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Switorik , in Truly a bittersweet moment

When I graduated, I had no clue what I was going to do with my life. Still don’t. It’s been 15 years.

I’m not sure how I feel.

FeelThePower ,
@FeelThePower@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

same here, no ambitions or anything.

Wogi ,

I had the same problem and spent 15 years in shitty customer service jobs before quitting and going to trade school.

It’s worked out really well.

Switorik ,

I ended up joining the trades. It wasn’t fun but I got to a position I can tolerate.

Blaze , in Last one, i've been farming Ai for memes but last one with lore
@Blaze@reddthat.com avatar
BlueMagma , in You don't have to use gyroelongation

Must have something to do with the fact that icosahedron is dodecahedron’s dual

thefrankring , in Last one, i've been farming Ai for memes but last one with lore
@thefrankring@lemmy.world avatar

If Google tries to lock me in, watch me lock me out.

ThePyroPython , in Last one, i've been farming Ai for memes but last one with lore

I mean if this is Google’s new Google+ moment there’s only one person we can call upon in our time of need:

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Starkstruck ,

I legitimately can’t stop laughing at this omg

GenosseFlosse ,

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aldalire , in You don't have to use gyroelongation

Pretty neat

electric , in Truly a bittersweet moment

Enjoy freedom! Keep in touch with your friends, if you had any/liked them.

RandomVideos , in Last one, i've been farming Ai for memes but last one with lore

Reminds me of a facebook reel in which allegedly a doctor recommends to drink at least 3-5 coffees a day

can ,

Me when self medicating adhd

Window_Error_Noises ,
@Window_Error_Noises@lemmy.world avatar

Self-medicating ADHD sufferers recommend consuming 3-5 entire pots of coffee a day, and a treat of another 150-300mg before bed

can , (edited )

Tbh 3 cups could still easily* be me while properly medicated.

pearsaltchocolatebar ,

I drank more coffee when I was taking Adderall than when I stopped.

can ,

That’s interesting. I wonder why that is.

brygphilomena ,

Mine was a monster every two hours on my break. So much sugar and caffeine.

TrickDacy , in Last one, i've been farming Ai for memes but last one with lore

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/aa0d9427-5033-4a9a-9933-5d0b3436c042.png

I’m going to start calling all these bullshit posts as they are.

They aren’t entertaining. Karma is not even a thing anymore on Lemmy. So why are you lying?

schteph ,

I won’t say they’re not making it up, but their screenshot has “AI overview”, yours doesn’t. It is probable that “normal” google gives different results than “AI” Google.

cottonmon ,
@cottonmon@lemmy.world avatar

I tried it on the Gemini web app and couldn’t replicate the results. Is that different from the AI overview?

Atrichum ,

My understanding is that Google is doing a partial roll out of AI summary so most people don’t have it yet.

TrickDacy ,

So that pulled out text essentially saying the exact opposite of what the OP screenshot says is not the same thing?

Zron ,

No, that’s a card that’s been standard in Google searches for years. It basically copy pastes an excerpt from an article written by someone else.

The AI card is an entirely new feature that is being rolled out where an LLM attempts to fill the same roll without deliberately copying a third party source.

mlg ,
@mlg@lemmy.world avatar

This is a normal engine search lol. All the memes are from the AI response feature, similar to Bing’s GPT tab.

blackbirdbiryani ,

That’s a featured snippet, so not AI at all.

eatham ,
@eatham@aussie.zone avatar

This is about the new ai thing on Google, which you clearly don’t have, so they probably arnt lying. Look at the post before you reply.

TrickDacy ,

I literally only replied because I looked at it. Just because there’s a small tagline present in theirs doesn’t mean anything

meliaesc ,

Wow you’re dense. Google released a new feature, Artificial Intelligence summaries. Your screenshot does not have that feature.

TrickDacy ,

Thanks prick

AWistfulNihilist , (edited )

I just need to assure you sir, you were actually the prick in this exchange. Have a great day!

futurism.com/…/ceo-google-ai-hallucinations

TrickDacy ,

Ah, the transphobe returns to white knight for the asshole

In any case nothing you say matters

AWistfulNihilist ,

LMAO, I love it when you show your ass like that in front of all these people!

TrickDacy ,

Oh won’t you explain your jk Rowling views for us? ;)

It will be very popular

AWistfulNihilist ,

Uuuuum ok, JK Rowling is a shitty person who does her best to be on Twitter 24/7 with the other animals. Bigot, competly enamored with her own creation, and totally believing everyone who’s ever said she’s a genius. Ego driven nightmare.

What does that have do to with you being objectively wrong and kind of an asshole in this thread? You know it all, terminally online jackasses never fail to out yourselves with your goal post moving.

Oh I get it… Your ego is a problem for you personally as well, right?

TrickDacy ,

Ah so you just hate people that refuse to buy Rowling’s shit? Comment history exists bud

AWistfulNihilist ,

Wow, you are really butthurt by being wrong about the Google AI…

Oh my God, I see, you are conflating the fact that I confirmed that people will call you a transphobe for buying the Harry Potter game by calling me a transphobe. Then I think went back and forth with a terminally online twatter (was that you?) who really wanted me to engage in a debate I wasn’t having.

I think, and correct me if I’m wrong, clearly this made much more of an impact on you than it did on me (I think this was like months ago). Yes, I don’t agree with performative boycotts that have no true impact beyond preaching to the choir, that includes all the fucking incel stellar blade shit. I think I also pointed out that by engaging in these performative boycotts, you just encourage other people you don’t agree with to also engage in performative boycotts.

Again, so crazy you got so butthurt that you had to drag a discussion we must have a quarter ago that didn’t impact me at all.

TrickDacy ,

Didn’t read this, transphobe

AWistfulNihilist ,

You did all this just because you were so ego hurt over being smugly wrong in a meme thread!

LMFAO, but you were right, people didn’t like my opinion, this was fun!

TrickDacy ,

This either. Purposely ignored every word

AWistfulNihilist ,

Did you cover the text with your thumb when the notification popped up, or are you just really good at ignoring things?

If it was me, I probably would have noticed the LMFAO just by reflex.

TrickDacy ,

This either, terf simp

AWistfulNihilist ,

I mean, you’re getting the message, clicking reply, and typing out your reply, I’m genuinely amazed at you ability to both interact with this text but but ignore it. It just seems like so much more work than blocking.

Zetaphor ,
@Zetaphor@zemmy.cc avatar

Bro just accept the L and quit while you still can

Edit: I just saw the thread 💀

ricecake ,

Your’s is a “featured snippet”, which is where it highlights a relevant portion from a top result.
The AI results have the AI synthesize a new sentence or set of paragraphs answering the question using data from multiple sources.

They’re different results because you didn’t seem to get the AI search results. After making it available to everyone they’ve been hit with a bunch of weird results and have started scrambling to manually remove the particularly strange ones as they crop up.

This is what it typically looks like:

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/872cf6c6-c7a8-40e1-94e6-9cc6b14bdee1.png

TrickDacy ,

There is a lab icon which I clicked and I shows me this.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/05882744-4322-48fc-9a03-c8960de86d0b.png

Then if I click the try example button I see this

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/79727e80-5c45-4c18-bd49-7142351b0290.png

I’m pretty sure they are just testing different UI presentations of that same feature.

ricecake ,

No, yours literally says “featured snippets”, as opposed to something saying it’s AI generated.

support.google.com/websearch/answer/9351707?hl=en

TrickDacy ,

Fair enough. Thanks for not being a dick about it like some of the others were

FreshLight , in You don't have to use gyroelongation

No fucking way!

That’s the best piece of info I’ve had today!

Ballistic_86 , in Last one, i've been farming Ai for memes but last one with lore

I think it is interesting to point out that AI will be good, maybe too good. It isn’t right now, it’s a novelty in the early stages of such mass adoption that a lot of the consequences are just starting to appear.

The phones owned by Gen A in 40 years will have a useful, realistic, and default AI assistant. It just sucks that the development of this technology is only driven by late-stage capitalism.

CileTheSane , in Last one, i've been farming Ai for memes but last one with lore
@CileTheSane@lemmy.ca avatar

This reminds me: I need to change my default search engine.

brbposting ,

SearXNG: poor man’s Kagi (one seemingly reputable instance)

On iOS, I set my default search to DuckDuckGo, and enabled Hyperweb on the DDG domain to redirect to SearXNG. I use a Google Images bookmark saved as a favorite when I need images (SearXNG results inferior even when using Google as the sole engine).

I anecdotally suspect Kagi of astroturfing btw, but after some free trials it seems to be about the best Google alternative - gotta be [earning like] a [US-based] knowledge worker though, or really care about search.

VicentAdultman ,

One thing that keeps me coming back to Google is shopping, or searching for online stores, or searching for prices. The shopping tab is somewhat useful and I don’t know any other search engine that does it (because it’s barely a search engine thing tho)

peeonyou ,
@peeonyou@lemmy.ml avatar

you don’t even have to go to the shopping tab anymore… even if you’re just looking for information on something they mix in shopping results right at the top

google is gigantic piece of shit

KISSmyOSFeddit ,

ddg image search is superior to Google’s though.

brbposting ,

https://files.catbox.moe/ogw9s4.gif

I’m kidddddding I’m kidding!

You’ve once again reminded me to properly catalog my comparison searches. Only one I could find in my screenshots:

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/0a37e9e8-ff40-4f0b-8011-1efe50d0ee69.jpeg

I start with !ddgi but more than half the time hit it with a !gi bang to go over to the Alphabet Adware Image search. I swear I’m gonna catalog this stuff and then maybe it’ll be apparent:

  • I do weird searches
  • Google is search bubbling me even when I’m private browsing
  • I’m misperceiving the frequency at which DDG image searches actually fail me

Or maybe my use cases are fairly normal and Goog really is superior, TBD!

mahhkk ,

I’ve been really liking Kagi. It’s been my default for about 5 months now.

Scary_le_Poo , in Last one, i've been farming Ai for memes but last one with lore
@Scary_le_Poo@beehaw.org avatar

The difference is that Google+ was actually a wonderful product.

But a couple years down the line Google did what Google does and destroyed it from the inside making it worse and worse until it was just a shell of what it started out being.

bolexforsoup , (edited )

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Scary_le_Poo ,
@Scary_le_Poo@beehaw.org avatar

If you were into tech, the tech people were amazing. Yonatan Zunger comes to mind. He was a backend engineer at Google and the guy was great.

I also met many people who are still friends, many of whom became real life friends too.

I even got an amazing job thanks to my contacts on g+.

The feed layout was awesome. The fact that everything got fed to rss. The fact that you could tailor posts so easily. God I miss it. Only social media I’ve ever really been a part of.

It was wonderful ♥️

bolexforsoup , (edited )

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Scary_le_Poo ,
@Scary_le_Poo@beehaw.org avatar

Please don’t misunderstand, I’m not saying that your experience isn’t valid, I am merely providing a counterpoint based upon my own experience.

bolexforsoup , (edited )

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Laser ,

Also basically every Linux big name posted there. It was so great. I’m still sad it’s gone

PeriodicallyPedantic ,

A wonderful product or a wonderful community? It sounds like you’re describing the people who were on it and not the platform itself.

Scary_le_Poo ,
@Scary_le_Poo@beehaw.org avatar

The platform was wonderful. Intuitive, powerful, everything every other platform was not. Google started killing it slowly long before it died, but in its heyday it was amazing.

PeriodicallyPedantic ,

I have to admit I mostly only used it for testing purposes. I worked on a product that integrated with it, and I remember it being frustrating to work with. I forget the details of what frustrated me about it, though.

MonkeMischief ,

Google did what Google does

I remember wrapping my head around “Google Wave” and being like “Hey that sounds nea–oh it’s gone already?”

Scary_le_Poo ,
@Scary_le_Poo@beehaw.org avatar

Dude for real. Wave was awesome.

butsbutts , in Truly a bittersweet moment

now go make money!!!

Glitch ,

Forrreeeevvvvveerrrr

Appoxo ,
@Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

And no summer breaks or whatever. :(

Spacehooks ,

Well retirement if lucky

AIhasUse , in Last one, i've been farming Ai for memes but last one with lore

This is especially interesting, considering he left Google 3 years ago, according to his website. It’s a bit misleading to put this old tweet up alongside a recent Google screenshot.

inefficient_electron ,

He posted about it on mastodon 7 days ago, so I don’t think it’s an old tweet. Maybe his personal website is just out of date? social.coop/

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