I just sat down for breakfast with the kids

troyunrau , 7 months ago

They are bugs. Change my mind.

DragonTypeWyvern , 7 months ago

No, you’re right, they’re sea bugs, but not insects.

XTornado , 7 months ago (edited 7 months ago)

I knew a joke related to this where one guy enters a bar and asks for a glass of milk or coffee and a prawn…bartender asks to repeat what he asked for…etc… this gets extended by explaing every action of the guy with the prawn, removing the hard shell, etc…

Finally he puts it on the milk for a dump and then eats it. The bartended who can’t hold his tongue anymore says “That’s the craziest thing I have ever seen somebody eat” as to which the guy says “And you won’t see it any time soon. Because it is fucking disgusting.”

nieceandtows , 7 months ago

Your kids seem to be a bit cramped in there.

nilloc , 7 months ago (edited 7 months ago)

Do we have a Lemmyswitcheroo yet?

Stache_ , 7 months ago

The shrimps bacon at midnight

TearfulTurtles , 7 months ago

What a horrible day to have eyes

Sanctus , 7 months ago

A sacrifice of body and soul. The inner light collapses.

ObviouslyNotBanana OP , 7 months ago

It’s wet and dank in there, nothing that goes in comes out

Sanctus , 7 months ago

A devil pouring a bag of shrimp into a bowl of mill

This post inspired me

ObviouslyNotBanana OP , 7 months ago

I love it!

AlwaysNowNeverNotMe , 7 months ago

Glorious

nilloc , 7 months ago

Itd be so hot down there that either:

A. The shrimp would be too warm and everyone would get food poisoning

B. Satans shrimp chowder results. And I’m all for it.

LillyPip , 7 months ago

That’s just New England chowder with fewer steps.

SuckMyWang , 7 months ago

God made a mistake when he made the English. Abominations, all of them

EyIchFragDochNur , 7 months ago

Eeeewwwwww frootloops

appel , 7 months ago

Seafroot loops

eezeebee , 7 months ago

Pictures you can smell

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks , 7 months ago

Does it smell like the cereal or the shrimps?

eezeebee , 7 months ago

All of it including the milk

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks , 7 months ago

Fr🟢🟣t Decap🔵🟡da

BobbyNevada , 7 months ago

I know this is all fun and games, but has anyone tried dried shrimp with ramen?

PersnickityPenguin , 7 months ago

Yes, a d it’s delicious. You can buy shrimp flavored ramen.

Slow , 7 months ago

Do you like breakfast like this?

Kolanaki , 7 months ago

If this was a mistake, the fucked up part is that you pour your milk before the cereal.

fuggadihere , 7 months ago

You got a stew going

Mechanize , 7 months ago

You should add some mushrooms in it.

ObviouslyNotBanana OP , 7 months ago

Shit that would’ve been great!