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ILikeBoobies ,

Where do I drop them off?

MigratingtoLemmy ,

Where do I buy that hat?

FinalRemix ,

You gotta first find Carmen Sandiego to then become Carmen Sandiego.

cg2sy ,

As long as you install and setup a DE for me!

AVincentInSpace ,

Ordinarily I would be fine with this. I use Arch anyway. But an Arch system configured by somebody else? I’d be safer leaving my laptop at home!

NaibofTabr ,

Unnaproved software installation implies an obligation to provide user support… indefinitely.

nichtburningturtle ,
@nichtburningturtle@feddit.org avatar

The arch installing bandit is anonymous. Noone knows how to reach him

wazzupdog ,

I head cannon the arch installation bandit as a girl.

nichtburningturtle ,
@nichtburningturtle@feddit.org avatar

Is there an arch alternative for Yuki installs Gentoo?

TrickDacy ,

Why is it “head cannon” and not “head canon”? You got some kind of gun strapped to your head that you keep stories in?

turbowafflz ,

Actually I think they mean that “as a girl” (meaning the commenter is a girl), they “head cannon” (meaning they use a cannon to shoot heads) “at the arch installation bandit”. I hope this annotated version helps!

wazzupdog ,

I head canon head cannons now

milicent_bystandr ,

I head cannon the arch installation bandit as a girl.

Quaffing the potion of gender stability, now in your female form you strap on the head cannon and fire it at the arch installation bandit.

The arch bandit takes 5d7 damage and collapses prone. Seeing their leader defeated, the subordinate installation bandits flee. You have reclaimed Installation Cathedral from the bandits and can now invite the Installation Medium to summon the spirits of past operating systems.

boredsquirrel ,
@boredsquirrel@slrpnk.net avatar

Like the guy that installed Windows on your machine without you asking…

rtxn ,

That same guy started covertly encrypting users’ data and then the fucking keys stopped working. I’ll take zero support over that.

dharmacurious ,

Kinda wish someone would do this to me, because I’m never going to balls to do it myself

MiltownClowns ,

archinstall and wiki. Its easy if you’ve got nothing to prove.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

It’s super easy bro trust me bro just the tip bro

pipes ,

Recently wanted to try KDE 6 on my second laptop and after being pissed off at the lack of encryption with Void installer (gotta do it manually, have done it in the past but I’m lazy), another fail with NixOs (known bug with encryption in the latest stable installer) the easiest way was installing Arch lol.

I used archinstall as suggested, just answer questions, no manual voodoo incantation required. You can do it.

pipes ,

Btw Plasma 6 is glorious. First time Wayland “just works” without me noticing too.

NegativeInf , (edited )

But are the thigh high socks provided or must I purchase them separately?

smeg ,

You’ll know you completed the installation successfully when you look down and see the socks have materialised

Prunebutt ,

TIL that unix socks are actually a parasitic lifeform, transmitted via arch isos.

Sewer_King ,

Does Carmen San Diego work there or something?

Bluefruit ,

Its redhat, nyuk nyuk nyuk. www.redhat.com/en/…/enterprise-linux

Or maybe Carmen is a Linux user idk i just work here man.

radicalautonomy ,
@radicalautonomy@lemmy.world avatar

Good work, gumshoe.

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