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argv_minus_one , in Fox news

Liars gonna lie.

esadatari , in #blessed

Corn me up, snake.

elouboub , in The Adblockalypse is coming
@elouboub@kbin.social avatar

What happened?

Spudwart OP ,

Web Environment Integrity API, an API that will gather metadata about your system setup, hardware and software, as well as if you have any extensions installed. Only WEI compliant browsers will be able to view WEI compliant webpages.

Mkengine ,

I don’t see this point anywhere in this discussion, but what speaks against spoofing it?

spader312 ,

For real can’t we just fork a browser to fake WEI?

Mugmoor ,
@Mugmoor@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

It runs server-side, not on your browser. That said yes, I do think spoofing it server-side will eventually be how we get past this.

Mkengine ,

I don’t know how this works, but in simple terms, when the server asks the Infos from the browser, can’t the browser just lie? I don’t understand why this is such a big deal, or am I missing something?

Nioxic , in Smarter than the average boss

Where i work its up to the people. Some always work from home, some do a mix, and some go in every day. Thats how it should be.

Lobstronomosity , in Freedom
@Lobstronomosity@beehaw.org avatar

Original

Also the image has been heavily edited and crispified.

By Chris (Simpsons Artist) and not dirk_starr

machinaeZER0 ,

I do like that the version posted left the last line out - feel like the context of the image makes it unnecessary

Fissionami , in Can you Americans pass the test?
@Fissionami@lemmy.ml avatar

That’s Texas

Neato , in Man, those brownies were weird, they taste like rainbows! 😮‍💨
@Neato@kbin.social avatar

9.8 m/s^2 is acceleration. Meaning we're constantly accelerating by 9.8 m/s, or 22 mph every second forever. In just under 1 year, we'd be traveling at the speed of light. And then?

This is where the fun begins.

WtfEvenIsExistence OP , (edited )

We are already moving past the speed of light. That’s why a short nap becomes hours. It’s time dilation, duh.

Afrazzle ,

/s ?

WtfEvenIsExistence OP ,

Obviously being sarcastic. The Earth doesn’t accelerate. The universe bends around the Earth (which again, is a Giant Magical Space Rug) and therefore the Earth only needs to move at a constant speed. Gravity is simply the illusion caused by special relativity. An apple doesn’t fall off the tree, it simply teleports through a wormhole at 0.0098 m per milisecond.

Batman ,

Why would the light not be accelerating with us, that’s my question.

Neato ,
@Neato@kbin.social avatar

Light cannot accelerate. When a photon is created (emitted from electrons falling down a higher orbital, particle decay, etc.) it is traveling the speed of light. Photons cannot travel slower or faster than the speed of light. Every observer, regardless of their speed, sees light traveling the speed of light.

Seraph , (edited ) in Smarter than the average boss
@Seraph@kbin.social avatar

Just was told to spend more time in the office. I will, but I will be working even less than I was from home with significantly less time spent on tasks.

I don't need a babysitter to make sure I'm getting work done.

criticon ,

I was told to go to the office on Wednesdays. I cancelled the recurring meeting I had at 7 pm every Wednesday to compensate 🤷

lobut ,

7pm? You working with another offshore team?

criticon ,

Yep, that time is inconvenient for both locations 😂

SlopppyEngineer ,

But now you can’t finish those reports because you have to pick up the kid and traffic is hell these days.

FlyingSquid , in Can you Americans pass the test?
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.ml avatar

That’s how much of Aquitaine is still controlled by England.

SlopppyEngineer , in Smarter than the average boss

If they wanted more background noise during the calls with other teams they could’ve just asked: mynoise.net/…/openOfficeNoiseGenerator.php

MonsiuerPatEBrown , in Tricked

my useless unmotivated middle-aged brain can still make a 100% precise and correct representation of Cookie Monster voice.

empireOfLove , in Such a small world

Funny. I’ve been seeing the same username 4 or 5 times, but the instance name after it keeps changing somehow…

Ensign_Crab ,

Funny how that keeps happening to usernames that keep posting bigoted shit, huh?

empireOfLove ,

yup, it’s definitely those, it’s real weird

WtfEvenIsExistence OP ,

Someone is an advanced species constantly shifting through the multiverse fediverse.

Edit: wait they aren’t doing bad things… right?

empireOfLove ,

Edit: wait they aren’t doing bad things… right?

https://lemmy.one/pictrs/image/f74acb14-d54f-413e-b65b-8dd5b424f16e.png

Aryuproudomenowdaddy ,
@Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net avatar
reflex ,
@reflex@kbin.social avatar

Edit: wait they aren’t doing bad things… right?

Right?

Getallen ,

Yeah, totally not trying to defederate lemmy.world and ban piracy.

samus12345 , in Good afternoon I choose violence.

“Yrr mrmred yr lrst mra!”

Trekman10 , in An all too common occurrence
@Trekman10@sh.itjust.works avatar

I’ve always appreciated the Mac OS feature that makes the cursor really huge if you wiggle it back and forth for this very reason…

Trainguyrom ,

Microsoft’s Powertoys includes a feature where if you press Ctrl repeatedly your cursor becomes highlighted. Very handy!

jasondj , in Dav?

Why is there a David but not a Davego?

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