. You can almost always guesstimate what half of a thing will be, so you can almost always keep going until the fraction is too small visually to detect. Eyeballing a tenth of something is not as easy for most people.

    Besides, it’s good for your brain. It’s like a muscle in that regard. If you don’t use it, it gets flabby. Flabby brains lead to shitty thinking.

    ASeriesOfPoorChoices ,

    I’m lazy, that’s why I prefer metric. It’s infinitely easier than dealing with fractions.

    apotheotic ,

    I don’t think this was shared because people are finding it a “challenge” it just looks funny.

    It takes all of a few seconds for your actual mathematical processing to kick in and you go “oh yeah duh” but its just a funky little string of numbers.

    It lives in the same camp as how none of the >3 whole multiples of 17 feel like multiples of 17. 68? Preposterous.

    akrz , in Jurassic Park

    Me as zendaya from challengers these days

    Sabre363 , in Here's Proof that Earth is flat

    Small thing not see big ball, small thing only see flat meaningless existence

    g0d0fm15ch13f , in We were in a discussion about preffered standard salt (Sea Salt) when..
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    Sorry that you haven’t tried himalayan salt brother

    OttoVonNoob OP ,

    Oh I like the pink stuff, I just feel sea has a stronger flavour and mixes better with Olive oil. The pink stuff is healthier though right?

    g0d0fm15ch13f ,
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    Honestly idk lol, but the first time I made cookies topped with himalayan salt flakes I became an instant convert from sea salt and haven’t looked back.

    Annoyed_Crabby ,
    alcoholicorn ,

    What about MSG, KCl, and the salts that have trace minerals?

    Hupf ,

    You should only use them in water that has trace solvents.

    anyhow2503 ,

    Consider what trace minerals actually means, then think about the tiny amounts of salt used for cooking.

    SuperSaiyanSwag , in math is hard

    It won’t keep you up if you just think of Divide as just multiplying by the fraction

    Sylvartas ,

    Yeah I was gonna comment that 0.25*(1/0.5) = 0.5 doesn’t look nearly as weird

    SuperSaiyanSwag ,

    I didn’t specify fully, but I was just thinking 1/4 * 2/1

    Sylvartas ,

    Imo, as soon as you write it as 0.25 multiplied by a fraction it works, because you can then easily see that it’s the same as (1/4)*2

    ComradeKhoumrag ,
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    The math looks perfectly fine. But when people phrase “half of a quarter” I think they have (1/2)*(1/4) in mind, instead of 0.25/0.5

    apotheotic ,

    But this isn’t “half of a quarter” this is “the reciprocal of a half, of a quarter”

    Half of a quarter is 0.25/2 or 0.25*1/2

    ComradeKhoumrag ,
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    I know, but to me this meme doesn’t make sense to me unless I assume the person reading the math Expression is interpreting its real world application.

    25 / 5 = 5 and nobodies head exploded. That’s just evaluating a math Expression. .25 / .5 = .5 is the same. It’s not a “my brain can’t comprehend how to evaluate expressions” as the meme suggests.

    However, if someone who doesnt do much algebra thought to themselves “I need half of a quarter”, then I could understand why their brain might “hurt” as the meme suggests, for a similar reason why adding 20 degree Celsius water to 20 degree Celsius water doesn’t make 40 degree Celsius wate

    I’m probably reading into it too much, but the meme just doesn’t feel like a “mind fuck that keeps me up at night”. I’m looking for reasons to try and explain it, but it’s just a math expression at the end of the day

    blindsight ,

    I think you nailed the confusion in this meme.

    To simplify: it’s confusing that ½ = 0.5, but 1/2 ≠ 1/0.5

    apotheotic ,

    I think the meme is an exaggeration of the situation for comedic effect. It just looks silly at first glance, I don’t believe the OP is kept up at night by this, and is rather making a remark about how it doesn’t instantly feel intuitive as a result (to use the 20 Celsius water example, its the same kind of momentary “wtf?” as 40 Celsius water not being twice as hot as 20 Celsius water. After a moment you remember “oh derp yeah we’re missing 273.15 kelvin in this picture lol”)

    henfredemars , in Check your email for the verification code we just sent you.

    Password Manager

    There will be lots of a useless accounts you have to make in life. Scale yourself. Many such accounts will not be optional. At least this one provides you with some value.

    toastal ,

    Hard why not both? You should use a password manager & create less accounts on platforms or sharing your phone/email if you can help it.

    henfredemars ,

    Sure, in general yes. But in reference to the comment, writing a check they would already have my name address and some reference to my bank account details even without the online account, which implies a high degree of trust.

    If I need an account to read an article on a website? Then I’m not interested in reading your article.

    toastal ,

    V true. I was think more along the lines of any sort of cash, debit, check transfer that doesn’t involve accounts or folks skimming money off the top rather than checks specifically when interpretting the meme.

    blind3rdeye ,

    Password managers are good; but keeping track of passwords is not the main problem with making online accounts for everything.

    Zerush ,
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    Every account need a valid mail direction, ofte als with 2FA a phone number, both pretty easy to track in the network. Every website know your ISP, your public IP, your OS and a lot of other data which they can store and sell it to third parties for commercial reasons. Never create an account if it is not essential for you.

    henfredemars ,

    Pretty sure that a company that I would otherwise write checks to with my name address and phone number already has the lion’s share of those details. My IP address and operating system are the least of my concern in that case.

    Hiding my IP address from the power company seems like a limited improvement.

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