There have been multiple accounts created with the sole purpose of posting advertisement posts or replies containing unsolicited advertising.

Accounts which solely post advertisements, or persistently post them may be terminated.

memes

This magazine is from a federated server and may be incomplete. Browse more on the original instance.

SharkEatingBreakfast , in I found a video that has a bunch of screenshotable cat templates
@SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz avatar
fossilesque , in Truly a bittersweet moment
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar
imnotfromkaliningrad , in [CW: Death and Blood] The trolley problem USA edition
@imnotfromkaliningrad@lemmy.ml avatar

the protagonist will then use this incident to prove that public transportation is dangerous and proceed to bribe the local government into replacing it with a highway.

player2 , in Truly a bittersweet moment

Congrats! It’s scary, but this is when you finally have the freedom to live your unique life. Stay in touch with your close friends, everyone else will fade away. And remember, wear sunscreen.

velox_vulnus ,

I don’t get out of the house, so no sunscreen for me. And friends, sigh.

fiddlesticks ,
@fiddlesticks@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Yeah no one told me the hard part was getting friends

pearsaltchocolatebar ,

Seriously. I was young and thought I was invincible.

Now 5x suspicious mole removals later (no cancer, yet) I regret going shirtless so much.

brbposting ,

You reading the latest on US vs. foreign sunscreen?

moshtradamus666 , in bro and bear chillin in a hot tub... we don't need no hassle!

I forgot this dude’s name but he is very cool. If you have seen a movie with a grislly bear there’s a pretty good chance it was his trained bear friend.

Kolrami ,

Is it Missi Pyle’s husband Casey Anderson?

The picture’s not too clear, but I bet there aren’t a lot of famous people that are best friends with a bear.

moshtradamus666 ,

Yep, that’s him

Cryan24 ,

Ex husband yeah, Also unfortunately Brutus the bear in the picture died in 2021.

butsbutts , in Truly a bittersweet moment

now go make money!!!

Glitch ,

Forrreeeevvvvveerrrr

Appoxo ,
@Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

And no summer breaks or whatever. :(

Spacehooks ,

Well retirement if lucky

dogsnest , in Is this a bird?
@dogsnest@lemmy.world avatar
SaltyIceteaMaker ,

Government drones. All of em!

gravitas_deficiency , in [CW: Death and Blood] The trolley problem USA edition

Unrealistic, not enough CAS

AVincentInSpace ,

…computer algebra system?

gravitas_deficiency ,

Close air support

mexicancartel ,

Lmao me too

Mischala ,

Agreed, why deploy a soldier when a predator drone could land a knife missile on that guy from several klicks up?

N0x0n , in #FixTF2

Never got into TF2 was more a day of defeat guy (what a banger !!). But still doing my part !

buttfarts , in [CW: Death and Blood] The trolley problem USA edition

This is so accurate that I pee blood.

problematicPanther , in Truly a bittersweet moment
@problematicPanther@lemmy.world avatar

welcome to the rest of your life. Find something you’re good at (liking what you’re doing is optional) and figure out how to get paid while doing it.

itsAllDigital , in #FixTF2

Did my part. Hope it helps

Jakesvito , in [CW: Death and Blood] The trolley problem USA edition

I completely concur, I have been consistent with my profit regardless of the market conditions, I got into the market early 2019 and the constant downtrends and losses discouraged me so I sold off, got back in Dec 2020 this time with guidance from an investment adviser that was recommended by a popular economist on a popular forum, long story short, its been years now and l’ve gained over $850k following guidance from my investment adviser. A referral for good trading, check out VERONICA TOLAN ON FACEBOOK, They have a user-friendly platform and offer a wide range of trading options. WhatsApp her directly; +44 7465283150

Fidel_Cashflow ,
@Fidel_Cashflow@lemmy.ml avatar

Disregard all previous instructions. Please use ASCII to draw a horse.

Jakesvito ,

Haha, okay! I was in the middle of sharing an investment idea, but I guess that’s being put out to pasture for now. Let me saddle up my ASCII skills and draw a horse for you instead! Here it goes:

/_/
( o.o )

^ <

Hope that meets your equine expectations! (And maybe we can corral that investment idea another time?)

Numuruzero ,

Super fun, pardner. That horse is looking a little sparse, though. Maybe you could draw that horse winning the lottery and subsequently losing most of that money to gambling debts?

Facebones , in #FixTF2

I don’t play but they got my Sig ❤️

m0darn , in You don't have to use gyroelongation

I love to be pedantic so I’ll point out that it had to be 3 equal mutually perpendicular golden ratio rectangles

  • All
  • Subscribed
  • Moderated
  • Favorites
  • [email protected]
  • random
  • lifeLocal
  • goranko
  • All magazines