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Sewer_King ,

Does Carmen San Diego work there or something?

Bluefruit ,

Its redhat, nyuk nyuk nyuk. www.redhat.com/en/…/enterprise-linux

Or maybe Carmen is a Linux user idk i just work here man.

radicalautonomy ,
@radicalautonomy@lemmy.world avatar

Good work, gumshoe.

NegativeInf , (edited )

But are the thigh high socks provided or must I purchase them separately?

smeg ,

You’ll know you completed the installation successfully when you look down and see the socks have materialised

Prunebutt ,

TIL that unix socks are actually a parasitic lifeform, transmitted via arch isos.

smeg ,

More of a symbiot than a parasite, it’s not like the host doesn’t benefit from them!

dharmacurious ,

Kinda wish someone would do this to me, because I’m never going to balls to do it myself

MiltownClowns ,

archinstall and wiki. Its easy if you’ve got nothing to prove.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

It’s super easy bro trust me bro just the tip bro

pipes ,
@pipes@sh.itjust.works avatar

Recently wanted to try KDE 6 on my second laptop and after being pissed off at the lack of encryption with Void installer (gotta do it manually, have done it in the past but I’m lazy), another fail with NixOs (known bug with encryption in the latest stable installer) the easiest way was installing Arch lol.

I used archinstall as suggested, just answer questions, no manual voodoo incantation required. You can do it.

pipes ,
@pipes@sh.itjust.works avatar

Btw Plasma 6 is glorious. First time Wayland “just works” without me noticing too.

possiblylinux127 ,

<span style="color:#323232;">distrobox create fakearch --image arch
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NaibofTabr ,

Unnaproved software installation implies an obligation to provide user support… indefinitely.

nichtburningturtle ,
@nichtburningturtle@feddit.org avatar

The arch installing bandit is anonymous. Noone knows how to reach him

wazzupdog ,

I head cannon the arch installation bandit as a girl.

nichtburningturtle ,
@nichtburningturtle@feddit.org avatar

Is there an arch alternative for Yuki installs Gentoo?

TrickDacy ,

Why is it “head cannon” and not “head canon”? You got some kind of gun strapped to your head that you keep stories in?

turbowafflz ,

Actually I think they mean that “as a girl” (meaning the commenter is a girl), they “head cannon” (meaning they use a cannon to shoot heads) “at the arch installation bandit”. I hope this annotated version helps!

wazzupdog ,

I head canon head cannons now

milicent_bystandr ,

I head cannon the arch installation bandit as a girl.

Quaffing the potion of gender stability, now in your female form you strap on the head cannon and fire it at the arch installation bandit.

The arch bandit takes 5d7 damage and collapses prone. Seeing their leader defeated, the subordinate installation bandits flee. You have reclaimed Installation Cathedral from the bandits and can now invite the Installation Medium to summon the spirits of past operating systems.

TrickDacy ,

Lol this won the Fediverse today.

AVincentInSpace ,

wears a fedora, trenchcoat, and thigh high socks in the trans flag colors.

boredsquirrel ,
@boredsquirrel@slrpnk.net avatar

Like the guy that installed Windows on your machine without you asking…

rtxn ,

That same guy started covertly encrypting users’ data and then the fucking keys stopped working. I’ll take zero support over that.

doingthestuff ,

It also requires that they migrate all of my files and ensure I have full functionality my software and games.

AVincentInSpace ,

Ordinarily I would be fine with this. I use Arch anyway. But an Arch system configured by somebody else? I’d be safer leaving my laptop at home!

flambonkscious ,

I think that’s the idea - I love how this is a double entendre for those that know…

cg2sy ,

As long as you install and setup a DE for me!

MigratingtoLemmy ,

Where do I buy that hat?

FinalRemix ,

You gotta first find Carmen Sandiego to then become Carmen Sandiego.

MigratingtoLemmy ,

I’m Mitsubishi

Waraugh ,

Local goodwill

Hyphlosion ,
@Hyphlosion@donphan.social avatar

I found a pair of moon boots there once.

Waraugh ,

That’s baller

ILikeBoobies ,

Where do I drop them off?

Sam_Bass ,

Burn that a.i. shit while youre at it

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