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robocall , in gone awry
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Seagulls will pick out your eyeballs and eat them while you’re still alive when they can.

HulkSmashBurgers ,

Then shit in the sockets.

alsimoneau , in USA presidential candidates

Trump is more Zapp Brannigan

Shard , in noticing details

Too late. Gun is in recoil recovery, means you’ve already been hit. Take all the time you need to figure it out.

Thcdenton ,

No gunsmoke, she bringin the gun down from hollywood ready

roguetrick ,

Had to cock that ole colt peacemaker single action first.

DaMonsterKnees , in Oblivious Galactic Collision

Inhibitors got it, no stress.

scrion , in gone awry

Oh look, its Fabio.

kambusha ,
scrion ,

I watched a few videos before I realized Bobby Fingers is Mr. Chrome, and it made me unreasonably happy.

Annoyed_Crabby , in gone awry

It’s a headboop! Mean it love you!

robocall , in noticing details
@robocall@lemmy.world avatar

When you draw two faces on your face for an interesting picture

qooqie , in Checkmate Valve

Where did they say this?

calabast ,

In response to a customer support message. resetera.com/…/to-anyone-who-is-curious-no-you-ca…

shneancy ,

I think this is more of a defence against scammers honestly, with a convincing enough scam you could make valve belive an account holder was dead and you’re a family member wanting to transfer their account to yours.

Hell, I saw my dead friend’s account message me in Russian, contacted support about it, and all they could do was remove the hacker’s access, not even lock or delete that account.

And how could they? Unless you have your full name, address, and other identifying information somewhere on your account (strongly ill-advised, obviously) Valve can’t cross check it with a death certificate and take action, for all they know you could be cooperating with the hacker or submitting fake information to “prank” your friend by getting their account removed.

Allowing account transfers would open a whole new can of worms.

Just write down the password and login if you know you’re going to go. I don’t think Valve under Gabe would have issues with that. Though I do worry for its future

TheDarkQuark , in house always wins

Bet that thing has a bidet!

Licensed_to_ill , in you are obsessed

Can someone explain the pooping thing to me? Ive been away for a business trip for the entire week, I haven’t pooped in 3 days either. Why does the person who hasn’t pooped matter? What’s up with these memes?

Kissaki ,
mexicancartel , in noticing details

Shame on you. I am still going to figure out the details ignoring my death

hemko , in house always wins

I’m gonna need this template :o

MrJameGumb , in house always wins
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I guess it would depend on how badly I need to use the bathroom… If it’s becoming an emergency situation then I’ll go pretty much anywhere.

Most people get way less picky once they’re legitimately afraid they’ll shit their pants

bloubz ,

Afraid? I live to shit my pants

altima_neo , in house always wins
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Is the toilet seat his macaque?

MrJameGumb ,
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thefartographer , in house always wins

It’s gonna be really difficult not to piss on my pants through the crevasse under the toilet seat with this guaranteed boner material

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