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gon , in Restricted Topics
@gon@lemmy.world avatar

A classic. So many questions arise from this simple text+image post:

  1. Is this person’s child named really “Strairdrac The Netherwatcher”?
  2. Is Strairdrac even human?
  3. Why does Strairdrac want to teach crabs how to read?
  4. Why is it considered forbidden knowledge?
  5. What other knowledge is forbidden?

We will never have all the answers. Still, the questions are themselves a sort of answer.

esadatari ,

to know all the answers is… forbidden knowledge

sorebuttfromsitting ,

the child is… strange.

we’ve made repeated efforts to contact the Florida Guard, the Florida Attorney General, the Governor!

Random Asshat: “the Florida Guard! that we be! please gaze upon my curdled milks and slimy vegetables!”

goddard_guryon ,
  1. Strairdrac is three crabs in a trenchcoat, now teaching others of his kind how to blend in with humans
gon ,
@gon@lemmy.world avatar

!!!

EvilEyedPanda ,

Crab people

Crab people

Taste like Crab, walk like people

Annoyed_Crabby , in What new Lemmings joining the party see

Where’s the cat in boxes?

Appoxo ,
@Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Ikr. Where are all the cat communities???

The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t remember which community it was, but there was a trend of “cats in bags” earlier this week sometimes. My All feed was full of cats for a day or so.

gbs , in Capitalism CookBook: Take an invention which the inventor wanted to be accessible to everyone and make it 57 times more expensive than it costed to make it 🧐🎩

Feel like you missed an opportunity by not saying “Capitalism Crookbook”.

CyberGhost OP ,
@CyberGhost@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Gosh, you are right, totally missed that 🤦🏾

OceanSoap , in I don't need it... 👀

That pill bottle was ripped open and I snorted all that sync as soon as it was refilled.

figaro ,

Yup. I had $5 of Google opinion rewards money saved, so it was only 15ish out of the bank account. I work full time… I think I’ll be fine. Plus honestly, the dude worked hard creating a fantastic app. He deserves to be rewarded for that.

TheAnonymouseJoker ,
@TheAnonymouseJoker@lemmy.ml avatar

Syncpissers act like a drug addict cult.

Hello_there , in When you encounter your own posts on other parts of the fediverse.

You can use the same account on kbin and lemmy tho

Roundcat OP ,
@Roundcat@kbin.social avatar

I know, but having separate accounts within the interfaces of each site can be helpful. If I have a Mastodon account, I know exactly how my posts are going to look and act on Mastodon. Same goes with Lemmy and Kbin.

I also have access to features on one service I wouldn't have on others. Some posts are easier to view and access from a different site or instance. Kbin doesn't have any mobile apps yet, so I use my Lemmy account when I want to access fed on mobile.

Lastly, sometimes I'm just in the mood to use one site over the other. If I'm in the mood for more Twittery content I go to Mastodon. If I'm in a more Reddit mood, I go on Lemmy. If I want to do both at the same time, I use Kbin.

words_number , in No comment

Haha wow this is the worst, dumbest statement I’ve heard in quite a while. Amazing!

ghostermonster , in Proprietary Garbage

Lemmy is free software licenced under AGPL and that’s what matters.

I wouldn’t use proprietary app myself, but this is individual choice and those apps won’t hurt the ecosystem because they can’t break the server’s code.

stappern ,

No? The software you use to access services also matters.

CAPSLOCKFTW ,

How does it matter?

stappern ,
whileloop , in FNAF LORE EXPLAINED
@whileloop@lemmy.world avatar

Are you saying that Com Ed was the killer all along?

drem OP ,

More like assembly.

Why wouldn’t they fix the animatronics? Because maintaining legacy code is expensive

TheFerrango , in btw

I bet they run their instance on Arch.

soeren OP ,

Who is going to tell him?

WagnasT ,

My instance admin is the best btw.

t_jpeg , in No comment

How is this a meme?

OurToothbrush OP ,

www.google.com/search?q=definition+of+meme&oq…

an image, video, piece of text, etc., typically humorous in nature, that is copied and spread rapidly by internet users, often with slight variations.

an element of a culture or system of behavior passed from one individual to another by imitation or other nongenetic means.

t_jpeg ,

Look, I’m just as communist as the next guy on Lemmy but I don’t get how this is funny or an imitable element of culture. This is literally just your opinion.

OurToothbrush OP ,

No, this is the opinion of Andrzej Kozlowski. And it is funny.

words_number ,

Explaining a joke is always great fun so here we go: This is an obviously borderline braindead statement made by a person who seemingly thinks they would bring up a strong, valid argument.

ox0r , in Please don't scare them!
@ox0r@jlai.lu avatar

nooooo my teaspoon measurements!

ryathal ,

It’s just prefixes, you can use decateaspoons if you want.

gutter564 , in Please don't scare them!

Where are the metric units? All I see is prefixes explained

Mercival ,

My sibling in Satan, that’s the backbone of the metric system. Nobody said anything about units.

dmention7 ,

Gotcha, so we’re talking kilotons and microinches then?

Or is it actually the units that make the metric system scary to Americans?

Ferk , in Nokia be like p2
@Ferk@kbin.social avatar

I liked how, when you had an alarm set up, you could even switch off the phone and it'd still turn itself on automatically in the morning and ring to wake you up. It was actually more reliable than dedicated alarm clocks, since those needed manual time adjustment when there was a winter/summer time change, or when there was a power outage.

Nowadays, I always have to double check the phone has enough charge before going to sleep.

robotrash ,

Are there people that don’t plug their phone in at night? Why?

Ferk ,
@Ferk@kbin.social avatar

Leaving a lithium battery charging for a long time, even when it's already 100% can degrade it.
Most devices have failsafes against this, but I still always try to not leave a device charging if its already mostly full... perhaps it's just me being paranoid, but what I rather do is set up rules so that the phone automatically goes into airplane/battery saving mode at night.

StarLuigi ,
@StarLuigi@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

The pixel’s adaptive charging is so good for this, I can just plug it in and not worry about it. It just slows the charging speed and has it automatically be at 100% by the time my alarm goes off.

robotrash ,

Battery tech is so much smarter now this is barely a concern these days, especially for phones. I feel like my modern devices don’t lose any capacity over the 2 or so years I have them.

CrabAndBroom , in No comment

Good thing propaganda cannot be spread via audio then lol

OurToothbrush OP ,

Fortunately this mans grandfather never listened to podcasts.

empireOfLove , in No comment

So like, where’s the meme dude? Did you forget it?

[sees image source url]

Ah, so you guys are just using alts to end run around defederation now.

OurToothbrush OP , (edited )

This is on lemmy.ml, which is federated with lemmygrad.

Also, not a dude, not everyone on the internet is a guy, especially in communist spaces.

empireOfLove ,

Oh right the dev’s instance hadn’t blocked them (because they support lemmygrad).

Well my instance did defed from lemmygrad. So this is still end running around everyone else’s defederation. And still is not a meme.

OurToothbrush OP , (edited )

Oh, I’m sorry. I hope reading this guys comically bad opinion didn’t ruin your day too much.

Also I’m not from lemmygrad, I just browse and steal their content.

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