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HollowNaught , in All the stuf
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I feel like the only person in the world who dislikes oreos

nieceandtows ,

And my axe. It’s too sweet.

boogetyboo ,
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It’s both sweet and bland somehow. Pointless.

ma11en ,

Me too, I find the biscuit salty though.

BluJay320 ,
@BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I’m not a fan of regular Oreos, but the vanilla Oreos with some milk SLAPS

janus2 ,
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I like the idea of a sandwich cookie but always find them disappointing. I want a gourmet version made by some hipsters

rustyricotta ,

I’m here. I don’t know if it has changed since I was a child or if I just didn’t notice, but the cream is disgusting. It’s mostly just palm/canola oil.

I don’t dislike the cookie part. It’s not to die for, but it is a classic flavor that tastes great in milkshakes.

profoundninja ,

Yeah the cookie is delicious, white center is not it at all, need less not more.

agamemnonymous ,
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They’re good when they’re crumbled as an ingredient or topping. As-is they’re gross.

NigelFrobisher , in Shortest license agreement ever.

I agree that the copyright, source code and associated trademarks of this software product will transfer ownership to the undersigned (the user) in perpetuity.

MeDuViNoX , in I'm still worthy
@MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works avatar

I’ll go back to a game and load up a character with all my endgame gear and then die.

Two9A , in Shortest license agreement ever.

For real though, the shortest license is probably the WTFPL:

  1. You just DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO.

Might’ve used it a couple of times myself.

hedders ,
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You wouldn't believe the amount of legal ink that has been spilled trying to work out what the fuck the Do What The Fuck You Want To licence actually means, legally.

Baku ,

Now I kinda want to write a full license, complete with all the legal jargon, that takes up 43 pages of space to say you can do whatever the fuck you want with this software

WereCat ,

Just list every single thing in existance the user can possibly do… “By agreeing to these terms the user can,… In case the user can’t do any of the following the user is permitted to not do any of the following.”

idunnololz ,
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Just be like, by agreeing to these terms the user can do anything mentioned in the library of Babel.

vzq , in Live Interview

Suddenly I’m reminded of David Cameron.

MagicShel , in Shortest license agreement ever.

Let’s take a page from the code reviewers handbook:

LGTM

[] Yah [] Nah

sentient_loom ,
@sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works avatar

is that Let’s GeT Married ?

Iheartcheese ,
@Iheartcheese@lemmy.world avatar

Ligma Gottem ™

tyler ,

Just in case you don’t actually know, it’s Looks Good To Me. It’s very commonly used when software devs review each other’s code.

DmMacniel ,

And it’s frequency of usage is proportional to the amount of code to be reviewed.

Iheartcheese ,
@Iheartcheese@lemmy.world avatar

That’s not funny at all

LEDZeppelin , in I mean I certainly would

Copyright violation for thee, but not for me.

AllonzeeLV ,

The United States has the most comprehensive social safetynet and system of redress on Earth.

exclusively for the tiny sliver of the population that already owns everything and controls our government through institutionally legalized bribery.

As has happened for all of human history, we have devolved back to the golden rule: those with all the gold make the rules, and surprise surprise, the rules say they can’t lose and you can’t win.

GenderNeutralBro , in Introvert tip #42

Don’t hang up. Instead, enable airplane mode for increased verisimilitude.

ledditor ,

Thanks for showing me a new word! “Verisimilitude” seems useful.

khannie ,
@khannie@lemmy.world avatar

For those like me…

noun: The quality of appearing to be true or real. synonym: truth.

Context implied it but still…Nice word!

GenderNeutralBro ,

I’m glad you like it! I like how it’s made up of three common and easily-identifiable components: it uses the same root as verify meaning true, the same root as similar meaning “like”, with tude being a common suffix like -ness. Basically “true-likeness”.

www.etymonline.com/word/*were-o-
www.etymonline.com/word/*sem-#etymonline_v_52581
www.etymonline.com/word/-tude#etymonline_v_18793

outadoc ,

Just keep your phone permanently in airplane mode; problem fixed.

punseye , in This company is the laughing stock of gaming right now

Wish someone cracked the game with modded p2p online servers.

Klear ,

That does happen sometimes, but doesn’t fix the underlying problem.

FinalRemix ,

Okay.
(Work in progress)
discord.com/invite/gUczTkphGE

punseye ,

Wow this is great! There is similar online server emulator for this old amazing game, Blur.

faintwhenfree ,

2010 blur? You can play it using pseudo lan network softwares. Me and my mates still play it.

punseye ,

Yeah I used to play via RadminVPN.

Which lan software do you use though?

Also, check out online emulator for Blur here: amax-emu.com

FinalRemix ,

Oh shit, I gotta find a copy of BLUR. That game was my.jam on 360.

punseye ,

Blur had got discontinued, so you can get it from these discord servers.

Blur discord: discord.gg/blur-community-537045170743541781

Blur Amax Emulator discord: discord.gg/pbt6DzQPGY

Or from this archive link: archive.org/details/blur-2010-video-game

son_named_bort , in Just not his thing.

I’d give him a dollar

LesserAbe , in Live Interview

What are you running from

SnotFlickerman , in Live Interview
@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Kids in the beat kids on the street!

Beat Kids!

noredcandy , in Live Interview

Wonder Showzen had some wild segments but was easily one of the most subversive shows on television.

tedmustard ,

Kidz on the beat! BEAT KIDS

Guy_Fieris_Hair , in Just not his thing.

“Or dirtbike parts” … been there my dude.

Steamymoomilk , in Shortest license agreement ever.

NOO NOOO LINE 21 OF THE EULA “this product is defined as a service and when we use the word “purchase” were lieing and ment it can be revoked :P”

DeaDvey OP ,

shit

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