He's aware he's AI generated
Why are birds so shitty?
This is the only day of the week I have to sleep in, it’s cool and rainy but the birds are screaming their chirp earrape. “FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME PLEASE COME FUCK ME”.
Amazon's so helpful
People are just now finding out that there are 27 letters to the alphabet
iflscience.com/there-used-to-be-27-letters-in-the…...
When a grandma discover photoshop.
Stranger Danger
Sitting and shitting on my high horse
Ice cream got me inspired
icecream aircraft woman...
Step aside NAFTA, here comes CUMFART
Canada...
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mods finally doing the holy work ❤️
this wasn’t one but also making a ManBearPig reference in current year should be a felony
E-e-eat the rich?
C’mon woke boys and girls! DO YOU WANT TO LIVE FOR EVER?!
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History is written by the victors
Nuclear launch detected...
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Plumbbob
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Did you lock your front door when you left home today?
Do you remember locking the door and checking it this morning?
how do you guys use lemmy?
is there a place for me if im interested in people’s stories and experiences but not in depersonalized news and jokes and us politics? i dont want to post from the name of community but from my name, i dont want to subscribe to the whole community but to interesting people/topics
If you see this in 30 minutes it means it didn't flop
Or I fell asleep...
Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes
my fault gang
hi im new to lemmy, some intro and questions
here to discover one more fediverse platform (i have a pretty active mastodon account: @ralen) im interested in tech, specifically linux and other foss systems, like haiku, bsd, redox etc, other foss technologies and software, new hardware, specifically risc-v hardware (tho dont have any myself yet), foss android apps (i build...
Have rock
Bonus meme...
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*nonchalant whistling*
Also I hate this trend of censoring fucking profanity. Stupid shitsucking people need to learn that you’re allowed to swear like a pirate wench with a three-day UTI. They’re just words you cunts....
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Prequel dialogue
Transcript: Image of Anakin Skywalker (Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith) on the left as he yells “From my point of view, the Jedi are evil!” but with text on the right that states “From my point of view, the chicken came first.”...
can't stop cooing
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