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paws , in CHEESE CAVES!
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You would die thirsty.

Aurenkin ,

Melt the cheese then drink it

EtherWhack ,
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Like drinking sea water

peteypete420 ,

I can assure you sea water tastes nothing like melted cheese.

EtherWhack ,
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It’s the salt content. Cheese can cause or worsen dehydration via hypernatremia, just like sea water

sharkfucker420 , in Where is Jim Adler when you need him?
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The owning class ignoring the wellbeing of the lower classes in pursuit of profit

A tale as old as time

Andrew15_5 , in Inventing Reality
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I can’t believe they are actually real…

HootinNHollerin , in meow mix will be meows...

They are evolving

lolcatnip , in Where is Jim Adler when you need him?
PresidentCamacho , (edited ) in What keeps capitalism together?

Our tax money when they inevitably screw a whole market over. So socialism

Edit: you all think I’m shitting on socialism, when I guess I was failing to tie together how capitalists will enjoy socializing their loses, but never socializing benefits to society.

DragonTypeWyvern , (edited )

Socialism is not the government giving money to capitalists. It is not paying for the cops to get tanks. It is not having an army.

It is not even universal healthcare. That is just a government service you’ve been gaslit into thinking is socialism.

Socialism is the workers owning the means of production. End.

Now, if the government had bailed out the financial firms or car manufacturers and turned them into worker co-ops, maybe that would be socialism, but they didn’t.

cobra89 ,

How does that work when all of the production happens in other countries now? Is there some scenario where we have a socialist white collar economy? All the rhetoric surrounding Communism fits a blue collar economy where production is still the key driver of the economy. Most “1st world” economies these days are service economies not production economies. Is there some literature on how Communism fits in with a service economy?

dcluna ,

Commenting just to get a notification in case someone answers your question - definitely interested in this angle

DragonTypeWyvern ,

The answer is why the fascists turned “globalism” into a dogwhistle. It’s quite simple: You don’t do that. You liberate those workers too, through whatever means work.

Socialism is by necessity a globalist ideology. It doesn’t do your commune any real good if you buy all your necessities from a slave labor camp.

An injury to one is an injury to all, workers of the world unite, etc etc etc. You must reject the principles of nationalism, or at least principles of non-interference, or you end up merely outsourcing the exploitation.

Sarcasmo220 ,

Owning the means of production can also be seen as owning the business collectively. So in a service model business, like say a restaurant, instead of the owner taking in profits and paying the workers less money, all the workers split those profits evenly.

Cowbee ,
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Communism can only be truly global. You can have worker coops in a servive economy, which is a form of Socialism, but depending on the production outsourced in Capitalist manners means the economy overall contributes to global Capitalism, which can eventually take on the character of Imperialism.

Most 1st world economies are in fact Imperialist, they cannot exist in the manner they do without hyper-exploitation of the global south.

PresidentCamacho ,

I’m pro social programs, I just spoke poorly. “Socialism for me but not for thee” was what I should have said

RememberTheApollo_ , in this is the uzi bicycler with another episode of wheeled justice

Stole this from the boomers posting it on FB.

no_comment OP ,
SternburgExport , in nothing like pushy maniacs to make my day complete

I felt so sorry for retail workers when I read a sign on a store that said they weren’t the ones making the rules and harassing them over it will result in a ban.

I couldn’t even imagine the shit they’ve been through at this point.

TheFriendlyDickhead ,

Regulary remember the guy that got shot, because he would deny service to a guy, who wouldn’t wear his mask

Nythos ,

I had a chair thrown at me at work because I told a father he couldn’t pull said chair up to the table because they were all replaced specifically to be 2m away and they weren’t allowed to be changed.

Xanis ,

Told off an old guy who was waiting in line at a grocery store during covid. I was directly behind him. This fuck actually had the audacity to call the store from the line, request a manager, and then told that manager over the phone that they had better do something about it or he would.

Made it my purpose to piss him off after that.

SternburgExport ,

I couldn’t even imagine being this entitled.

MisterNeon , in Where is Jim Adler when you need him?
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Wait, you guys know who Jim Adler is?

refurbishedrefurbisher ,

JonTron made a video about him recently.

MisterNeon ,
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I went and watched it. All of it is accurate, really surreal he went with a Houston deep cut. He’s been at this so long that Beavis & Butthead made fun of him back in the 90’s.

HotWheelsVroom OP ,

Yeah… I’ve seen the Peanut Butter Recall commercial.

radicalautonomy ,
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Of course. He’s the tough, smart lawyer who gets results.

Granted, I grew up in DFW and those commercials of his I watched in between episodes of Gomer Pyle, Hogans Heroes, I Dream of Jeannie, and Bewitched on KTVT Channel 11 (Fort Worth/Dallas) on days I stayed home sick are forever and indelibly etched into my memory.

KrapKake , (edited ) in Be honest: Who would win?

I’ll be on you like white on rice on a glass of milk on a paper plate in a snow storm!

Edit: missed a part

anubis119 , in Be honest: Who would win?

If he’s still in there, he ain’t happy.

morrowind , in Inventing Reality
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Who wrote them though?

yogthos OP ,
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propagandists that Jeff hired

Redex68 , in Last one, i've been farming Ai for memes but last one with lore

To be fair, this could be very make or break for Google. If someone else solves AI search properly, and they can’t catch up, it would be really bad for them. G+/Facebook were another market completely so it wasn’t really taking any of their current market share.

But I do think they are panicking a bit too much.

FreudianCafe , in Be honest: Who would win?

Max penis

doingthestuff , in this is the uzi bicycler with another episode of wheeled justice

I live in a semi-rural area, but just about every old man I know is packing

Numenor ,

Why are they so afraid?

thesporkeffect ,

Racism

doingthestuff ,

Honestly it’s more wealth and fear of the poor people.

shalafi ,

How odd that it’s only old men! Being that minorities, women and LGBT people are the largest gun buying demographic, you would think they’d be carrying as well.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Semi-rural

doingthestuff ,

I understand your sentiment but please don’t put words in my mouth. The topic of the meme was old men, I talked about old men. I know lots of women and minorities and other disenfranchised groups that are armed as well. And young men, but honestly few demographics are more armed than old men in my arsa. Also I have lived in many different places than where I’m living now.

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