Why aren't jock straps called ball bras?
And more importantly, do they come in lingerie styles?
What do ya call that space in the crease of a fin or a leg or a tentacle?
Ya got armpits for arms, so legpits and finpits and wingpits?? TENTACLE PITS?!
Lemmy Inception
Did you know that spam calls are to drown out time travelers?
In time travelers’ utopian future phone calls are a viable means of communication, so they think they can help folks in the past via calling and don’t understand why nobody answers!
Holding a life without any talents.
Shitpost of the week. 17th to the 23rd of August 2023
This competition is simple and I hope this becomes a weekly occurance. The rules are simple....
💩💩💩
Cro-ihh-ssant
Parody of Bush’s Machinehead:...
The paw of justice
In a world of feline felons and purrfect plots, one cat stood above them all. Whiskers Don Catarino, the Godfather of the Catnip Mafia, ruled with a velvet paw and a stern gaze....
Have you tie-dyed your national flag yet?
It’s the best way to make the most of your flag! It gives it a good wash and really livens up the colors!
One hundred trillion Zimbabwean dollars.
Screenshot is from a video by Global Things on YouTube. I kinda have to say this, because f*** plagiarism....
Does .999… = 1?
1/3 = .333…...
What the fuck
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/93c91c53-0201-4cd9-b426-d841c9a4ebfa.jpeg
get off my nuts
zam
I once had a big dick...
Lemmy is most censored social media than instagram,facebook,reddit,etc...
Be careful guys…
Happiness is not for too long.
"I'll give you something to cry about"
“I’ll give you something to cry about”
No way guys!1!1! Finally the latest crack for obs got released!!1!1
😱😱😱 https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/1dc90498-ba19-4afc-835c-669f14496580.jpeg
Need a foot finding your lost socks?
I’ve found all your lost socks, but unfortunately they’re all on the hidden feet you’ll never meet!...
In the Israel-Hamas war both sides are right wingers and supporting palestinian civilians is a lib thing, what stance can the infamous alt-communists/"tankies" take?
About the toxicity of people
I like to encourage people. On Reddit, if a person submits his photo for evaluation and is not confident in his appearance, then I write: Hey, you have a normal appearance, don’t worry. But users downvote these comments. What’s wrong with these people?
Title one
body bb
What's the thickest *non-sexual* fluid you've slurped through a straw?
Gimme ur thickest slurp