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1984 ,
@1984@lemmy.today avatar

Why wouldnt nerds cheat? :)

The logic is a bit lacking here but I guess it’s some variation of that nerds would be so grateful to have a girl that they won’t cheat…

DavidGarcia ,

A good catholic man would use TempleOS

boredsquirrel ,
@boredsquirrel@slrpnk.net avatar

Windows is Christianity

Apple is some strange cult

Linux is Nihilism

cetvrti_magi ,
@cetvrti_magi@lemmy.world avatar

Why is Linux Nihilism?

veganpizza69 ,
@veganpizza69@lemmy.world avatar

Why not?

boredsquirrel ,
@boredsquirrel@slrpnk.net avatar

Nerds are like dogs it seems

snooggums ,
@snooggums@midwest.social avatar

My dog doesn’t make squat for income.

robinj1995 ,

Apparently, Catholic dating is all about money

Usually what they actually mean by “strong family values”

Doom ,

Anyone involved in any of these sort of groups will either cheat, leave you financially ruined or are an actual emotional vampire

the_toast_is_gone ,

I’m 99% sure that they’re joking.

SteveFromMySpace ,

“Nerds don’t cheat” lmfao

cheddar ,
@cheddar@programming.dev avatar

That person should’ve seen how much gold I farmed in WoW using my Honorbuddy bot!

psmgx ,

The messiest polycule breakup / explosion was a bunch of autistic IT workers around the DC area. Sub Dom drama plus one dude fucked his pesudo-girlfriends sister.

I’d just got back from working overseas and was renting a room in their house. Just kinda watching the whole thing burn. While getting back to normal.

LustyArgonianMana ,
@LustyArgonianMana@lemmy.world avatar

Being poly doesn’t make relationships less real, how ignorant. She wasn’t a pseudogirlfriend. He was also a real piece of shit.

Rolando ,

Waifus don’t count to normies.

LustyArgonianMana ,
@LustyArgonianMana@lemmy.world avatar

SpongeBob and Ariana Grande are exhibit A

mathemachristian ,

NotAnIncel LARPing

dogsnest ,
@dogsnest@lemmy.world avatar

True Catholics use Slackware.

AllNewTypeFace ,
@AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space avatar

You’re thinking of a different denomination

dogsnest ,
@dogsnest@lemmy.world avatar

Bob Dobbs approves.

aberrate_junior_beatnik ,

Marrying Linux nerds never goes wrong

dogsnest ,
@dogsnest@lemmy.world avatar

Should have defragged first.

Routhinator ,
@Routhinator@startrek.website avatar

Oh that’s what happened to RieserFS

grue ,

An object lesson in bus factor.

14th_cylon ,

In a confession Aug. 21, however, Reiser said he used “the most unsophisticated chokehold that any judo instructor would completely despise you for ever using,” according to a 30-page transcript obtained by The Chronicle

I probably shouldn’t laugh, but… :D

snooggums ,
@snooggums@midwest.social avatar

At least he critiqued his own work instead of assuming it was the best thing ever.

deegeese ,

It’s a narcissistic attempt to diminish his culpability by saying it was a weak attack without special training.

Compare with “I barely even touched her!”

Geometrinen_Gepardi ,

https://sopuli.xyz/pictrs/image/56b1fda3-1227-4f2e-8239-e30e1e375790.webp

jeena ,
@jeena@piefed.jeena.net avatar

Wait, this is why she chose me?

0x4E4F OP ,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

I actually know this for a fact.

Too bad for her I don’t make a lot of money 🤷.

JohnOliver , (edited )

Dear linux users. Is it a red flag if she is active in a Catholic Dating group?

Edit:. and that she is still on reddit?

dogsnest ,
@dogsnest@lemmy.world avatar

The ‘she’ part works for me!

noride ,

Why would they need to date anyway? That’s just questioning God’s Plan for them.

saltesc ,

It’s God’s way of training them for their true partner. Free will and all that. Now kisth.

JohnOliver ,

God works in mysterious ways. Maybe their one and only, doesnt even use an iphone!

SteveFromMySpace ,

Definitely Reddit.

freeman ,

Blazing red flag.

30p87 ,

Yes. We only accept our true gods and leaders here: Linus, Richard, Tux and Xenia.

mryessir ,

You mean Xena, right?

AlligatorBlizzard ,

Probably not.

mryessir ,

Oh. TIL. This fox is cute as well :)

veganpizza69 ,
@veganpizza69@lemmy.world avatar

Run

sic_semper_tyrannis ,

😂

AllNewTypeFace ,
@AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space avatar

If “he” uses Linux, there’s probably something xe/xey isn’t telling you.

TwoBeeSan ,

Check their Amazon history for socks

user224 ,
@user224@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Oh, come on, that’s just mandatory equipment for ThinkPad usage*

^*(if^ ^running^ ^GNU+Linux)^

BuboScandiacus ,
@BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz avatar

Xe/xey ?

Him: https://mander.xyz/pictrs/image/36234c02-7973-4cca-a3e6-7e8a93ed5869.png ?

grue ,

If the pronoun choice is “xe/xey” instead of “per/pers” do they even GNU?

Vilian ,

Maybe they use Alpine

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