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Bunnylux ,
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1 and 8. I seek knowledge. A scholar, if you will.

PrimePathPioneer ,

3 and 7, teleporting a short distance like that can be extremely useful to get past roors and fences. Identifying whether a container was empty or not reliably is good enough proof to clean out this listwithout being powerful enough that the majority of people would actually believe I have magic, plus I don’t have to reveal my teleporting ability.

LiamMayfair ,

5 and 8. Imagine being able to spook people out all around the world by making their toaster go off in the middle of the night. Also, speaking in dead languages will make me very interesting at parties.

FollyDolly ,
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As someone with a gravel driveway, I will take free gravel for life. Lump sum is okay but installments are prefured.

arefx ,

3 and 7 could be useful

sharktongue ,

Steal, get caught, escape.

Octopus1348 ,

3 and 5

RIP_Cheems ,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

Free gravel and can speak khitan. You can sell the gravel for money and you can say just about anything and no one will get mad at you cause no one will understand you.

badaboomxx ,

For me 2 and 7.

Corkyskog ,

1 & 7 or 2 & 7 rough choices.

With the oysters you could probably ascertain way more knowledge than you expected.

MeDuViNoX ,
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They all just chant, “OYST! OYST! OYST!” forever like Pokemon.

AgentGrimstone ,

7 can be useful. With 6 I can keep repeating it to be a lot younger, 10 hours at a time.

ToeNailClippings ,

3 and 5 could be quite useful.

What type of teleportation? Mist, evapouration, inflation? Flashing? What type of toaster control? Making them rise up like Magneto, or just switching them on with your mind?

agressivelyPassive ,

7 too. This weird cup game is super easy, because you’ll always see which cup is not empty.

stom ,
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You can make a toaster do anything a toaster can do. It can’t clean your house or fly, because it’s a toaster.

tslnox ,

Talkie’s the name, toasting’s the game! I toast, therefore I am.

stom ,
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We don’t want muffins, no toast, buns, baps, bagets or bagels, no croissants, no crumpets, no teacakes, no potato cakes and no hot cross buns! And definitely no smegging flapjacks!

tslnox ,

Ahh, so you’re a waffle man!

howsetheraven ,

5 and 7. You guys are sleeping on the toaster thing. I can control the most unsafe electrical appliance with my mind? The possibilities are endless.

Along with knowing whether things are empty. I’d be the perfect bouncer.

papertowels ,

CIA on their last Castro assassination attempt: “send in…the toastmaster”

Kaliax ,

3 and 7

leaky_shower_thought ,

4 and 5.

toasters are cool. having them do your bidding? priceless.

4 because I am a kind and generous person. free noses for everybody~*!

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Simulation6 ,

3 and 6. There was no limit to how often you can use the power, so just spam them. Look 20 and fly.

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