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Pinklink , in Come on fellas we gotta go back

My Tinder profile says “barrel cheated” but they always seem surprised somehow

PatFussy , in Life owning a dog

Whered yu steal this meme from the old joke store?

fictitiousexistence , in I LOVE BIG FAT COCKS

Yes please.

NegativeLookBehind , in Come on fellas we gotta go back
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Omg I love your new barrel, where did you get it?

ChewbaccasClitoris ,
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Crate and Barrel

Mubelotix , in HUP!
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That’s why we Bitcoin

explodicle ,

As long as that doesn’t ossify too we’ll be fine!

gruf , in I have seen the light!
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Voyager (now as native app) 👨‍🍳😙👌

NoisyFlake ,

Yup, feels like Apollo before 😊

words_number ,

Voyager is nice, but since it’s a native app I can’t download pictures anymore, so I switched to infinity and got used to it…

TopRamenBinLaden ,

Yea the only way to do it from Voyagers native app right now is to open the link in your browser. You can hit the share button on Voyager and send the post link to your browser.

This feature can still be added to native apps. RiF used to have a simple hold and save feature. I hope they add that feature soon. I imagine we aren’t the only ones who noticed.

charje , in Light Bulbs and Your Mouth: A Cautionary Tale

I want to make a food (maybe chocolate) the exact dimensions of of a lightbulb so I can try this safely. I really think I could take it out.

droans ,

Open your mouth all the way. Use your fingers to measure it. Do you really think a lightbulb could fit in there?

charje ,

Well, given that it could fit in, it could come out the same way. I have a rather large face hole, so I think it could fit. Is the meme meant to be that the lightbulb is too big for most people to even get in?

MeatsOfRage ,

Now you got us all sticking fingers in our mouth

TisI ,

Use melted sugar, that’d be more authentic!

HiddenLayer5 ,

Sugar glass!

TisI ,

Yeah, couldn’t remember what it’s called. Thanks!

Parent ,

Isn’t it still sharp though?

HiddenLayer5 ,

It’ll soften with your saliva hopefully.

Squids ,

You could try and find an apple that’s about the same size?

Ser_Salty ,

There’s LED bulbs of the exact size and shape but with plastic casings

emeralddawn45 ,

But then if it gets stuck you can’t even break it, you’d just have to live like that.

FunkyMonkey ,

I think the point is that the fear of not being able to get it out easily would lead your jaw muscles to clench up. So somebody would have to basically trick you into thinking that the imitation is real.

Resistentialism ,

Use an ice cream cone. Saves the effort of making some elaborate food thing. And with a cone, you can just bite through it, after the the hard outer, the ice cream is just easy to bite through.

I think the problem comes.up when your jaw locks and its a bastard to move it. I get it occasionally when I’m eating or yawning.

Guster , in 2023-08-09.jpg

When I try to enter a date in excel and it formats it as numerical 424523 or some shit smh

SubArcticTundra , in I LOVE BIG FAT COCKS
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That has to be the biggest cock I’ve ever seen. Do you happen to have a picture with a black one as well?

Cyantraveller , in Posting my favorite memes
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Try Ghost of Tsushima or other great games but only short ones, avoid no man sky for now or other long games. Let it rest for a while and come back to it later.

echoplex21 , in What did you just say to the kids?

This show should go down as one of the best comedies of all time. The way they meshed humor with philosophy and religion was a masterstroke. The ending always gets me to bawl (only About Time was able to replicate that ). The cast all around was perfect. That fucker Michael Schur did it again.

Luftruessel ,

What is the show?

pscamodio ,
Classy ,

Biggest gripe with the internet as a whole is people who seemingly refuse to reference a show but instead just talk about it as if everyone knows what they’re talking about.

Reddit would have entire threads where people would quote and talk about a show but not SAY WHAT THE NAME OF THE SHOW WAS

ReadFanon , in The most sensible decision in the world
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I’m thoroughly enjoying watching Twitter xit itself

Decoy321 , in What did you just say to the kids?

You might not even make it to retirement age.

LilDestructiveSheep ,
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I hope I never reach that - can’t afford to be alive then.

Izzgo ,

I hope I never reach that - can’t afford to be alive then.

Same. And I'm 69. Got a few good working years left, then....

LilDestructiveSheep ,
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What is the average retirement age in your area?

Izzgo ,

Average? I'm not sure. Expected is 65 though. I'm in US, and collecting my meager social security benefits. Recently reduced my work week to 40-45 most weeks

WarmSoda ,

How’s your 401k looking? I checked mine recently and there wasn’t Jack shit in it.

It was like opening a box of disillusionment.

Izzgo ,

401k? I heard about those.....

LilDestructiveSheep ,
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You work that much of hours a week? Oh my… still with your age? It’s a shame. I hope that soon things will work out for you and a nice and deserved retirement waiting. Thumbs pressed!

Izzgo ,

Kind of you thanks :) Actually my health remains solid and I enjoy my work, so it's not so bad.

AzuleBlade ,

I’m hoping suicide booths are a thing by the time I retire, something like in Futurama. I’ll just blow all my savings on a yearlong worldwide cruise or something and then call it a life. The other option is moving to a 2nd world country with universal healthcare to make it stretch, the first option sounds more fun though to be honest.

posthexbearposting , in Probably New Zealanders too.
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New Zealand is at least teaching maori languages

iAmTheTot ,
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Watched New Zealand bake show and I loved how many Maori words they incorporated.

youngalfred ,

I always thought it was a bit harder in Australia, given that the language changes so much across such small distances.

jimmux ,

So much of it has been lost too. We could do better, though. Teaching what we can would at least teach the general skill of learning languages.

Indonesian is an underrepresented option in my opinion. They’re neighbours and the language is relatively easy. Couldn’t hurt to improve relations a bit. Might make a better impression during the customary pilgrimage to Bali.

Qualanqui ,

Same with Te Reo in NZ, it’s kind of standardized now but when I was a kid living in the BoP I learnt a lot of Maori but when we moved to the south island the dialect was quite different so I lost a lot through atrophy.

zik ,

There are something like 50 different indigenous languages across Australia. That makes it pretty hard to standardise one.

notnotdying ,

With the 3rd official language being NZSL ( New Zealand Sign Language )

Mick_Endzy ,

And if anyone reading this wants to get a better understanding of pronouncing Māori words, it's got some similarity with Japanese. Here's a tip:

a = ah
e = eh
i = ee
o = aw (as in hawk, but not USA's 'hock')
u = oo (as in ew but less of the 'e')
wh = f
The r consonant rolls a bit, so it's like a very soft d sound.

And when vowels are close together they tend to kind of mesh into one, like 'ai' into 'eye.'

So the word whanau (family) is pronounced fah-know, and kaimoana (seafood) is k'eye'-maw-ah-nah. And the Māori word itself is maah-aw-ree, but we'd let you off if you said mow-ree (as in mowing the lawn) because you're at least making an attempt.

samus12345 ,
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kaimoana (seafood)

TIL Moana’s name means “sea.”

sadbehr ,
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Kia ora! Tena koutou Tena koutou Tena koutou katoa.

MadBob ,

There’s a computer game called Umurangi Generation, which is like Tony Hawk’s but you take photos instead of skateboard, and you can set the language to Maori.

harmonea , in Incorrectly assuming something is a date
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Was funnier without the whole fig circle tbh

JammaJammaPJ OP ,

Aw I thought it was the icing on the cake personally

PrincessZelda ,

I think so too, I’ve seen this meme so many times that the fig circle is a welcome surprise

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