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thefrankring , in We want gay money too
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Gay money is still money

Gormadt , in The fuk? Please help me complete this insane captcha
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I AM HUMAN!

I hate to be the one to break it to you friend but neither of us are.

I would have picked the burger as well.

Zagorath ,
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It looks like a Maccas burger. Famously long-lived.

lemmyseizethemeans , in smoking

Use the gum. Get rid of all the ashtrays. Chew and park it. You can quit but you have to understand it’s forever

synae , in Jumping up the Maslow’s hierarchy
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I thought these were mugs at first, which is a different kind of funny

Varven , in Velociraptor-free workplace
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Is this jurassic park or smth

Godric , in The fuk? Please help me complete this insane captcha

Nice try, robot!

Ioughttamow , (edited ) in smoking

First time I quit I’d get the occasional craving, the second time I have maybe had a craving once. I think what helped me the second time was a minor health scare, (why is my tongue sloughing?), first kid on the way, and I reallly got into cardio

Edit: I smoked from 2007 to 2014? And then 2017? To 2020
Amount varied widely, but I probably went through a pack in 3 days average. Only hit a pack a day during finals week heh.

Marduk73 , in True work stories
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Naw new engineer, im like thank god heres a new lightning rod.

cymbal_king , in smoking

It’s hard, but there are more adults in the U.S. alive today who have successfully quit smoking than currently smoke.

Check out SmokeFree.gov for free science-based resources!

Donkter , in The fuk? Please help me complete this insane captcha

It probably should be burger. But that seems like a trick since I’ve never seen a burger referred to having a “lifespan”

chemical_cutthroat , in The fuk? Please help me complete this insane captcha
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Weird, they don’t have “My most recent attempt at a 401(k)” in there…

mouserat , in The fuk? Please help me complete this insane captcha

Did you solve it? It looks as if it’s generated. I would guess it’s the lower fridge in case the items are supposed to be falling and the fridge will be the first one to hit the floor.

NaibofTabr ,

I would guess it’s the lower fridge in case the items are supposed to be falling and the fridge will be the first one to hit the floor.

wut.

can , in Protect yourself friends.

Soulja boy used to do this but instead of executables he’d put his songs. Genius strategy.

Grayox , in smoking
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Stopping smoking is easy, i used to do it every time my cigarette went out, quitting on the other hand is a lifelong task, but it is worth the struggle. I still crave cigarettes to this day, but dont miss being a slave to that addiction. I would literally collect cigarette butts off the ground and reroll them. If i can quit so can you.

Rubisco , in smoking

Nonsense. You got this. I believe in you.

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