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rothaine , in LimeWire.exe

Hmm why is this song I downloaded only 35KB?

Alien_Ant_Farm-Smooth_Criminal.mp3.exe

Yeah not gonna click that

Bipta ,

That filename brings me back.

outdated_belated ,

Lmao, I remember trying to do that dance and skinning my foot on a jagged floorboard

My friends’ parents were mad but in retrospect, sorta on them for having that janky floor

tubbadu , in lemmy OC

Omg this is literally me

chewbacastheory , in LimeWire.exe

There is a song that I can no longer access on an old iPod. It was that song “Better Off Alone” by Alice DJ, but it had like extra songs added into it kinda like a mashup of a few other songs. How I WISH I could go back and download it on Limewire. :(

Kolanaki , in “Both sides are the same. It is just a different perspective”
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

One dude sees a 6. One dude sees a 9.

I look at it and see a broken soda can tab.

ubermeisters , in Light Bulbs and Your Mouth: A Cautionary Tale
@ubermeisters@lemmy.world avatar

I’m with the commenter. I hate that someone seeded this in my brain ever.

ivanafterall ,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

Come on. Do it, pussy.

MyNameIsIgglePiggle ,

You know it goes in easily.

Given its shape it could also fit in other parts of the body but might be hard to remove.

I suppose if you get it stuck elsewhere you could use a socket to screw into the bulb and extract it

ivanafterall ,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

That's...not the worst idea I've ever heard...

Mouselemming ,

The worse version doesn’t include unplugging the lamp

Jenn , in LimeWire.exe

I went full circle. Downloaded from Napster back in the day, and now I subscribe to their streaming service. They apparently pay artists better than some of the other streamers, too.

comfisofa , in Posting my favorite memes

This was me, until I discovered Super Tux Kart a few months ago. I play at least 2 hours a day of that game.

terminhell , in Jiv me a break

.jeff

Drhype ,
@Drhype@sh.itjust.works avatar

Bezos

dandroid ,

I have a friend named Geoff who says gif with a hard G. I like to pronounce his name with a hard G after that. Geff.

Nyla_Smokeyface , in Jiv me a break

I was devastated to learn the creators intended it to be pronounced “jif” like the peanut butter brand

Taako_Tuesday ,

Me too. I feel like no one pronounced it jif before they said that, and now we have to have an eternal debate over it

snowe ,
@snowe@programming.dev avatar

That’s literally how every programmer pronounced it before it became an Internet sensation. It had a marketing campaign to “sell” the format because that’s how new standards were created initially. They explicitly chose to name it after the peanut butter because it allowed them to give it a catchy phrase to sell it even better “choosy developers choose gif”.

Soundhole ,

You mean steal a catchy phrase lol.

Surface_Detail ,

Yeah, because it’s a jraphical interface format.

kittenspronkles ,

So do you say j-feg? Because the p stands for photographic

KIM_JONG_JUICEBOX ,
@KIM_JONG_JUICEBOX@lemmy.ml avatar

Giraffical

pythonoob ,

One of the common nonsensical arguments heard. What’s the next one?

SeedyOne ,

One of the few times I don’t care what the creator says, he was wrong.

MeetInPotatoes ,

And yet your mind knows it’s not possible for him to be wrong since he named it.

dandroid ,

I say dʒɪf, but the way the person who invented it wants you to say it is a really dumb basis for how something is pronounced, imo.

queermunist , in Teachers don't understand
@queermunist@lemmy.ml avatar

They’re training you to only go to the bathroom during breaks at work.

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

My bladder and colon are shy unless I am pissing/shitting on someone else’s time.

SyJ ,

Sentences that should have stopped one word earlier

VikingHippie , (edited )

Technically a word, a letter and an apostrophe, but I’ll allow it.

illectrility ,

What about the space?

VikingHippie ,

It can stay as long as it promises to behave.

WarmSoda ,

Time and a half shits on Sundays is great

Gormadt ,
@Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

A few years back I was working on Memorial Day getting paid my holiday pay (8 hours pay to stay home) plus time and a half for working on a day I’d normally not.

That 2.5x pay to take a shit was so satisfying.

WarmSoda ,

Shittin the Dream right there. Nice

Gormadt ,
@Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

10/10 would do it again

Rooty ,

I take bathroom breaks whenever I like it at work. School is the only place where you have to have o
permission from an authority figure to relieve yourself. Abolish kid prisons.

queermunist ,
@queermunist@lemmy.ml avatar

I work on a production line - in order to take a bathroom break I need someone to break me out and cover for me.

And due to the so-called labor shortage, we’re always short staffed and there’s never anyone available.

Oh say can you seeeee~!

WarmSoda ,

Fuck that. You gotta go you gotta go. I worked in a warehouse that tried that, too. No one stopped me from going anytime. They’d grumble about it, but I’d just ask them where they’ve been after they use the bathroom.

Stories change pretty quick when you turn it on them.

Also, jobs that try to pull that stuff aren’t worth it.

queermunist ,
@queermunist@lemmy.ml avatar

Yeah, but there’s this big fucking LCD screen that shows my specific work station’s productivity so I can be tracked second by second and part by part and it’s displayed for everyone to see. My brain worms tell me I have to have green numbers or they’ll kill me (i.e. fire me)

ElmiHalt ,

You need to help yourself if you’re for real

queermunist ,
@queermunist@lemmy.ml avatar

It’s probably just catastrophizing. My brain jumps to the worst possible conclusion - if I get fired I won’t be able to find a job that pays well enough to keep my trailer and then I’ll be homeless, etc. And then I’m a sobbing wreck as I work myself into a panic attack, as one does.

Hupf ,

Noone wants to pee anymore

VikingHippie ,

Pretty sure you mean

🎵 Oh say can I pee? My bladder is tight. Soon my bladder will fail lest the urine starts streaming!🎵

potopato ,

When I worked as a waiter I could only take a bathroom break if another waiter could cover me.

ivanafterall , in At least I thought about trying
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

You didn't say 2 AM which day. You're all good, well done, you. Time to celebrate.

glibg10b , in Wait what was it again? hmm 🤔

How can a meme be so specific yet so relatable?

Gork , in A timeless classic

The direct ones are great too. Lemon Stealing Whore gets straight to the plot points.

acastcandream , (edited ) in Jiv me a break

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EliasChao ,

We all know it’s pronounced “gif”.

acastcandream , (edited )

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MrZigZag ,

Yeah with the g like in garage.

Atrabiliousaurus ,

Or the g in gigantic.

asexualchangeling ,

I hate this language…

Semi-Hemi-Demigod , in Jiv me a break
@Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

I will face Jod and walk backward into hell before I say "jiff"

MrZigZag ,

Clearly you're not a choosy mom.

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@sh.itjust.works avatar

Plebe moms choose ghif.

pythonoob ,

Yes. ghif

dandroid ,

How do you say gin or giraffe? Or literally the letter G?

Shaikan ,

I pronounce them like Gin and Giraffe

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