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vk6flab , in No, I don't want to design a logo for a coffee shop in fucking skype.
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You realise that this is because Microsoft spent billions of dollars on what amounts to a new version of “Clippy” and it’s just as helpful as the original.

If you’re unfamiliar with the abomination, it’s a dumber version of Copilot.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Office_Assistant

ryannathans ,

If they make it look like a paperclip and almost as useful I’d consider it

nifty ,
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a new version of “Clippy” and it’s just as helpful as the original.

And somehow infinitely less charming

guycls OP ,

Oh, I’m somewhat familiar. Our school computer lab when setup had all windows 95 machines and I later got a xp at home so I got to play with office 2000 and such.

Iirc it never was able to help me with something. I thought they put in a interactive mascot or something. Like a mini-game you can play with while typing a letter to your principal.

Copilot has been little helpful sometimes though when I want to generate images of things made out of jeans.

MonkderDritte ,

Wait, clippy was supposed to be helpful?

vk6flab ,
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Yeah, “Microsoft helpful”, not actually helpful.

RootBeerGuy , in No, I don't want to design a logo for a coffee shop in fucking skype.
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Skype still… exists?

BCsven ,

It is Microsoft Teams now, but older installs had it called Skype for Business

ryannathans ,

Uh it’s still skype for personal use

guycls OP ,

Yeah, likely they’re using the same backend to provide voip services (maybe skype’s backend just scaled up) . Teams must’ve borrowed something from skype given how haphazardly it was developed and released.

Ephera ,

MS Teams actually makes use of WebRTC. That’s a standard for VoIP (and similar) via web browsers. Mozilla and Google standardized that a few years ago and implemented it in their browsers, so what Microsoft did, is that they basically shipped a whole Google Chrome to users.

I believe, they did rip some code from Skype for Business for the integration into Windows, though. In the early days, the OS would say that the Teams notifications came from Skype for Business.

BCsven ,

yep and running teams would have skype services running…here is MS PR

Transitioning from Skype for Business to Microsoft Teams To deliver smarter calling and meeting experiences with intelligent communications, we are bringing Skype for Business capabilities into Microsoft Teams

Phen ,

Skype for business barely had anything to do with Skype tho, other than the name.

flamingo_pinyata ,

If you write apps integrating with MS Teams you still sometimes get exceptions mentioning Skype. I’m pretty sure they reused a decent part of the code

guycls OP ,

I mostly use it to make international calls cause sometimes the country my folks are living in shuts down the cellular internet for some reason when major exams/riots are happening and whatsapp stops working.

Imaging telling a whole nation of people they can’t use internet on their 500+ dollar phone. The fuck did they buy them for, playing temple run?

cm0002 ,

Riots I get, but…exams? You’re telling me that they’ll shutdown the entire countries cellular internet…to stop some students from… cheating?

ChairmanMeow ,
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Yup, they shut it off for a couple of hours during exams so students won’t cheat.

Or at least, won’t cheat using the internet.

lud ,

South Korea? I heard they are insane when it comes to exams.

Thekingoflorda ,
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Algeria, Syria, Iraq and Jordan apparently. Source: Algeria, Syria, Iraq and Jordan

guycls OP ,

India. Small correction, they don’t shut it down for entire country, just the state ditricts the exams are happening in.

edition.cnn.com/2021/09/28/tech/…/index.html

India still seems to be leading country doing shutdowns though.

aljazeera.com/…/in-2022-the-world-saw-187-interne…

onion ,

Btw you can suggest them the Briar messenger app. It can send messages via nearby peoples phones if they also have Briar. So if enough people installed it, a city could have it’s own messaging network even when the official one is down

xilona ,

Those “briar clients” still use the “same” internet…

It could work if clients/nodes would exchange data using other channel (lora/bluetooth/etc)

onion ,

It could work if clients/nodes would exchange data using other channel

That’s exactly what it does

guycls OP ,

Nice, I don’t think I’ll be able to convince the whole city to install it though :-)

onion ,

Maybe you could suggest it to people who organize protest

guycls OP ,

Good point.

hungryphrog ,

Exams???

original_reader ,

It’s still one of the best options for video calling. Available on all the major platforms, no time limits, the quality is great. International call rates are some of the cheapest out there.

Big downside though: it’s not so great on the privacy side.

lowleveldata , in Don't be a dick leave old people alone.

Really just don’t be a dick and go around to scam people

nigh7y , in Don't judge a book by...wha???

Clickbait before clickbait was a thing

qjkxbmwvz , in Don't be a dick leave old people alone.

I just say my name is Bigus Dickus whenever they call me. They usually hang up or insult me.

For the “car’s extended warranty” I just tell them it’s a 1969 Wayne Industries Batmobile. They usually just say they don’t provide coverage for that car and hang up.

reversebananimals ,

I jokingly said “1999 Honda Fit” so many times that now they call me asking about that fictional car.

Imgonnatrythis ,

Thank goodness you called. My 2002 Kia Dia-reeha warranty is just about to expire.

HootinNHollerin ,

Double D DeLorean

TheBat ,
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Tell them your car is Mader Chod. Or Ben Chod.

Kittywumpus , in If people use it and they don't post or comment, it could go dark
Drusas , in He does that a lot.

omg, I actually chuckled. I basically never do that to memes.

saltesc , in Don't be a dick leave old people alone.

It’s gonna happen to you and your grandkids are gonna be wondering how you managed to get scammed by such obvious AI mimicking government entities with it’s own complex ecosystem running milliseconds behind reality.

parpol ,

Our grandkids’ personal AI assistants are going to get scammed by scammers’ personal AI assistants, sending all their v-bucks to India.

OttoVonNoob OP ,

My family member who I often lock horns over politics was almost scammed. Everyone eas giving him a hard time and he was anxious about me giving him shit. I told him, it wasn’t his fault someone tried to steal from you. Theyre in the wrong, not you. He was very taken back and grateful. It can happen to anyone those Cock Dinosaurs try to induce fight or flight.

shneancy ,

despite being tech savvy and knowledgeable about various scamming methods I once nearly fell for an obvious scam.

I was expecting a package and when I woke up in the morning I saw on my phone that there was a delivery attempt. Clicked the link to redirect/retry delivery and only when it asked me for my banking details it hit me- what the hell was the postman doing at 5am trying to deliver packages?

anybody can get scammed, hell, the famous “i troll scammers” youtube guy once fell for a scam and nearly lost his youtube account! Getting cocky is the worst you can do

aeki ,

I like that Cory Doctorow is pretty open about having been scammed despite being quite well informed, because it really can happen to anyone. It just takes the right convergence of factors.

pluralistic.net/2024/02/05/cyber-dunning-kruger/

NegativeLookBehind , in He does that a lot.
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Lol godeem

linkhidalgogato , in Uncanny Valley

yes other hominins or maybe fear is the standard response to something u are completely unprepared for evolutionary.

set_secret , in gotta wonder why the aliens would build these rooms

Well the electric lighting is a nice addition

MiDaBa , in gotta wonder why the aliens would build these rooms

I’m fairly certain this is an old Quake map.

radicalautonomy ,
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Not sure if you are goofin’, but that is a Tony Hawk level.

soggy_kitty ,

No, I just read the caption and it’s clearly from unreal tournament

lauha ,

Definitely Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2

Cognitive_Dissident , in gotta wonder why the aliens would build these rooms

Probably just an afterlife man-cave for the Pharoah

Mr_Dr_Oink , in gotta wonder why the aliens would build these rooms

Isnt it jsut 1 half of the first level? I seem to recall there being a large plane in the middle.

fontane ,

That’s THPS2

shadearg ,
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And it was a proper Warehouse successor, too.

My two favorite maps.

PiJiNWiNg , in Rishi Sunak announcing national service plans

I know they havent said what the punishments would be for non-compliance (Fines? Witholding of public services?), but without jail time attached to it, that just tells me the rich folks are gonna pay their way out (as usual), and those without the means are stuck getting totally-not-drafted.

lolcatnip ,

Mandatory service that you can pay to get out of is literally just enslavement of poor people.

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