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KepBen ,

Smh if you didn’t want a stranger to profit off your basic human needs you should’ve been born rich, duh

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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Ain’t that the unabashed truth. Get better, fetuses

Ilovethebomb ,

Just can’t help yourself, can you?

KepBen ,

I definitely have impulsive tendencies

kittenzrulz123 ,
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
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ickplant ,
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And here I am in the comments section, lurking and upvoting everyone.

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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Good job, just remember to tip your landlord with a little Christmas bonus

ickplant ,
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I’m lucky not to have one now, but can I tip my old landlord? Right into the void?

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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If you’re the one paying rent, you’re the one who decides how to tip!

ickplant ,
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Fabulous. Christmas tips for all the landlords!

juliebean ,

here’s my tip for every landlord everywhere: “get a real job, ya leech.”

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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The real tip was in the comments all along

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
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I secretly rerouted the plumbing from my shitting toilet to run into the ceiling of their bedroom months ago. That tip has been accumulating.

InternetCitizen2 ,

Same

JoShmoe ,

Does this make me a pervert?

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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Yesn’t

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
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If you say your not a pervert your lion

SpaceNoodle ,

You’re welcome

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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Tip your landlord this holiday and we’ll be even

SpaceNoodle ,

Don’t have a landlord, I’ll tip my mortgage holder instead

Che_Donkey ,
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I’m a mortgage, why don’t you tip me instead?

SpaceNoodle ,

Here’s a tip: get a job, sir!

saltesc ,

Their job is increasing interest in your home. Someone’s gotta.

JoShmoe ,

Nobody’s interested in Space Noodle’s home.

SpaceNoodle ,

But it’s got space for so many noodles

DJDarren ,

Tip him where? Into a crevasse?

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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You’re the one paying your landlord, you choose your favorite tipping method

NumbersCanBeFun ,
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  • ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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    You can still make it! Landlords make nothing and there are loads of them!

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